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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:08:00 PM

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where are the hershey bars and graham crackers?????

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:08:10 PM

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Fire??? Can I bring the gasoline???
...or maybe tie fireworks to the dog's tail.
C

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:09:23 PM

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quote:

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Stirfry or steamed?

C

Steamed.

I wish I had steamed mussels right now.

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benji

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:10:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

Fire??? Can I bring the gasoline???
...or maybe tie fireworks to the dog's tail.
C

I'm an Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dog. I have no tail.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:20:27 PM

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I'm an Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dog. I have no tail.

Play Pin the tail on the dog.

C

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:27:14 PM

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Dear benji,

How can I trick Aileen over for a visit?

Signed
Buffalo Bill

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:29:24 PM

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Dear Buffalo Bill,

Drive over to near her house with a cube van, put your arm in a cast, and try unloading a sofa as she comes home with groceries at night. Then beat her into unconsciousness, and take her home.

It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:31:04 PM

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Speaking of Dom Drop, I can remember when I was little and my father threw me up in the air and caught me...and the last time he missed. Does that count?

C

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:33:04 PM

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God DAMN that was a good orgasm.

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:34:03 PM

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Hey, dinner first...
C

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:35:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

Speaking of Dom Drop, I can remember when I was little and my father threw me up in the air and caught me...and the last time he missed. Does that count?

C

Not really, but it explains a lot.

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:41:59 PM

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Just for the record, so far, 8 posts have been made in reference to the OP, including the OP and erin's FIRE comment.

That means that only 64 have been made to derail it, including this one. 8:1 is just not good enough, folks.

I expect everyone to comment on how spatulas relate to penis size. If you don't you're not real.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:49:42 PM

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I thought this thread was about drums. Could you people yakking about smores, orgasms and swatting poor Benji, get back on topic, please?

Geeesh.. I hate it when a decent thread gets soo far offtrack.

Back to the original topic:
I once slept with a drummer.

mbmbn

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:51:09 PM

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I thought this thread was about drums. Could you people yakking about smores, orgasms and swatting poor Benji, get back on topic, please?

benji = drum.

Swat away.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:54:13 PM

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benji = drum.

Swat away.

Yours,

benji

Does a solo of WipeOut on benji's butt.

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 9:59:38 PM

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Well I got an early B-day present. It was one of those fridge magnet spatula’s. It is about 2 inches long and as cute as it could be.

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 10:09:52 PM

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this is the greatest and funniest post ever!!!

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 10:16:49 PM

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Art quit trying to derail the thread. Back on topic or no soup for you.

< Message edited by Wulfchyld -- 6/4/2006 10:18:58 PM >

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 10:23:56 PM

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drums are cool

and this lil guy is so cute.

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/4/2006 10:29:55 PM

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I'm thinking I don't ever want to eat dinner in the Phillipines.....

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