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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/4/2012 10:56:34 AM

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I resent these being called disturbing. Mostly because I own several of them, from both lists.

I have or at one time had a few as well but you have to admit a geriatric love doll with removable false teeth is ...............disturbing.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/4/2012 11:36:55 AM

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The 'baby Jesus' butt plug is my favorite, LMAO.

I don't think these too disturbing, actually.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/4/2012 1:06:32 PM

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Actually I intend to be one of those someday. If I live that long

Okay, I'll admit I'm not into the love doll thing but I thought that was a lot better than the japanese anime dolls that look like underage girls.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/4/2012 1:11:45 PM

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They make great x-mas gifts. There is also the Buhhda dildo and the(not safe for work or kids pic) crusifixion dildo .

Scroll down on the first link for the Jackhammer Jesus dildo. That right there is a conversation starter.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/4/2012 9:11:04 PM

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LOL!.....I just googled the Area 51 Love Doll YOu can buy it off of Amazon. Half price even!.....This thing really cracks me up for some reason!
http://www.amazon.com/Pipedreams-Area-51-Love-Doll/dp/B000KBT06E

Shit, I gotta have one, it'll like, make me the envy of all geekdom What a conversation piece, kink kitsch, I love it.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/4/2012 9:15:17 PM

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While I like a lot of this stuff, although mostly for it's kitsch value, this place has some pretty state of the art shit that I'd be more tempted to spend money on.

Although, I accidentally stumbled on it looking for one of the items on the Cracked list...

http://www.shopinprivate.com/sextoys.html

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/5/2012 4:09:38 PM

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Should I be concerned that the only things I haven't seen before are the area 51 doll, the mature doll, and the pogo stick?

Most of these items in both links are, well, "real" kink items in the kink world, if you know what I mean. And the few that were not, struck me as playful, silly, a little off-beat.

I didn't find any of them "disturbing" as I would define disturbing (but then I realize these articles were meant for vanilla folks, who probably find the idea of a pig tail anal plug "disturbing"). But me, none of it struck me as disturbing. I mean, even aliens and old people f***, don't they? And for those who have already mastered the pogo, why not add another challenge?

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 6:27:20 AM

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*Holds hand with the princess* Thats it, it has to be true, either these things aren't disturbing....or we are disturbed to the point that we can't tell

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 7:40:33 AM

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Here is another one for you. The enema backpack. For those who want their sub to get cleaned inside while they clean the house :)

http://www.bizarre-lifestyle.com/shop/en/Clinical/Sets/Enema-Backpack.html

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 12:54:49 PM

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Here is another one for you. The enema backpack. For those who want their sub to get cleaned inside while they clean the house :)

http://www.bizarre-lifestyle.com/shop/en/Clinical/Sets/Enema-Backpack.html

That doesn't seem like you could get good flow out of it being that much of the colon would be just under the middle of it (unless it has some sort of pump or something.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 1:55:31 PM

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I've seen that one before too :P and I have to agree with Soyokaze. It doesn't seem like it would work to me. I do know someone that built something much like it but it was a hard tub sort of thing that sat much higher on his subs back and it had some sort of pump in it. Personally I think the man has to much free time to think up ways to make me happy I'm nut sub anymore.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 3:12:36 PM

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I have not personally used it so I really cannot say. But gravity always seems with win with enemas. So as long as the water is higher than the belly I think it might work. I do think it would be much slower. The scientist in me says there needs to be a trial LOL!

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 3:23:54 PM

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That fisting glove looks like it would double as an excellent bondage mitt... gorgeous and shiny too...

I can't say the list is that disturbing, though it seems the love doll with removable teeth has been removed that people are talking about

Personally I find this and thisdisturbing

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 3:51:00 PM

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I have not personally used it so I really cannot say. But gravity always seems with win with enemas. So as long as the water is higher than the belly I think it might work. I do think it would be much slower. The scientist in me says there needs to be a trial LOL!

I usually use 4-5 feet. Most instructions say 2-3. That thing would partly be bellow the colon and the stuff that's already inside you has gravity working for it and if you cramp a pumping system too. It might barely push some into you, but I couldn't believe it could effectively give you an enema. I've bought enough things that looked good in form but were terrible in function to want to try it myself : p

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/6/2012 4:26:06 PM

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LOL!.....I just googled the Area 51 Love Doll YOu can buy it off of Amazon. Half price even!.....This thing really cracks me up for some reason!
http://www.amazon.com/Pipedreams-Area-51-Love-Doll/dp/B000KBT06E

Only 1 left in stock--order soon.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/7/2012 6:41:40 PM

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I loved the teddy bear one but then I am a babygirl sub. I love cutesy things like that. I also was amazed that they make animal shaped dildos??!! Who thought that one up? lol

Lesbians? An ex of mine had a strap-on shaped like a dolphin, because, I guess, dildos that look like actual dicks are icky.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/7/2012 6:52:12 PM

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Fits like a glove.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/7/2012 7:15:13 PM

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I loved the teddy bear one but then I am a babygirl sub. I love cutesy things like that. I also was amazed that they make animal shaped dildos??!! Who thought that one up? lol

Lesbians? An ex of mine had a strap-on shaped like a dolphin, because, I guess, dildos that look like actual dicks are icky.

Well it sounds sort of fishy to me

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/8/2012 12:30:32 PM

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That fisting glove looks like it would double as an excellent bondage mitt... gorgeous and shiny too...

I can't say the list is that disturbing, though it seems the love doll with removable teeth has been removed that people are talking about

Personally I find this and thisdisturbing

Okay, as far as the snowman and stallion "dress-up" stuff goes, obviously some are into very different kinks from me. I try, so very hard, to embrace all kinks as valid of serious consideration, but there are times when I am pushed to the brink. Truly.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever - 4/8/2012 1:01:02 PM

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I loved the teddy bear one but then I am a babygirl sub. I love cutesy things like that. I also was amazed that they make animal shaped dildos??!! Who thought that one up? lol

Lesbians? An ex of mine had a strap-on shaped like a dolphin, because, I guess, dildos that look like actual dicks are icky.

Well it sounds sort of fishy to me

Har har har.

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