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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 1:17:13 AM

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thanks for the corrction but please do tell me why its written (you're) & not your?

PS: really i dont know.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 1:20:31 AM

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http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-Your

I usually have help with any professional correspondence

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 6:00:52 AM

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ORIGINAL: ashjor911

thanks for the corrction but please do tell me why its written (you're) & not your?

PS: really i dont know.

The apostrophe is there to signify that at least one letter has been removed to combine two words. For example:

You are =====> you're

we are ======> we're

is not =======> isn't

So if you mean "you are the best person in the world", then you can switch "you are" for "you're". So "you're the best person in the world".

Your means it belongs to you. Your dog, your life, your hope, your banana....you get the drift

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 6:44:37 AM

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Message from the "other side"?

Well, I'm not sure of it's validity, but I had a dream recently, extremely vivd, and incredible sexual... of a woman and her desires.... this was no "spectral woman", but as I say, her presence was vivid, and real.

In the morning I discovered a message scrawled in ectoplasm on my bedsheets. Sppoky.
I could not, sadly, decipher the message.

DrG

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 6:53:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: Baroana

Just in...

"Hello How are you today? I am _ by name and I am 28 years old.. I am looking for an Owner on here and Age is not a problem to me. I was released by my last Owner because He moved to Ireland with his family and could not take me along so he got me released. I do home service for a living... I love to take care of Aged people and I am honest and caring Slave. I hope you are honest and caring Dom as well? Here is my email: _"

Forgot to mention this was a female, a hot blonde, based on the photo.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 7:29:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

The apostrophe is there to signify that at least one letter has been removed to combine two words. For example:

You are =====> you're

we are ======> we're

is not =======> isn't

So if you mean "you are the best person in the world", then you can switch "you are" for "you're". So "you're the best person in the world".

Your means it belongs to you. Your dog, your life, your hope, your banana....you get the drift

thanks....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 7:40:17 AM

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I don't get much mail, so when I finally got a funny one, I felt complete!

hey am ***** by name am new in this site fortunately i am running a research an i dug your profile
and find it interesting, so i want you to take a look at mine and get back to me hope chat would work,
hope to hear back from you. thanks *****.

I wondered if he worked for the University of Sydney, but his profile could not be found.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 8:28:14 AM

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This just in:

"Sweet ASS"

That was all...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 9:06:00 AM

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ResidentSadist - congratulations! Serendipity :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 10:26:33 AM

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Oh, that was priceless! Good bunny!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 12:45:50 PM

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This is quite creative :)

"So after a rigorously brief overview of your profile pics, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex-hubby, xxx ps. Since I just moved to your area,You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half of our money according to our prenup ;)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 5:36:38 PM

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Supposedly from a Domme in Germany with a hidden profile, though I have my doubts:

Domme XX: new diamond?

Me: No, the stone is called Mystic Fire Topaz. (sent her a link describing the stone)

Domme XX: care to chat?

Me: No! I don't know how I can possibly make it clearer that I'm not interested in chatting. Have a great evening.

Personally, I think it is a new angle from a "sub" who has been pestering me for several years. He sends a message, I block him, he creates a new profile and sends another message, I block him, etc., etc., etc. I think he may have resorted to using a Domme profile, thinking I'd be receptive to another Domme.

Even if it's not him, I blocked her (?) anyway for being stupid. It should be abundantly clear from my profile that I'm not interested in chatting.

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 10/21/2012 5:58:06 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 6:27:56 PM

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They are organized...

* * * * *

Hello Master
I am glad i am able to hear from you,it's not really late but getting late.because in YOUR MESSAGE, (what message??) i can really see you are interested in me.i am a 24/7 submissive slave. i can serve short term and likewise long term. Well,my names are (insert generic name here)...i am 29years, 5''7ft tall,i think i weight about 32kg now.i like pain and instructions.
i like honesty and i hate lies and cheating.i am ready to serve you to the fullest,ready to fulfill your wishes.ready to wear collars,handcuffs and foot to worship you. (she wears feet...creepy...mine are attached)
I am ready to obey you all my life.i am a devoted slave and a real slave sincerely. I am very pleased to succumb by all your commands because.i,m a well submissive slave who's highly experienced in BDSM. i don't have limits other than,electric shock and blood splinting WHICH MAY LEAD TO DEATH. (what, no death? Well then. Screw you.) i have been taught and trained well in almost all aspects of the BDSM but i wish to extend my training,i want some dominant/submissive masters to teach me more about BDSM 'cos i believe i still have lots to learn. (but...but...you're highly experienced) I was trained by a Master here...I think that all about me for now..Hope to hear back from you soon.. I am only able to mail you from my private mailbox.. That is the order from Our Head Leader Organization Association President Master (this was equal parts obnoxious and funny!) ..Here is my mail (insert garbage yahoo account here)

