Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

stupid rules avenged


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> stupid rules avenged Page: [1]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
stupid rules avenged - 11/1/2012 4:13:53 AM   
Lucylastic


Posts: 40310
Status: offline
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.
A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.
A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "It is, I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

_____________________________

(•_•)
<) )╯SUCH
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
/ \

Duchess Of Dissent
Dont Hate Love
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/1/2012 8:44:28 AM   
peppermint


Posts: 5171
Joined: 10/18/2005
From: Montana
Status: offline
I love it!!!!

_____________________________

We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

(in reply to Lucylastic)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/1/2012 10:20:43 AM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline
By Grabthar's hammer............

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to peppermint)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/1/2012 1:14:06 PM   
culareD


Posts: 762
Joined: 8/16/2012
Status: offline
The Hammer

_____________________________

Member-at-Large, ProSubs"R"Us

Life is like a box of chocolates. Savor every bite.

The Butterfly Story

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/1/2012 1:28:45 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgv7U3GYlDY

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 11/1/2012 1:29:58 PM >


_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to culareD)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/1/2012 5:33:45 PM   
culareD


Posts: 762
Joined: 8/16/2012
Status: offline
Negative, there is no replacement!This instead

_____________________________

Member-at-Large, ProSubs"R"Us

Life is like a box of chocolates. Savor every bite.

The Butterfly Story

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/1/2012 5:45:53 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline
There can be only one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0WauS9Sus

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to culareD)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/3/2012 5:48:47 PM   
DOM68005


Posts: 6069
Joined: 12/5/2006
From: Nebraska
Status: offline
When my Dad was a boot recruit in the US Army, he indicated he thought about what to do before he acted when asked a question about something he did.
The Drill Instructor in no uncerain terms explained "YOU are a PRIVATE ... Privates do not get paid to think." Do you understand?
Per policy and training, Dad promptly responded "Sir ... Yes Sir".

A few days later they were training in some other activity which required great caution. While doing something safely, but not the Army way, the Boot Sargent asked him "Didn't you think before acting?
Dad promptly responded: "Sir, I am a Private, I am not permitted to think." The whole company aware of the previous incident broke out laughing.

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: stupid rules avenged - 11/6/2012 10:39:58 PM   
Silentrunner26


Posts: 424
Joined: 7/15/2009
Status: offline
by Oden's beard that was funny

(in reply to DOM68005)
Profile   Post #: 9
Page:   [1]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> stupid rules avenged Page: [1]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.078