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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2012 9:57:19 AM

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10/19/12
"if i relocate to you will i live in your home? "

Doesn't deserve a response. Ummmmmm noooooo, I know times are tough, but coming being on this site for the purpose to looking for a handout, is not what I had in mind when seeking a partner! LOL

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2012 11:57:53 AM

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So...this just happened...

Me : insert nice friendly introduction message here

Person : "I'm interested" (no really, that's all it said)

Me : insert nice friendly secondary greeting, a couple of questions about her and her free time, friendly sendoff

Person : deleted unread
.

Haha, guess we just arent very good trolling material.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2012 1:43:52 PM

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I just got this from someone I've never spoken to:

lol you mean fakes by eople who post as newbies but are forum members

or that people who respond exactly the same to the same threads but say how bad they are lol

look in mirror

these people who start threads that entice things like this are members its so obv u need to be a moron not to get it

or maybe you get newbies making silly threads because people get banned and like me kept banned 8 months after there ban ended

you wanna do something bout that or as i expect complain and whine some more

some people think this place is castle realms mark 2

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2012 5:00:12 PM

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Osidegirl --- ha ha! good one! I love coming here after a hectic day at work to get a few laughs in. thanks for sharing :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2012 5:03:09 PM

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

It's too bad you don't get the messages the women do; they can be beyond funny. I try really hard not to be too snarky in those I respond to, but I'm not all that mature sometimes.

I got one that said "I absolutely LOVE your pictures!"

(I don't have any).

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2012 5:04:14 PM

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I have no idea who he is or what he's talking about. Of course, his lack of ability to write coherently just adds to the confusion.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 7:05:29 AM

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Got this on another site from a "female" in India:

hi,

my husband needs to be punished. can u send me some ideas?

Sounds like someone fishing for wanking material to me, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 11:59:36 AM

Thaz

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"Hi xxxx"

And a cock shot.

My responce:-

"Dude,

As per my profile:- I am Straight. The girls in the room are amused though"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 12:08:18 PM

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This just in..... I will preface it by saying she supposedly a female dominant with what looks like a fake pic as an avatar.

"send in your experience as a slut to my email as there is a new opening for a slut in my Dungeon. (and gives her email address)"

I usually block and delete, but as some of you have been doing, I responded back for fun and said, "Do you read profiles? I am straight and looking for Dominant MEN"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 5:11:27 PM

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at that point, they turn and say they mucked up the profile lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 6:17:31 PM

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frazzle, yeah, I never heard from "her" again ;) ha ha

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 6:48:27 PM

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I had a "female Domme" email me. I sent back a link to tin eye showing that the picture was on 23 sites, mostly in 3rd world countries. Oddly enough the profile was gone the next day.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 7:08:26 PM

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OsideGirl, good to know! tin eye, huh? Got to remember that! will look that up now!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 7:22:19 PM

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It's easy to use Google image [ http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en ] or TinEye [ http://www.tineye.com/ ] to search for stolen pics.But just because neither of these sites can find these pics somewhere else doesn't mean they aren't stolen.It will however catch many of the pic thieves that steal off common or porn sites.Far too many on here are readily found using one or the other picture sites but they keep doing it.It does help weed out a good many...like the one that messaged me earlier that had 3 pages of links to the picture on profile show up on the Google image on my search for 'her' pic.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 9:19:47 PM

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Just in...

"Hello How are you today? I am _ by name and I am 28 years old.. I am looking for an Owner on here and Age is not a problem to me. I was released by my last Owner because He moved to Ireland with his family and could not take me along so he got me released. I do home service for a living... I love to take care of Aged people and I am honest and caring Slave. I hope you are honest and caring Dom as well? Here is my email: _"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 10:21:11 PM

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This is more cute than funny or sarcastic.

I get this funny letter back in April. This chick says she always wanted a Resident Sadist and it was her birthday soon. She wanted to know if she could have me for her birthday because it’s just what a girl like her always wanted.

