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LaTigresse -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:22:41 AM)

Ya. I didn't care who or what they were behind the screen. They were god damned entertaining. Better than the average crew.



mnottertail -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:29:40 AM)

I can be scathing.   I am not guilty because of it.   However, I think that for the most part, rather than get down on most of the intros, I let them slide pretty often.

They will come into the other boards, and perhaps they will wend their way down to Politics, where they will be relegated to gehenna.

Along with the fame that comes with this site, there comes some downsides; players, savants,  cretins, whatever....

It is all theater though, and everyone should remember that.  It aint real. It aint worth losing your wetware over. 



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:36:38 AM)

I am not sure if we ever really talked about sex on CM. I don't discuss my personal life here except in a very bowdlerized way, because I am not interested in telling the internet at large what gets me off. I am not offended when other folks share! I say "thanks for sharing" over on the vidchat when someone comes on offering up his desires. Why not, right? Sometimes they just have to say stuff out loud.

It IS theatre, as Ron says. I enjoyed the show on many levels. Bored now.

Ron, come over and do me. I'll buy lunch.



seekerofslut -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:40:20 AM)

The Intro descriptor says "Break the ice and introduce yourself here so we can get to know more about the person posting". Seems clear enough.

edit: Shows who pays attention and / or can read.



mnottertail -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:42:34 AM)

and if their fervent desire is to become a fleshtoned turdswallow, why walk?




kalikshama -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:43:51 AM)

quote:

The fucking mean girls shit stops now.


I always strive to be helpful in introductions so I am not defending mean girl shit but asking you to quantify it. For example, I think this, in response to where a poster made an ad not an intro, was helpful and spot on:

quote:

The people sending you messages are not the same ones who read the forums. Totally different dynamic on this side.
Here we just chat (sometimes even about kink, but often about cats, cooking and work) *lol*
Good luck and have fun!


Not quite as friendly but still helpful:

quote:

mmmmmm hello, welcome to the discussion side of the site.


I have seen new posters respond positively to the "welcome to the DISCUSSION side - what's your favorite ice cream?" question, but the search failed to find examples >_<

What's the best way to educated newbies on the differences between collarchat, a discussion board, and collarme, a kinky date site?



ModTwentyOne -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:44:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: peppermint

As I have read time and time again, Introductions are not a place to be putting down someone.  You might not like the introduction.  You might not agree with it.  However, the rule has always been that if you have nothing nice to say it is better to say nothing at all.  It is that person's introduction even if it says nothing about them except what they seek kinkwise.  Once I neglected this rule and it was pointed out to me by one of the Mods.  Since then I make sure any criticism is constructive and helpful to the OP.  Sometimes it is not what you say, it is how you say it. 



This. If you cannot be welcoming, please stay out of that section. Thank you.



tazzygirl -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:54:00 AM)

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please stay out of that section.


Which is what I do, on most occasions. [:D]



kalikshama -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 9:56:02 AM)

So is "welcome to the DISCUSSION side - what's your favorite ice cream?" welcoming or mean girl?



Fornica -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:01:47 AM)

I've found that by asking them a silly question, like what's their favourite food, etc, usually breaks the ice, and they open up about themselves. Many a thread I have said "welcome, tell us about you!" when their intro is a sentence that you can sort of tell they are new to message boards and aren't really sure how to proceed.
I don't feel like I'm a cunty mccunter that just bitches unnecessarily, like I said before, if someone posts a ridiculous message, in my book, they deserve a smackdown.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:05:15 AM)

Is asking to see their bewbage acceptable?:-)



Hillwilliam -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:06:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Is asking to see their bewbage acceptable?:-)

Depends on whether you're asking a man or woman.



popeye1250 -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:10:10 AM)

I don't understand why a woman would put pictures of her CAT or DOG in their profile. This is a KINK site for B&D and S&M. Don't they have sites for,........"pets?" I don't want to see Bowser I want to see you.
Why would anyone want to see some stranger's pet on a kink site?
Oh,...and "poetry." Who T.F. wants to read poetry on a kink site? They have plenty of sites for that! "Hickory dickory dock......."
I don't go into the "intros" section very often but when I do I just say "welcome aboard" or something like that.



Hillwilliam -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:13:38 AM)

I dunno about the poetry, Pops.


Hickory dickory dock
I made her suck My cock
She gagged and puked
So I fucked her ass
Hickory Dickory Cock.



GreedyTop -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:15:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I've found that by asking them a silly question, like what's their favourite food, etc, usually breaks the ice, and they open up about themselves. Many a thread I have said "welcome, tell us about you!" when their intro is a sentence that you can sort of tell they are new to message boards and aren't really sure how to proceed.
I don't feel like I'm a cunty mccunter that just bitches unnecessarily, like I said before, if someone posts a ridiculous message, in my book, they deserve a smackdown.



this.



SorceressJ -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:16:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: popeye1250
I don't understand why a woman would put pictures of her CAT or DOG in their profile.


Because 1. that's something that means something to her, since she made the profile and included the material (pix etc.) to represent herself, not you, and 2. because she can, which is the very best reason in the world to do anything at all.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:17:13 AM)

Well?...

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Is asking to see their bewbage acceptable?:-)

Depends on whether you're asking a man or woman.




Iamsemisweet -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:19:01 AM)

That is poetry?
quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I dunno about the poetry, Pops.


Hickory dickory dock
I made her suck My cock
She gagged and puked
So I fucked her ass
Hickory Dickory Cock.



Hillwilliam -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:22:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Iamsemisweet

That is poetry?
quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I dunno about the poetry, Pops.


Hickory dickory dock
I made her suck My cock
She gagged and puked
So I fucked her ass
Hickory Dickory Cock.


I never said anything about GOOD poetry.


If you want good poetry:

There was a young hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
she was missing one tit.
And smelled just like shit.
But think of the money he saved.



Miserlou -> RE: Welcome to Collar Me (1/13/2012 10:23:25 AM)

free form.



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