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Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 2:35:28 AM   
Mastertoyouslave


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Status: offline 		Must like veggieand fruit feeding to Master via your private parts. Must understand proior cleaning procedeure. Will be 24/7 contracted and open to other BDSM, Fetishes with limits ok.
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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 2:38:22 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Well, that's a new one. Welcome to the forums.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 4:57:37 AM   
AthenaSurrenders


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ORIGINAL: Mastertoyouslave

Must like veggieand fruit feeding to Master via your private parts. Must understand proior cleaning procedeure. Will be 24/7 contracted and open to other BDSM, Fetishes with limits ok.


How specific. Good luck.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 5:07:03 AM   
MsLadySue


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 5:42:44 AM   
Duskypearls


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Status: offline 		Gee, my crisper's a bit low on cucumbers and bananas. I was just wondering...

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 6:34:36 AM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Gee, my crisper's a bit low on cucumbers and bananas.


Is that what you call it?

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 8:21:22 AM   
smartsub10


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quote:

Must understand proior cleaning procedeure


I'm curious. What's the prior cleaning procedure?

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 1:34:41 PM   
absolutchocolat


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Status: offline 		i wonder what that would look like. please post videos for our viewing pleasure.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 2:16:14 PM   
ladynlord


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Gee, my crisper's a bit low on cucumbers and bananas.


Is that what you call it?



So glad someone else had that dirty little snippet run through their mind....besides ME I mean. LoL

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 2:31:45 PM   
myotherself


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From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline 		Welcome, me old fruit!

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 2:46:10 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Would you consider doritos or potato chips, we've had one of those about.


Welcome.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 2:46:38 PM   
Duskypearls


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Gee, my crisper's a bit low on cucumbers and bananas.


Is that what you call it?


On a good day, yes! That's what houses the fruit & veggies, dontcha know!

Steven, you're funny & fresh today!

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 2:47:47 PM   
Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: ladynlord


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Gee, my crisper's a bit low on cucumbers and bananas.


Is that what you call it?



So glad someone else had that dirty little snippet run through their mind....besides ME I mean. LoL


We'll all naughty today!

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 6:45:44 PM   
TNDommeK


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Status: offline 		Haaaaa!! @DS and Dpearls

Welcome OP

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 8:41:06 PM   
BurntKitty


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From: Here To Eternity.
Status: offline 		Welcome to CM.

Wanna know where I keep my fresh ginger stored?


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 8:49:06 PM   
OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Would you consider doritos or potato chips, we've had one of those about.


Welcome.


I'm curious about this as well.


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 9:07:53 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mastertoyouslave

Must like veggieand fruit feeding to Master via your private parts. Must understand proior cleaning procedeure. Will be 24/7 contracted and open to other BDSM, Fetishes with limits ok.

Every time I try to tear myself away from CM for awhile, get a few things done, a post like this comes along and makes it impossible for me to leave.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/24/2012 11:59:39 PM   
crazyml


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Status: offline 		Well if it's crudites you're after, you've come to the right place brother!

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 12:12:30 AM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


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ORIGINAL: Mastertoyouslave

Must like veggieand fruit feeding to Master via your private parts. Must understand proior cleaning procedeure.

My method is always to use a stiff brush, or vigorous scrubbing with steel wool if it's a particularly DIRTY veggie...such as a large carrot.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 1:40:49 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		There's a joke here somewhere about those veggies not coming with something that looks like blue cheese dressing.

Yes, that it probably the most disgusting thing I have ever said on CM.

Welcome to the forums, OP! We're going to have a lot of fun with you here.


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