* * * * *

It was all good, but the grammar was a deal breaker. Well, that, and the whole being deeply in love with my girl thing, but gee, why take the little details into consideration... o_O

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 6:35:34 PM

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Poor me...I'm really dumb and it's ever so hard on here for.the.dumb sub.....lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 8:03:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Personally, I think it is a new angle from a "sub" who has been pestering me for several years. He sends a message, I block him, he creates a new profile and sends another message, I block him, etc., etc., etc. I think he may have resorted to using a Domme profile, thinking I'd be receptive to another Domme.

It spooked me to read this tonight. I got a message this morning that made me believe that someone I've been talking to for a week is really a different person I'd stopped communicating with awhile ago, coming at me as someone else.
I thought I must be overly paranoid; no one would go to such devious lengths. Then tonight I read this post of yours and see that it's not even original!
There is really nothing new under the sun.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 8:21:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Personally, I think it is a new angle from a "sub" who has been pestering me for several years. He sends a message, I block him, he creates a new profile and sends another message, I block him, etc., etc., etc. I think he may have resorted to using a Domme profile, thinking I'd be receptive to another Domme.

It spooked me to read this tonight. I got a message this morning that made me believe that someone I've been talking to for a week is really a different person I'd stopped communicating with awhile ago, coming at me as someone else.
I thought I must be overly paranoid; no one would go to such devious lengths. Then tonight I read this post of yours and see that it's not even original!
There is really nothing new under the sun.

Nope, not at all.

This particular sub keeps reinventing himself and reapproaching me. Usually there is something about the first or second communication that makes me realize it's him.

There was something "off" about the communication from the "Domme" in "Germany" that makes me suspect it's him. First of all, the hidden profile. Then, to inquire about a gemstone, and want to jump directly to chat, seemed a little odd. I can't ever remember a Domme requesting chat from me. On the few occasions that Dommes have contacted me, they have been local and wanting to know about my Femdom organization. They have always been perfectly happy to communicate via private message and never requested to chat.

I'm thinking the sub in question might have thought I'd agree to chat with a fellow Domme, so created that fake identity. The approach totally lacked finesse, though, like his invariably do.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 8:34:55 PM

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I have a feeling that mine was so painfully obvious that anyone on this site longer than a day would have picked up the deception. I fucking missed it for one long, talkative week. I first noticed it when my new "friend" coincidentally knew the previous man, but "she" talked me out of my suspicion. She then spent most of a week extolling the previous man's virtues and how my own inexperience and bad information from someone else had derailed me from meeting the best man for me. I don't want to react to this by becoming cynical and suspicious, but maybe I need a dash of both. Trial by fire.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/22/2012 7:57:08 AM

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I have a feeling that mine was so painfully obvious that anyone on this site longer than a day would have picked up the deception. I fucking missed it for one long, talkative week. I first noticed it when my new "friend" coincidentally knew the previous man, but "she" talked me out of my suspicion. She then spent most of a week extolling the previous man's virtues and how my own inexperience and bad information from someone else had derailed me from meeting the best man for me. I don't want to react to this by becoming cynical and suspicious, but maybe I need a dash of both. Trial by fire.

If someone you don't know suddenly pops up to credence to someone else that you've talked to online, you definitely take it with a grain of salt. It's a common ploy.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/22/2012 9:46:55 AM

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If someone you don't know suddenly pops up to credence to someone else that you've talked to online, you definitely take it with a grain of salt. It's a common ploy.

The second person (a lesbian Domme) had a persuasive reason last week when I first voiced my suspicion. And she was so much fun, I was happy to believe her.
The whole experience (it was more involved than I've described) was very enlightening. First, it taught me that you can't assume ANYONE is who they appear to be (I've never met people online before). And second, I learned that when I really like a dominant person, I don't care what gender they are. Always knew I was heteroflexible, but this showed me my strongest response is to perceived dominance, not gender. This will be fun!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/22/2012 5:56:47 PM

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today: u are beautitul (hmm, not sure if that is a compliment or not. beautitul isn't in the dictionary)

yesterday: what would it take to get you to kick me in the balls tie me down and beat my ass? (probably just a good lawyer and a hefty retainer in advance)

few days ago: I am a male sub. that has been instructed by my Mistress to perform erotically on web cam for another sub female to help me with exhibitionism and creativity.would this be something youd be open to helping me with/ (those pesky invisible dominants are so damn demanding. good luck with that.)

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