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shylilbear -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 5:52:54 PM)
He usually doesn't make me hold it for very long, and more often than not he does let me go, so I don't think that'll be an issue. The biggest problem is when he's feeling particularly sadistic and tells jokes to make me laugh while I'm holding it! quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Bear, you and your daddy should be aware that holding it in like that can lead to UTIs. It's not a good idea. (just wanted to point that out) I've told Master "I'm submissive, but my bladder isn't."

Delilya -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 6:18:22 PM)
It is always nice to meet another goddess. I am the great Earth Mother Goddess. I don't believe you mentioned which one you were??

ShaharThorne -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 6:20:30 PM)
And I am the Goddess of yarn. Need anything crocheted up yet?

Delilya -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 7:20:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne And I am the Goddess of yarn. Need anything crocheted up yet? Thank you for asking. Yes, I need one of these please and thank you. [image]local://upfiles/1154425/8697F7EDD989403F89CD33F15A52FD26.jpg[/image]

kalikshama -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 7:30:41 PM)
Where are my manners? Welcome from the Goddess of Time and Change.

hausboy -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 8:21:04 PM)
I am the god of cheap bastard boys who will be happy to send you an e-coupon for .50 cents off pop-tarts. I'm with Lockit on this one--20-somethings are fun to fuck as long as they don't talk. Some of the best sex I had was with a 45-year old menopausal gal who could go all night long (wore me out!), was incredibly interesting, could carry on a conversation, had lots of life experience and didn't text me a zillion times. And I didn't have to pay a dime. (oh, wait... I did buy her breakfast the next morning, if that counts....) edited to add: fast reply to OP. Not directed at you, Kali.... but you can have my pop-tart coupon if you want it....[;)]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 8:25:59 PM)
Why Haus! Glad it was good for you too! ~simpers~

hausboy -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 8:37:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Why Haus! Glad it was good for you too! ~simpers~ Damn! I thought you looked familiar!

kjade -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (1/31/2012 8:40:12 PM)
Holy fuckernutastic this thread is hilarious! Bwahahaha. At least the chick has enough self esteem for all of us (as misguided as it is) seeing as she hasn't said a peep, I'm wondering if that anger issue caused a coronary....

DonGiovani -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (2/1/2012 1:50:13 AM)
And this thread proves what WOMEN posess over whelps; CLASS. May your trailer park be filled with what you ask for, darling OP.

kalikshama -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (2/1/2012 6:05:42 AM)
quote: Not directed at you, Kali.... but you can have my pop-tart coupon if you want it... Thanks anyway, but I am off white sugar and white flour for 3 months. One month down, one to go!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (2/1/2012 6:27:59 AM)
Damn I love poptarts. I hardly ever eat them, they are so calorie-dense I usually spend my sugar elsewhere, but brown sugar cinnamon poptart with butter (edges cut off) is a Finer Food.

LaTigresse -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (2/1/2012 9:08:08 AM)
Frosted Raspberry........not that there is any real raspberry actually in them mind you.

Casssy -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (2/1/2012 9:13:35 AM)
Omg this is so damn cute, I cant resist the urge to try make one myself now. quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya [image]local://upfiles/1154425/8697F7EDD989403F89CD33F15A52FD26.jpg[/image]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (2/9/2012 6:34:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica I'm in my 30's (32), and very happily taken. Try again. I'm 53, but most people tell me I don't look a day over 52, 11 months, 28 days.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers (2/9/2012 6:36:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shylilbear He usually doesn't make me hold it for very long, and more often than not he does let me go, so I don't think that'll be an issue. The biggest problem is when he's feeling particularly sadistic and tells jokes to make me laugh while I'm holding it! quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Bear, you and your daddy should be aware that holding it in like that can lead to UTIs. It's not a good idea. (just wanted to point that out) I've told Master "I'm submissive, but my bladder isn't." Hahahahahahahahaha....great cat photo :)

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