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Scat-ology - 2/1/2012 4:14:03 PM   
mrwonderful2u


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Status: offline 		I was curious about this. For the scat lovers on the board. Is there a particular "type" that really gets you turned on? I mean it can basically be classified using generally 3 components, color, texture and aroma. Lets just say, yellow, soft with a nutty scent? or a dark chocolate brown, firm, with a heavy pungent stench that could clear a locker room? These are but two examples and I am sure there are many more. Can anyone shed some light on this?
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/1/2012 4:23:06 PM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/2/2012 9:53:54 AM   
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Many years ago we were playing a team down the road a bit, now local derby's are grudge matches & anything goes. U nfortunately the night before I'd been on the lash drinking shit loadss of guinness & finishing off the night with a very hot curry. Arriving at their ground my guts were doing somersaults & I raced/staggered into the locker room to take a well needed dump. Even I was passing out at the utter rancid stench emanating from the bowl. I mean think a pile of dead bodies in tropical heat.

A voice chimed in 'Pete you're in the wrong changing room', bugger thought I. So after finishing off I dismantled the ball cock & stuck the bits in my bag. An unflushable shitter created by the phantom shatter. The opposition got changed outside in the freezing rain & waited to shower post match until a plumber had fixed the crapper.

we won that day.

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/2/2012 10:00:49 AM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/2/2012 10:09:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		NINEY! That was horrific! gahh

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/2/2012 10:36:58 AM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/2/2012 10:41:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Niney. I have tears in my eyes from the laughing.

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/2/2012 12:36:38 PM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/2/2012 9:12:06 PM   
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I actually blurted out "that is funny as shit"

okay, so sorry OP....I have no preference since scatology doesn't interest me in the manner it interests you.

but since Niney started the crapper stories.....

I once had one of those industrial size coffees from Starbucks....Oh, I can't remember what the hell they call a large but it was a dark roast of mucca-lotta-cuppa-mocha-latte something.  anyway, it was the high-octane stuff, and it wasn't more than 20 minutes later, I'm doing the green apple quick step to find a toilet.  When I did, I swear the damn thing was so long that it could have doubled for a plumbing snake, and I was actually impressing myself that I was able to crank this out continuously, without "interruption" or breaks, that it became a challenge to see how long I could go before the damn thing broke off.  I had to break off and flush before the monster turd lifted my bum off the seat.  Lucky that I didn't vasovagal and pass out in the frickin' stall.

[oh don't oh gross me...you're the one reading the scat thread...]

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 5:53:07 AM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 5:59:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		Haus that is the bestest. Caffeine turds are the shizzle.

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 7:20:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: hausboy

Nine...
I actually blurted out "that is funny as shit"

okay, so sorry OP....I have no preference since scatology doesn't interest me in the manner it interests you.

but since Niney started the crapper stories.....

I once had one of those industrial size coffees from Starbucks....Oh, I can't remember what the hell they call a large but it was a dark roast of mucca-lotta-cuppa-mocha-latte something.  anyway, it was the high-octane stuff, and it wasn't more than 20 minutes later, I'm doing the green apple quick step to find a toilet.  When I did, I swear the damn thing was so long that it could have doubled for a plumbing snake, and I was actually impressing myself that I was able to crank this out continuously, without "interruption" or breaks, that it became a challenge to see how long I could go before the damn thing broke off.  I had to break off and flush before the monster turd lifted my bum off the seat.  Lucky that I didn't vasovagal and pass out in the frickin' stall.

[oh don't oh gross me...you're the one reading the scat thread...]


It's hard to do this in a toilet because you don't have the range of motion but if you're taking a dump in the woods, do you ever try to put that little curlicue on top like they do with soft serve ice cream at the Tastee Freeze?

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 7:24:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		No, I'm not as enthusiastic about it as the OP either in fact I refuse to read it again to doublecheck, my only story is my first week or Treeplanting, which entails strapping 50 to 75 pounds of saplings to your waist, and walking 20 miles over rough ground while doing a deep knee bend every third step, from first light to last, day after day for Three months.

Anyway, you live on site, and that first week I was living under a piece of viscuene, in the Alabama rain in the middle of December. My partners, having had enough after the Third day, had taken off to New Orleans to do Mardi Gras, and left me with a hundred pound bag of brown rice and about 50 pounds of whole wheat pasta and 20 pounds of TVP we had procured previous to the journey.

It's hard work, and I was eating like a horse, but apparently not drinking enough water, and by the end of the week I was feeling a bit off and couldn't figure out why - until suddenly I felt the call and realized I hadn't crapped in a week.

So I ran off into the woods, dug a quick hole, dropped trou, and took the biggest shit of my life, not a turd, just a huge pile of loose shit (for the OP's approval), that just kept coming and coming, overflowing the hole by a good margin.

Not all that exciting a story, I just remember it because it was the first shit I'd ever taken in my life that I had to smoke a cigarette after.

I also felt light as a feather, I don't think my feet touched the ground on the way back to camp.

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 7:25:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Did you make a little curlicue on top?

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 9:18:09 AM   
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Would you like that?

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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 9:22:24 AM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 9:29:47 AM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 9:30:41 AM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 9:32:36 AM   
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RE: Scat-ology - 2/3/2012 9:32:54 AM   
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