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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:05:38 PM

ilearn

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ORIGINAL: Sultrynuisance

Lol. No more men for me :)

BTW, how do I change the vanilla status under my name?

That status changes when your post count increases. ARe you new to internet forums?

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:08:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: ilearn

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ORIGINAL: Sultrynuisance

Lol. No more men for me :)

BTW, how do I change the vanilla status under my name?

That status changes when your post count increases. ARe you new to internet forums?

I am new to this one. I've been discovering what this site has and how to use it.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:08:09 PM

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Oh shit. Its a sock puppet, standing up for the glue huffing female... errr male.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:09:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

oooooooooohh takin bets on this

~nudges my way in on this bet

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:09:01 PM

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I'm always real and really into the non judgmental and promoting free speech in and around the lifestyle by asking my submissive to find another, to demand online sex.

Yup, yup... and I am so good to claim he/she is coming into their own.

Yup... I'm awesome like that.

Tazzy... get on it!

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:14:56 PM

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Wha!!!!

I love you long time... as soon as I figure out where i got these 100 viruses from. I promise!

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 11:15:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: poise

All I ask for is some ice cream and a foot massage.
And darn it, one day, I'm going to get it!

What flavor ice cream would you desire?

No no, dude. Talk about blowing(Hehehehehe) your cue. At this point, you are supposed to grab your crotch, thrust vigorously in the direction of New Orleans and lay on your sexiest southern drawl as you tell Poise, "I gots your ice cream right freaking here. Cum and get it, beeeeooooottttccchhh."

edited as he excitedly notes that Poise quite erroneously didn't mention exactly who got the massage under discussion-Then finish by enjoying a foot rub, best done with hands and tongue. Hell, maybe even a wee bit o'the old cunt, too. :-)

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 11:15:33 PM

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You can want anything you want. I want several million dollars so I never have to worry about money again. However, I am unlikely to find that. You want a lot and give nothing in return, not even the price of a lottery ticket. I wouldn't expect to find your freebie fetish delivery system anytime soon.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 12:07:35 AM

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Damnit, I missed the ice cream? I want some. :-(

Could use some sleeping pills, too. Insomnia sucks.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 1:08:33 AM

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I more get mid forties, overweight, already balding, socially inept and plays a lot of WoW and has one of those nintendo girlfriends.

You describe me like it's a bad thing? But you forgot to mention I live in my parents' basement and don't have a job. The ladies here need those details; They need to know I'm available 24/7 without having to take time away from them to do something as silly as going in to work.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 1:16:19 AM

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How is your personal ad a BDSM discussion? I could give a shit about what you want and dont see it as a discussion.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 5:51:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: Kana

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

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ORIGINAL: poise

All I ask for is some ice cream and a foot massage.
And darn it, one day, I'm going to get it!

What flavor ice cream would you desire?

No no, dude. Talk about blowing(Hehehehehe) your cue. At this point, you are
supposed to grab your crotch, thrust vigorously in the direction of New Orleans
and lay on your sexiest southern drawl as you tell Poise, "I gots your ice cream
right freaking here. Cum and get it, beeeeooooottttccchhh."

edited as he excitedly notes that Poise quite erroneously didn't mention
exactly who got the massage under discussion-Then finish by enjoying a foot rub,
best done with hands and tongue. Hell, maybe even a wee bit o'the old cunt, too. :-)

I see you are almost as big a fan of ice cream as I am.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 6:57:12 AM

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I want a new iPhone. kthxbai.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 6:57:29 AM

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I want a female whom is attractive physically and not shy to sending pictures and videos of anything I ask for.
...I want a play thing that has no problem pleasing me sexually through online/text interaction (that is all that is allowed at this point). ...Online/text play at first is a must. I have no desire or pressures for anything further than that as of right now. If you have become impressive for that consideration then we will encounter that then.

Sweetie, you really give the impression of being a married man seeking wank material.

Good luck.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 7:35:02 AM

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I want a new iPhone. kthxbai.

I wants an ipad here

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 7:43:06 AM

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I'll let you play with my iPa..SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST, IS THAT *YOUR* ASS?

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 7:57:37 AM

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Lucy´s ass and Forn´s boobies are CM treasures and must be protected - somebody take away OP´s internet access, for neither of his personas have proved themselves worthy of gazing upon these beauteous bounties.

OP, you´re a DUDE, we´ve rumbled you ...

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 8:16:09 AM

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I want a new iPhone. kthxbai.

I have yer iPhone right here, little girl.

Trust me. It's in my van here.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 8:17:17 AM

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*runs to the van and dives in!*

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RE: Play Thing - 12/18/2011 8:18:41 AM

Fornica