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ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom

Wait, I have to do stuff?!?

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

With that kind of bank, I'd just hire somebody to put spell check on the computer. 

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ORIGINAL: SingleServant

My mind is typically focused on mathematics, probability based risk assessments, and making money over the correct spelling of words.

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ORIGINAL: SingleServant

Your ability to be "taken seriously" by the women on this site is directly proportional to
their perception of how much money you make and / or have.

They assume by your young age that you are basically broke; hence they have no
interest in you.

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

There is no such thing as "enough money", LP.

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: SingleServant

My mind is typically focused on mathematics, probability based risk assessments, and making money over the correct spelling of words.

Cool! I did probabilistic risk assessment, as well as deterministic analyses, when I worked at Rocky Flats. Of course, those models were based on release of hazardous and radioactive materials, while your analyses are based upon financial events. The easy part was in determining logical event sequences, and the hard part was in assigning discrete probabilities for those events that were logical and defensible. We used historical events to extrapolate probabilities. If you don't mind a nosy question, how do you assign probabilities for financial events, and how do you project the resulting sequence of events?

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ORIGINAL: SingleServant

Against my better judgement I shall expand on how my ability to make millions is associated with the money grubbers, battle axes, and the domesticated males who populate not only this site but the entire country.

A typical male's sense of happiness is based upon an absolute scale. If he has an attractive woman in his life, if he is coming home to a clean home and a well cooked meal, if he is employed and has some disposable income, if he is having his sexual needs satisfied he will be happy. Regardless of his surroundings and position in life a male will be happy if he has these things.

A woman's sense of happiness is based upon a relative scale. She determines her sense of happiness by how well, or not well, she is doing relative to her girlfriends. Her happiness is not based upon an absolute scale; it is based upon a constantly moving target.

For example if a woman is living in a comfortable suburban setting but her girl friends are living in slightly larger homes, and taking slighty better vacations, or they are receiving slightly more expensive Christmas gifts she
will feel "unhappy". However if this exact same woman is living in a small row home in a not so good neighborhood but her girl friends are living in run down apartments she will feel " happy". She will have the material evidence to show she is doing better than her girl friends which makes her secretly feel good.

The woman living in the nice suburban home, who is unhappy, will pressure her husband to provide to her increased material goods move her up past her girl friends ,and making her feel " happy" again.

Before the advent of mass media and the Internet the above dynamics where almost always localized.

With mass media all women are viewing other women living in a better situation then they are. This triggered legions of pussy whipped husbands being pressured into making purchases they could not afford in a futile effort to made perpetually unhappy women happy. This phenomenon manifested itself into married couples purchase homes they simply could not afford. She needed the bigger home because her girlfriends had bigger homes and he (the husband) felt compelled to purchase that larger home because she ( the wife) was not happy, and unhappy women do not offer sex, and sex is a main ingredient in his "absolutes" for happiness.

I recognized that eventually the entire system had to collase under it's own weight. Millions of money grubbers and battle axes pressuring their husbands to purchase homes they could not afford in a futile effort to be " happy" by getting one up on their girlfriends.

When the system collapsed I cashed in.

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ORIGINAL: GloriousMorning

am I wrong, or is 6.5 mil only 6 and a half figures. meh, why not throw another half a mil in there, well what's another $500,000,000 anyways. Whoa I thought HIS math was good! betcha he's got a 9 incher too, eh?

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am loving being a battleaxe!!

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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: GloriousMorning

am I wrong, or is 6.5 mil only 6 and a half figures. meh, why not throw another half a mil in there, well what's another $500,000,000 anyways. Whoa I thought HIS math was good! betcha he's got a 9 incher too, eh?

Yes you are wrong.
7 figures doesn't imply 7 million, it means 1 million or more as in 1,000,000 has 7 figures (1 one and 6 zeros = 7 figures).

As such, if he's really good for 6.5 million, stating that's he's got 7 figures is understating his net worth by 5.5 million, not exaggerating it by half a million.

For that matter, half a million has got 5 zeros (as in 500,000) and the number you wrote ($500,000,000) is 500 million.

With math skills that poor, I'd be surprised if you questioned any guy about the length of dick he may claim to have, because even if he'd blatantly be lying, you very obviously wouldn't have a clue.