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Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 11:43:07 AM

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Hello My Minions.

I am here and ready to be worshipped like the true Goddess I am. I have perfect feet Im young beautiful and more dominant than any woman you will ever meet.

Go *personal contact info removed by VideoAdminXi* NOW AND FILL OUT MY SLAVE APPLICATION FORM!

I am accepting new slaves to My army so don't miss your chance to serve ME!

Forever

Goddess Randi

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 11:48:15 AM

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Welcome to the forums, where not everyone is your minion.

I just can't see the word "minion" without dusting this puppy off:

Gozer's raging, at
55 Park Central West,
There are no minions.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 11:54:48 AM

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My army of zombies will annihilate your army of slaves! In the battle for world supremacy in the coming post-apocalyptic world, it is I who shall be triumphant!

You shall kneel naked before me and call me master!

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:01:31 PM

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OK Welcome to the forums I have no interest in being your minion but enjoy your stay

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:13:55 PM

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I, the great Earth Mother Goddess, welcome you to collarme.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:23:52 PM

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OK Welcome to the forums I have no interest in being your minion but enjoy your stay

You too shall bow before me and my zombie army!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:25:02 PM

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I, the great Earth Mother Goddess, welcome you to collarme.

And so shall you!

Everyone shall bow before me and my zombie army!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:28:12 PM

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sorry, my back has really been bothering me lately. You'll understand if the best I can do is a curtsey with a wince, right?

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:32:27 PM

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yikes,lol

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:34:29 PM

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Hope the career change works out well for you.....

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:34:55 PM

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I, the great Earth Mother Goddess, welcome you to collarme.

And so shall you!

Everyone shall bow before me and my zombie army!

Now, now Marc. Without me, the great Earth Mother Goddess, you and your zombies will have nothing. I will take you back into my folds and smother you.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:43:05 PM

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sorry, my back has really been bothering me lately. You'll understand if the best I can do is a curtsey with a wince, right?

A curtsy before me and my zombie army? Hmmm... I don't know. I mean, it just doesn't have that post-apocalyptic coolness factor. There I am, holding my blood splattered sword, standing if front of my zombie army, surrounded by the disemboweled corpses Randi's slave army, while cities burn and their smoke blots out the sun... and you curtsy?

I'll have to think about it.

In the meantime... BOW BEFORE ME AND MY ZOMBIE ARMY!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:47:22 PM

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Now, now Marc. Without me, the great Earth Mother Goddess, you and your zombies will have nothing. I will take you back into my folds and smother you.

The great Earth Mother Goddess lies supine at my feet. Her priestesses now wail naked in my chains! Their shrill shrieking lamentations shall go unheeded as I pry open their virgin locks!

(I've always believed that if you're going to fantasize... you should really go for it)

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 12:58:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheGoddessRandi

Hello My Minions.

I am here and ready to be worshipped like the true Goddess I am. I have perfect feet Im young beautiful and more dominant than any woman you will ever meet.

Go to www.GoddessRandi.com NOW AND FILL OUT MY SLAVE APPLICATION FORM!

I am accepting new slaves to My army so don't miss your chance to serve ME!

Forever

Goddess Randi

But my grammar and punctuation ain't shit.

Oh er, welcome to the discussion side of CM, Randi.

For Marc:

Beware foul minions of Satan !! The Lady will smite your zombie army and raise you a herd of hellishly humongous heifers. You will lie prostrate before my gaze !! I am dominate !!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:19:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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Now, now Marc. Without me, the great Earth Mother Goddess, you and your zombies will have nothing. I will take you back into my folds and smother you.

The great Earth Mother Goddess lies supine at my feet. Her priestesses now wail naked in my chains! Their shrill shrieking lamentations shall go unheeded as I pry open their virgin locks!

(I've always believed that if you're going to fantasize... you should really go for it)

Sorry Marc to introduce reality to your fantasy. However, it just isn't going to happen that way. All is mine to command, the leaves on the tress, the beasts of the fields, the very air that you breath. You shall quail before me and beg. I'm special that way.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:24:25 PM

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But my grammar and punctuation ain't shit.

Oh er, welcome to the discussion side of CM, Randi.

For Marc:

Beware foul minions of Satan !! The Lady will smite your zombie army and raise you a herd of hellishly humongous heifers. You will lie prostrate before my gaze !! I am dominate !!

Perfect. I love it. Poor Marc doesn't stand a chance.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:26:28 PM

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Erm zombie want brains... anyone seen any anywhere recently

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:27:16 PM

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Hey!

(and this goes for you too, Delilya!)

This is my fantasy! My fantasy, my rules!

And in my fantasy I conquer the world with my zombie army and then spend the rest of my days being serviced by my harem of 100,000 naked slave women!

I you all don't like my fantasy... well then I'm not going to play any more! I'm going home and I'm taking my balls... err... ball... with me!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:38:56 PM

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dude... you're SOL.. curtsey is best I can do.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:43:39 PM

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FILL OUT MY SLAVE APPLICATION FORM!

Your form looks nicely filled out as is. No need to fill it out more.

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