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Having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:08:04 PM

LookieNoNookie

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I've discovered through very careful consideration that there are (at this time) exactly 2,427 women on this site whom I'm certain are "The One".

I will be contacting you all individually over the next 7 weeks to discern whether or not you (actually) meet the final criterion.

My people will be in touch with your people.

Put your best show on girls....time's a' wasting.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:10:15 PM

poise

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Now that is just outright discrimination!
What of the remaining 1,360,876 huh?

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:12:26 PM

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What? THE ONE to scam you? LOL! Best of luck. And that is NOT snark (although it sure sounds like it, I agree.)

2427 / 7 weeks = 2427 / 49 days = more than 49 a day! ! ! ! !

ETA: And what about the ones that join during your 7 week .... application process?

ETFurtherA: Grandpa would ask, "Braggin' or complainin'?"

ETEvenFA: Was there a question in the OP?

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:14:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

What? THE ONE to scam you? LOL! Best of luck. And that is NOT snark (although it sure sounds like it, I agree.)

2427 / 7 weeks = 2427 / 49 days = more than 49 a day! ! ! ! !

I'll admit I have my work cut out for me Lance but....I'm a giver...and I'll do whatever it takes.

(S'wut I do).

I care enough to put a full effort in....for them.

(Sometimes I feel I give too much).

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:16:26 PM

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poise: you have C-mail

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:17:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Now that is just outright discrimination!
What of the remaining 1,360,876 huh?

It's called Triage.....occasionally suffering occurs. It pains me as well.

It's not what I would choose under ideal circumstances.

These, I think we all know, are truly trying times.

I can't help that.

I can't save the world.

I'm just one man.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:18:08 PM

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poise - you have C-Mail

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:21:32 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

poise: you have C-mail

I performed the requested action without even having to sign in over there.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:22:43 PM

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pft... you should have started sooner and worked harder!

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:26:00 PM

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This is funny. lol

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:28:41 PM

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quote:

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pft... you should have started sooner and worked harder!

I blame myself.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:30:26 PM

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I'm here for you, JJ.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:45:01 PM

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You should exclude all your matches outside of two sigma the median of the hashed values of The One. It would greatly narrow your search greatly.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 8:58:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Soyokaze

You should exclude all your matches outside of two sigma the median of the hashed values of The One. It would greatly narrow your search greatly.

My apologies, I appreciate your sincere help but....I don't speak Italian.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 9:08:24 PM

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Lookie, you have a spot in my heart and a place in my bed. Just bring rope.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 9:21:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Lookie, you have a spot in my heart and a place in my bed. Just bring rope.

I appreciate that. Interestingly, a few weeks I was considering asking a girl out, but then suddenly realized I was the best I'd ever had.

I just got off the phone with myself, and I'm taking myself to bed (but it's only because I know I'm a slut...and frankly....I put out, no questions asked).

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 9:27:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Now that is just outright discrimination!
What of the remaining 1,360,876 huh?

It's called Triage.....occasionally suffering occurs. It pains me as well.

It's not what I would choose under ideal circumstances.

These, I think we all know, are truly trying times.

I can't help that.

I can't save the world.

I'm just one man.

Copy-and-paste is your friend.

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RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... - 12/22/2011 9:32:04 PM

ShaharThorne

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A toast to you, my friend. I am off to bed myself after FINALLY finishing off a doll blanket for the wee one.

Something tells me that I will be on my knees, puttying the cracks in the new flooring tomorrow.

Pray for me.

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