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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/8/2017 9:34:37 PM   
Lucylastic


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

I was sorta feeling left out, until today. Someone wrote me asking about my sons and if/how they were circumcised.

I don't care if all my sons are adults, a stranger initiating contact asking about my kids is an automatic block followed by a need for a long shower.

urgh, mamagrizzly woken up..


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/9/2017 3:25:28 AM   
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Thankfully I've had no more messages to do with children since I put up a journal entry about such things. Well apart from some very nice PM's from a few guys telling how disgusted they are that I've even had to put in such an entry in the first place.

I know some guys view us as the total fetish delivery system just because we have the audacity to enter ourselves on to the site, so we're viewed as fair game. However, my understanding breaks down when their mental process can not see the wrong in asking us about our actual children, regardless of what their age may be.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2017 1:19:02 PM   
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Male Submissive: what is the meanest thing you have thought about doing to a guy that was tied up

Me: So, you're so desperate that you hit on a submissive.

Male Submissive: are you so stupid you don't know the difference between s&m and fetish play wow what a retard

And then he blocked me.


I'm sorry guys...the new definition of S&M and fetish play is hitting up random people on the internet, regardless of orientation or interest level, to fulfill your wank fest.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2017 1:32:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Male Submissive: what is the meanest thing you have thought about doing to a guy that was tied up

Me: So, you're so desperate that you hit on a submissive.

Male Submissive: are you so stupid you don't know the difference between s&m and fetish play wow what a retard

And then he blocked me.


I'm sorry guys...the new definition of S&M and fetish play is hitting up random people on the internet, regardless of orientation or interest level, to fulfill your wank fest.

That same idiot just contacted me with the same exact message, to which I replied, "Setting him on fire, slitting his skin, and feeding him feet-first to some hungry pigs." Then he thought I was playing, kept on blah blah, yada yada, and oh, here it comes, he offered me MONEY, "im going to be up by you if your into being real ill pay 2500 for a weekend of real abuse". I sent him my list of requirements, since he hadn't even GLANCED at my profile. He still wasn't getting the hint so I finally got bored and blocked him. After that he came back from a bunch of sock accounts, like I haven't seen THAT tactic before.






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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 1:03:20 PM   
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It must be my day for idiots. First I got the guy who wants to be the tied up human ashtray. By the way, he says he'll be in town on Sunday. Then I get some idiot who thinks I need "An intensely intimate relationship with an experienced mature man who's in touch with reality and to whom you're devoted might do it." He even knows that Gary just passed. I guess he figured that submissives are so weak they require a Dominant all the time.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 1:26:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: peppermint

It must be my day for idiots. First I got the guy who wants to be the tied up human ashtray. By the way, he says he'll be in town on Sunday. Then I get some idiot who thinks I need "An intensely intimate relationship with an experienced mature man who's in touch with reality and to whom you're devoted might do it." He even knows that Gary just passed. I guess he figured that submissives are so weak they require a Dominant all the time.


Well contrary to the idea that you need a dominant, I dont think anyone needs anyone.

And considering how recent your loss was, certainly not now, or in the near future, given the average time a person takes to mourn such a major loss.

So, in response to the guy that thinks you need a dominant, send a response:

If you decide you are that desperate for a dominant male, you know a gun loving paranoid paramilitary conspiracy theorist in Texas with delusions of being an intelligence agent for some, as yet unnamed extraterrestrial space faring Empire and you would go there simply because it is a guarantee that it would be anything but boring.

And you need something that would make you smile or bust a gut laughing.

You could then add that this individual is working on a HAM radio remote controlled dildo since he feels that the blue tooth or wifi controlled dildos are discriminatory.

While I admit that the letter does, to a large degree, describe me, it is not meant to imply that one of your discerning tastes would consider anyone as crazy as I am as anything more than a friend that does care and knows what you are going through.

As to your loss, it is my opinion, the hurt never really goes away, because even today, 20 plus years after the fact, I still sometimes think I hear her voice, smell her favorite perfume, or hear her famous "You cant be serious... oh shit, you are serious." at some of my ideas. I miss her as much today as the day I lost her.

Which, admittedly, may be the reason I have yet to find someone to fill that part of my life.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 2:30:24 PM   
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Thanks, that was the best part of my day.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 2:34:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: peppermint
He even knows that Gary just passed.


Yeah, some people just don't stop and think about what they've just said.

Quite frequently I'll get some guy that emails me and when I tell him that I've been married to M for 17 years, he'll say "well, if something happens, keep me in mind".