She asked about my guarantee*. I checked out her profile.

She listed as a slave and I thought she was a hotty

so I wrote her back.

We had a lighthearted and humorous exchange for an email or two

. . . but she never replied to my last letter.

I don't stalk people so I let it drop.

Back then my profile was rather comical.

The text was funny as are the captions on my pictures. It read like a brochure or an infomercial slideshow selling a Resident Sadist. I had animated pics, an embedded video, fancy html tables with color backgrounds and I even came with a guarantee:

“*Guarantee is limited to return of unopened and unused sadists only. Results may vary with use over time. Normal wear and tear can be expected to reduce overall capacity of sadist. These statements have not been examined by the FTC. Void where prohibited. Age restrictions may apply. Store in a cool dark place.”

In June, she popped back up and wrote me again. We talked

, she apologized for dropping the ball and not replying to my last correspondence. She expressed sincere interest, as did I, and had our first date on June 18th

. What started as funny and humorous exchange turned into a passionate adventure. Her CollarMe screen name is samdarella. I collared her on Sep 18th and we live together now. . . . funny how things work out.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 11:40:34 PM

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Anyone know Morse code? :

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 11:53:27 PM

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IAMKIND,BUTFIRM,NOTVIOLENT,BUTPOWERFUL.IHAVEEXPERIENCEANDDEDICATION.IAMNOTKINKY...IDONTPLAY.....ALITTLEABOUTMYSELF.IHAVEBEENADOMINANTMYENTIRELIFE,BUTDIDNOTGETAGRASPOFITBEFOREIWASINMYEARLY20S.YOUWOULDHAVETOEXPERIENCEITFORYOURSELFTOUNDERSTAND,INDAILYLIFEATWORKETC.IHAVETORESTRAINMYSELF,ASMYATTITUDEANDAPPEARANCEINITSELFISDOMINANT.RECENTLY,INONEOFTHESEDUMBROLEPLAYEXERCISESASWORK,IWASTOLDTOBACKOF,ASBOTHFEMALEANDMALEOPPONENTSWASTOINTIMIDATEDTODOTHEIRROLE.LUCKILY,MYFIRSTBDSMENCOUNTERWASWITHANEXPERIENCEDSUB,SHEWANTEDTOINTRODUCEMETODOMINATION......ITDIDNOTWORKOUTEXACTLYASSHEIMAGINED....TOME,ITWASLIKECOMINGHOME,IBYINSTINCTKNEWWHEREIWAS,ANDHOWTOACT.IHAVEOLNYHAD4SUBSINMYLIFE,THEGIRLTHATINTRODUCEDMETOHERWORLD,ANDMADEMEREALIZEMYROLEINLIFE.MYFIRSTWIFE,OF15YEARS,THERELATIONSHIPENDEDUNRELATEDTOBDSM.AFEMALEROOMMATEFORABOUTAYEAR.MYSECONDWIFE,THATDIEDINANACCIDENT7YEARSAGO.THEYWASALLEXTRAORDINARYWOMEN,STRONG,EDUCATEDANDPOWERFULINTHEIRFIELD,ANDTOTALSUBMISSIVETOME.IHAVETHEPATIENCETHATISNEEDED,IKNOWWHERETODRAWTHELINE,IBUILDUPSUBS,IAMNOTADESTROYER.YOUWILLBESUCCESSFULUNDERMYDIRECTION,IWILLMALEYOUTAKEOUTTHEBESTINYOU.ABOUTLIMITS...IHAVEMIXEDFEELINGSABOUTTHEM,SOMEAREMANDATORY,LIKEKIDS,DEATHANDPERMANENTDAMAGEETCLEGALSTUFF.OTHERTHANTHAT,YOUSURRENDERINTRUST,ANDLIMITSBASEDONANTICIPATEDLIKESDISLIKESISJUSTAWAYTOTOPFROMBOTTOM,NOTACCEPTABLE.YOUDONTNEEDTOLIKEEVERYTHINGDONETOYOU,QUITEABITYOUWILLLEARNTOLIKE,ANDTHERESTISAPARTOFBEINGASLAVE,YOUTAKEWHATISDISHEDYOU.IWILLSHAPEYOURMINDTOROTATEABOUTSERVINGANDPLEASING.IWILLBRINGYOUTOPTHESTATEWHEREYOUREALIZEYOURWELLBEINGHAPPINESSANDJOYISDEPENDENTONYOUACHIEVINGMYAPPROVAL.YOUWILLCRAVEMYAPPROVAL,ANDFEARMYDISAPPROVAL,IAMNOTANINSANEBEATINGMACHINE,BUTFAILINGTOPLEASEWILLHAVECONSEQUENCES,ASPLEASINGMEANDSERVINGMEWELLWILLHAVEITSREWARDS.ICANASSUREYOU,YOUWILLBEMOSTUNHAPPY,BEINGCONFINEDTOTHEHOUSEWHILEIAMATWORK,ANDYOUWILLTREMBLEOFJOYWHENICOMEHOME,KNOWINGTHATWITHOUTME,YOUDONTLIVE,YOUJUSTEXIST.ITISNOTABOUTSEX,BUTSEXISAPARTOFTHEPACKAGE,ASSEXISAWAYTOACHIEVEDOMINATIONANDCONTROL.-.-.-

