DBWhiskey
Posts: 65
Joined: 1/21/2012 Status: offline
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1) HUMOR 2) ODDNESS 3) GET OUT THERE Humor, everyone is funny somehow, some much more than others. EVERYBODY LIKES PEOPLE WHO ARE FUNNY, think of all the people you've known who maybe weren't all that great but were just funny as shit, and how much you liked being around them because of it. Showcase your sense of humor, at least a bit. As Ricardo, the union painter who trained me back in the day (who was an absolute MONSTER with the ladies) would often say, "Make her giggle Bubba, give her a little tickle and make her giggle." That fucking guy knew what he was about: a little tickle in your profile, a little giggle for the reader, and you are suddenly 1000% more interesting. Oddness, people who are not aware of their own oddities, and who do not appreciate a little oddness in others, are spiritual slobs and not worth your time. Go ahead and fly your freak flag a little bit, a little puzzling oddness, BAM 300% more interesting. Get Out There. There was a time when duck hunting was a professional pursuit in Europe. They had this gun, the name of which I do not recall, which was effectively a cannon-sized shotgun. They would mount these things to boats and sneak up on the ducks, and BLAST, 50 ducks dead, CASH MONEY!!! There is a type of person for everyone, but a lot of people are not going to be your type of person, they just won't get you. The best way to get those people who get you to come around is to just shotgun-cannon everyone, get out there, be seen, be yourself where other people can see. People will take notice, they will take a look at you, and every 10th or 20th person will be like, yeah, this guy is the balls, I like this guy, and message you.
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