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Ninebelowzero -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 9:49:13 AM)
Ladies of a certain age rock!

amaidiamond -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 10:33:41 AM)
Welcome....just welcome... And good luck

Killerangel -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:09:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arienos At 20 years-old you are in a perfect position to direct your future life, if acquiring slaves increases your potential for happiness completeness and fulfillment it should be viewed as a responsibility and requirement. Do not be dismayed by the words of the ancient ones, the 40-year old has-beens that are still looking. Good luck. You are 50 and looking in your profile. If the shoe fits oh ancient one, older than 40 year old has-been... [8\|]

Lockit -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:16:35 PM)
Oh fuck you youngsters! I mean, seriously! A young hot babe may have youth on her side... but when it comes to fucking... sucking... living life and having personal balance all worked out... us older... saggier, slopping and wrinkling babes have it goin on. You just want a hot babe to fuck... take that young stuff. You want to live and really fucking live... see the slopping, saggy, wrinkling wenches! Hehehe! And to the one that thinks us older wenches are missing something... you may think we are missing something... but guys that think like you do... we don't miss. Honestly... we don't. We actually avoid you.

mnottertail -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:19:05 PM)
Well, I guess we are in a typical 'show us your tits Joey' situation then.

Lockit -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:20:19 PM)
ROFL!

risktaker9 -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:24:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl And let's be honest: I'm 45 and submissive....and I have guys that want to be my slave. Men far outnumber the women. It's not hard to get a male slave. So, women coming here and bragging about it is like bragging about being able to breathe. If that isn't the truth. Gotta love a silly girl who thinks she's got it going on when anything female here with a pulse rakes in the offers on a constant basis. Hey OP, if us older women get the same thing as you do then I guess the offers from the piggies aren't all that special are they? You can have em - those guys tripping over their dicks. I got tired of the brain dead dick zombies long ago. I like my men nowadays to be able to think and do other things that aren't based on sex all the time. Glad you'll be taking them off my hands then, have fun!

Lockit -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:26:44 PM)
Where are these men that can trip over their dicks? I want to meet one, that seriously can! [;)] Those other guys that trip up over having a hard dick that trips them up... the young wenches can have them and teeth on them. [:D]

Yachtie -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:27:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt Welcome, Sarah! In case you'd like an interesting read while you're waiting for business to pick up: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/GoddessMine Well done. [:D] That's a hole in one. [golf clap, golf clap]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:31:55 PM)
You called?:-) quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Oh fuck you youngsters! I mean, seriously! A young hot babe may have youth on her side... but when it comes to fucking... sucking... living life and having personal balance all worked out... us older... saggier, slopping and wrinkling babes have it goin on. You just want a hot babe to fuck... take that young stuff. You want to live and really fucking live... see the slopping, saggy, wrinkling wenches! Hehehe! And to the one that thinks us older wenches are missing something... you may think we are missing something... but guys that think like you do... we don't miss. Honestly... we don't. We actually avoid you.

shylilbear -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:39:22 PM)
OMG I really need to learn to use the restroom before reading threads like this. I nearly wet myself laughing!

dreamysubmale -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:41:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: misssarahleigh I am Miss Sarahleigh. I'm 20. I'm trying to add new pigs to my collection. If interested message me and we can chat (: It's The Chinese New Year; The year of the Dragon...power strength and prosperity. Good luck and welcome

lostinmyownmind -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:43:56 PM)
Here's some advice, Hon. Get a real job.

xXLithiumXx -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:46:50 PM)
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.... Oh..Heh.. Welcome.

Lockit -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 1:47:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shylilbear OMG I really need to learn to use the restroom before reading threads like this. I nearly wet myself laughing! You ever think some of us might enjoy watching you squirm? Don't piss yourself... but did you hear the one about the rabbit and the tortoise that went to a bar and sat with the rabbi and the priest? Some of these people are setting you up! Don't trust them or enjoy yourself! [;)]

ResidentSadist -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 2:09:47 PM)
I think I love you. Your posts, your unwarranted attitude, your obvious lack of experience and your impulsive emotional lack of control are going to make for some interesting reading around here. I am glad you are here and posting... for that, I thank you. By the way, have you met payingoinker? kali mentioned him. Check him out. In fact, you are looking for paying clients right? I'll pay you to start a thread with him. Hell, I bet I'm not the only one that would offer to pay to see that!

risktaker9 -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 2:14:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Where are these men that can trip over their dicks? I want to meet one, that seriously can! [;)] Those other guys that trip up over having a hard dick that trips them up... the young wenches can have them and teeth on them. [:D] Hehe, you know, the all too common kind of guy that is concentrating so hard on his dick that he forgets how to walk. And talk, and anything else. Everything revolves around the penis and then it kind of trips them up. Ok ok...I made it up. Sigh. Seems true to life though. On another note....hey OP. Guess what just appeared in my inbox....? Yet another dick zombie, please fulfill my fantasies, I'll make it worth your while. You may have noticed that I'm older and also have no picture up. It's seriously not an accomplishment to have the offers, but I'm looking forward to hearing more from you on that!

shylilbear -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 2:14:35 PM)
LOL Lockit, Daddy will sometimes deny me relieving myself until I can't stand it. He says he's not sadistic, but I'm not buying it. There are other perfectly evil ways of being sadistic without inflicting pain and he has no problem employing them lol. quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit quote: ORIGINAL: shylilbear OMG I really need to learn to use the restroom before reading threads like this. I nearly wet myself laughing! You ever think some of us might enjoy watching you squirm? Don't piss yourself... but did you hear the one about the rabbit and the tortoise that went to a bar and sat with the rabbi and the priest? Some of these people are setting you up! Don't trust them or enjoy yourself! [;)]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 2:19:31 PM)
Bear, you and your daddy should be aware that holding it in like that can lead to UTIs. It's not a good idea. (just wanted to point that out)

searching4mysir -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 5:48:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Bear, you and your daddy should be aware that holding it in like that can lead to UTIs. It's not a good idea. (just wanted to point that out) I've told Master "I'm submissive, but my bladder isn't."

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