There ya go STOP. hope it gets you off STOP, you should change your profile preferences from an old fashioned man to a slightly old fashioned man STOP

Michael...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/20/2012 11:56:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Anyone know Morse code? :

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.. .- -- -.- .. -. -.. --..-- -... ..- - ..-. .. .-. -- --..-- -. --- - ......................

So the "tap tap tap" guy wrote you?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/21/2012 12:37:25 AM

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from the last couple of days. 29 year old 'Dom' living about 200 miles away. Profile pretty much empty except to say he wanted a slave. Didn't care about looks, age or weight because he will mould the slave to what he wanted. Don't know how he was going to 'mould' my age though!

And for those who haven't seen my profile, it clearly states, in big letters right at the start, that I'm owned and not looking.

Him: wanna meet?
Me: not particularly
Him: oh go on
Me: why should I meet you?
Him: well, lets think. Your on a kink sight. Your a slave. I'm a master. Now does it make sense?
Me: not really.
Him: hmmm I think you need someone to tell you what to do because your not very decisive or very smart. Come and meet me. Today.
Me: It's "you're", not "your". The apostrophe in you're indicates (in this instance) a contraction. You mean 'you are', and the apostrophe replaces the 'a'. A placeholder, if you like.
Him: Smartass bitch. You will go upstairs, dress in your shortest skirt, hightest heels, tightest top. No underwear. Then get in your car and drive to *location about 150 miles away*. Do it now slut.
Me: I can't go upstairs. I live in a bungalow. I don't have a car, I take the bus. Can I have the bus fare please?
Him: I will come to you, bitch. Prepare to be punished for your insolents.
Me: It's 'insolence'. A lot of people make the 'ts' sounds the same as 'ce' mistake. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll get it right next time.
Him: why are you being such a bitch? I will collar you and make you mine. You have no say. If you are a slave you will do as your told.
Me: Oh dear, the old you're/your mistake again. And I'm not being a bitch, I'm being honest and answering your questions. Don't like the answers? Then don't ask such stupid questions!
Him: Your not a slave! You should change your label to bottom.
Me: I am too a slave! And it's "you're". You got it wrong again, silly!
Him: Who said you were a slave?
Me: Master did. Did you read my profile, Einstein?

...and that was the end of it. At that point he clearly looked at my profile and found the comment in it where I'm a little sarcastic to people who don't read my profile.

Shame, because it was getting fun

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