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CRAWLTOMENOW -> RE: Looking for someone rad like me (2/4/2012 1:36:57 PM)
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More about me:
I ate dirt once when I was a kid because after it rained one afternoon, the air smelled so clean and fresh that I thought the dirt might be clean and fresh, and also tasty. It turned out to be pretty bad and had a dirt kind of flavor. I think I washed my mouth out with water from a nearby puddle. It wasn't chocolate milk like I thought.
I remember also eating cat food but that might be because my parents never fed me. That's all there was in the closet that they kept me in. Just kidding, there was no cat food in there. I found the cat food in an old shed. It wasn't all too bad. Not as good as dog food though.
I remember playing in an old camper that we had on the farm. I think I was 5. I found a funny magazine in it. I couldn't figure out what that guy was doing to that woman. I didn't understand why they were naked and why he was between her legs like that. Now I know he was probably some kind of doctor just giving her a check up. What else could it be? Kids are silly.
As a young man I've learned a lot. God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, but it sure doesn't go well with a baloney sandwich. I've also learned that magic elves don't live in the closet like mom said. Never go in the closet. Finally, I've learned that I really, really, wish I were a "doctor" like that naked guy in the magazine, having to give checkups.
I'm looking for a fun, witty, good looking young woman who will laugh at my jokes, have some fun with me, let me play with her (in all sorts of ways), and most of all, won't feed me cat food.
Care to learn more? Send me an email, tell me about yourself, or ask me about myself. I'll tell you. I'm actually really smart and normal, I promise.
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