I've started replying "Yeah, I'm positive that if my 17 year relationship ends, my first thought will be 'Hey, that random guy on the internet wanted to meet me".


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 4:41:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What does your husband do?



LOL. Technogeek.
I had to tell the guy I make just as much $.


Jeeesus...if men make THAT much money...I need to get me a gawdamned HUSBAND!!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 4:42:59 PM   
AtUrCervix


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

My favorite message from today:

"I love the smell of sluts in the morning!"


(I find no issue with that).

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 5:15:25 PM   
jlf1961


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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint
He even knows that Gary just passed.


Yeah, some people just don't stop and think about what they've just said.

Quite frequently I'll get some guy that emails me and when I tell him that I've been married to M for 17 years, he'll say "well, if something happens, keep me in mind".

I've started replying "Yeah, I'm positive that if my 17 year relationship ends, my first thought will be 'Hey, that random guy on the internet wanted to meet me".




I guess you are supposed to forget that the random guy on the internet may be a complete nut job....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/5/2017 6:16:12 PM   
OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What does your husband do?



LOL. Technogeek.
I had to tell the guy I make just as much $.


Jeeesus...if men make THAT much money...I need to get me a gawdamned HUSBAND!!!


I had a guy brag that he makes $1500 a week, I replied back "Oh honey, I made that TODAY"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2017 5:55:14 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What does your husband do?



LOL. Technogeek.
I had to tell the guy I make just as much $.


Jeeesus...if men make THAT much money...I need to get me a gawdamned HUSBAND!!!


I had a guy brag that he makes $1500 a week, I replied back "Oh honey, I made that TODAY"

Heh. Did that prompt a flounce, by any chance?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2017 9:12:35 AM   
OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What does your husband do?



LOL. Technogeek.
I had to tell the guy I make just as much $.


Jeeesus...if men make THAT much money...I need to get me a gawdamned HUSBAND!!!


I had a guy brag that he makes $1500 a week, I replied back "Oh honey, I made that TODAY"

Heh. Did that prompt a flounce, by any chance?

Yup, right after he told me that I wasn't a "real" submissive.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2017 9:26:10 AM   
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Aaaw, the poor baby...


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2017 10:34:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Yup, right after he told me that I wasn't a "real" submissive.



I cant resist!

real submissives ride on the bitch seat not their own bike.

Written with full sarcasm.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/8/2017 5:05:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

My favorite message from today:

"I love the smell of sluts in the morning!"


(I find no issue with that).


Allow me to be exceedingly clear....I find no issue with sluts.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/8/2017 5:06:03 PM   
AtUrCervix


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What does your husband do?



LOL. Technogeek.
I had to tell the guy I make just as much $.


Jeeesus...if men make THAT much money...I need to get me a gawdamned HUSBAND!!!


I had a guy brag that he makes $1500 a week, I replied back "Oh honey, I made that TODAY"


(I make that by 8:45).

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2017 2:58:02 PM   
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The latest but far from greatest:

Clueless idiot #2,647:

Hello
Do you spank online?


Me:

Of course not! The screen is way too hard!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/16/2017 9:43:52 AM   
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Because I promised I would, and I want to be a person of my word...

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Dated:
10/15/17 9:52 PM

My latest thread…. Who is Moderator 25? Oh hello (awake are you). I know who you are, where you are, when you are. Do you understand this? You sick bullying bigot displeased with handsome reality. You can have it out with me now on +44 XXXX XXX XXX, or skype, with your mental muck, and you can explain all your working out for honest people to see. Did anyone genuine and single have one singular issue with anything photo verified XxxxxxxXxxxxxx, or <1'st other poster mentioned by name>, or <2'nd other poster mentioned by name> or <3'rd poster mentioned by name> ever said? Or was it only attached people and mental headcases like <1'st non moderated poster mentioned by name>, <2'nd non moderated poster mentioned by name> and worse? You should call me by 5am with your “awaiting sickness” and working out by UK time, I will accept a text. CC to everyone I know, Think it over and embody my best mailer in 12 years “From: <CM member that I've never head of mentioned by name> Dated: 10/11/17 9:27 PM You another idiot because none of those pictures are of me. Shows what an arsehole you are.” 1. A vile sickness 2. A defender or lies, fakes, cheats and sheer depravity itself 3. The sheer opposite of <sender of message names himself> and <a nickname sender calls another person on the boards> 4. A fine place to be for a lying cunt and enablers off them 5. Marred attention whore in need of enabling 6. Unfit for purpose and humanity 7. All of the above


Yeah, I know, it's not really for the 'funny' category. However, here ya go, folks!


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