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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/28/2012 9:31:59 AM   
OsideGirl


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I got this gem yesterday. I've never spoken to this person and there was no prelude or introduction. I'll condense it and the red is me:

quote:

about Daddy Doms...

So..what makes a Daddy Dom? First and foremost he loves his little girl. She is his prized possession. His eyes light up when she walks into the room and he takes great pride in her successes. After all, he helped to create her. (He probably created her in his lab on a dark and stormy night)

She holds the most tender part of his heart and has the greatest power to hurt him. (I found this funny because in ANY relationship the people closest to you have the ability to hurt you the most)

Seeing her hurt however is not something a Daddy Dom wants. (Yeah, it is....and he wants to be the one doing it)

I sees it as his job to protect her, both from the outside world and herself. (Yes, apparently we're so incompetent that we need protection from ourselves)

It hurts him to have to punish her , but he knows it is sometimes necessary. (Master and I don't have a punishment dynamic)

This takes great strength on his part. It takes strength to control her, and to shape her to his needs and desires. It takes strength to be her confidant, her shoulder, her anchor. It takes strength to let her out into the world when all he wants to do is hold her safe in his arms. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He uses his experience in life and his knowledge of her to provide proper direction and punishment when the need arises. (I always love the assumption that just because someone has labeled themselves as Dominant, they think they're automatically smarter and have more common sense)

He knows this hurts her Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Many of you may be asking what separates a Daddy Dom from any other Dom. (Many of who? Suddenly he's lecturing a crowd even though it's my cmail box)

In most cases very little.r Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Perhaps it is something only a little girl can understand.


I have no idea why he sent it to me. My reply was that while I was happy that his definition worked for him, I saw so many things wrong that it exceeded the patience level of my TheraFlu soaked mind to list them all. He did not reply.

< Message edited by OsideGirl -- 10/28/2012 9:40:25 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/28/2012 9:35:28 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		I got the identical message Oside got. A nice lecture. Yawn.
The original message I started this thread with was " hello nice age ".
Today the same man sent me " nice age ".
I fully expect his subsequent message to be " age ".

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/28/2012 9:35:52 AM   
smartsub10


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quote:

He uses his experience in life and his knowledge of her to provide proper direction and punishment when the need arises. (I always love the assumption that just because someone has labeled themselves as Dominant, they think they're automatically smarter and have more common sense)


I get countless messages sent to me that have this mentality. My experience has been that I am waaayyyy smarter than most of the men who contact me and offer to "guide" and "direct" me. hahahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/28/2012 10:02:01 AM   
myotherself


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Priceless. I will always love you, but I bet you are a lot less "insolents" in "hightest heels">. What is that, flammable shoes?


I have some seriously hawt shoes.

Just sayin'

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/28/2012 1:37:59 PM   
OsideGirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

quote:

He uses his experience in life and his knowledge of her to provide proper direction and punishment when the need arises. (I always love the assumption that just because someone has labeled themselves as Dominant, they think they're automatically smarter and have more common sense)


I get countless messages sent to me that have this mentality. My experience has been that I am waaayyyy smarter than most of the men who contact me and offer to "guide" and "direct" me. hahahahahahahahahahaha


Yeah, it goes right along with the ego that thinks that giving a lecture to random strangers is appropriate. (Let me add that the email was just a wall of text)

This man doesn't know me or anything about me. There is nothing in my profile or my journal that even suggests that I want or need an explanation of Daddy Doms. But he sent it anyway.

I guess I was supposed to be so impressed that he's willing to protect me from myself by telling me how relationships are supposed to go, that I should just pack up and move to Indiana.


< Message edited by OsideGirl -- 10/28/2012 1:38:40 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/28/2012 3:54:40 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		This from a trusting soul:

I want to give you total control. Whatever you want me to do, except a lot of pain.

My response:

Gee, I'm flattered that you have that much confidence in me. However, you don't know me from Adam. I think you might want to get to know a person before offering to surrender total control to them.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2012 10:00:52 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		Got a few messages today from a sub man. I replied "no thanks, I'm looking for a dominant man". Subbie (he calls himself) says "ok, I'm putting on my Dom hat!"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2012 10:13:23 AM   
oregongirl


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Status: offline 		Dominant male contacted me today from another state (my profile says no long distance relationships)

Dom: Having any luck on this site? I haven't until I saw your photo!
Me: (I did the automatic reply thing" "Thank you for contacting me, please note that that you live too far from me. Regards, OregonGirl"
Dom: Just as well, with you signing off with your screen name tells me that you are an uneducated asshole!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/1/2012 10:09:17 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		And today's gem:

Are you usualy horny clit poped up and out and throbbing?

Very bracing.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/14/2012 7:42:07 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		So this guy sends me an intro letter and mentions in it that he loves redheads. Why?????? My profile says I'm blonde, so he certainly won't score any points that way. All I can think is that he had me confused with someone else. In any event, he's sure not getting a response.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/14/2012 10:51:18 PM   
MstSebastian


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Status: offline 		Okay, this thread is GREAT!

I got one yesterday that I couldn't get over. (My email to him in italics, his emails to me in bold).

How big is your cock?
Wow. No "hello?" No "how are you today?" No "would you care to chat?" You're gonna jump right in with "how big is your cock?" Sorry, but that's a little personal for a first email.
Fuck you! You're a gay Dom, I'm a gay sub. What else did you think I was gonna ask? Douchebag!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 10:06:05 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		That's an interesting opening salvo from a sub to a dom! Hmmm, not an approach I've thought of trying yet.
I got this one from a 25 year old guy, and my profile says I am 53:

I want you to be my slave!!! add me at skype: ----

His user name includes the word "Master". I messaged him back and bawled him out for sending a message like that to someone older than his mother. (Of course now I'm worried I hurt his feelings...)


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 10:18:40 AM   
MstSebastian


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Status: offline 		Oh, lord, I got another one...

Beat me, Daddy! Make me your little bitch boy!

Thanks, but no thanks. By your profile, you are older than my father. So, why are you calling me "Daddy?"

Yeah, Daddy...make me cum for you, Daddy!

Me:

*Delete...block...giggle*

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 10:35:41 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		This wasn't a message to me personally, but a message to the the whole site,
which makes it even scarier. It comes from an 18 year old dominant.

"subs slaves and dommes, you are to get on the ground like the disgraceful bitch you are
and crawl to me. you will pant and your pathetic mouth will water as u beg to kiss my ass and beg
for me to own you".

< Message edited by poise -- 11/15/2012 10:36:23 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 10:36:34 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		That was a typo, I am 5 8. Not 1 8.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 2:26:19 PM   
venue


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Good grief, look what just came in:

Good Day, My name is Mr George Weston, the owner and C.E.O of George Weston Limited in Canada and USA, I am a dying man who has decided to donate what I have to you.

...


WOhOO :D Is this a CM style Nigerian 419? Would be amusing to start sending these to the hordes of fake FinDoms on the dating side. Or, in fact, hopefully it happens already..
-v

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 6:05:33 PM   
oregongirl


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Status: offline 		I'm jealous, I want someone that does not know me to donate everything he has to me, lol :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 6:12:24 PM   
punisher440


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You mean he sent others the same offer....I hazza sad now....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 6:15:51 PM   
OsideGirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I got the identical message Oside got. A nice lecture. Yawn.


And thanks to DaddySatyr...I now know that he plagiarized it.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2012 8:54:24 PM   
littlewonder


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ORIGINAL: oregongirl

I'm jealous, I want someone that does not know me to donate everything he has to me, lol :)


That would be his streaked undies and bellybutton lint.

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