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Whips, sunburns and no protection. - 6/16/2006 7:00:07 AM

kittinSol

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Here is my predicament. I got totalled at the beach the other day (my mistake, I take full responsibility) and my arse is literally the colour of freshly cooked lobster around where the bikini bottoms were.

How do I convince people NOT to whip me with a particularly vicious, thin, long, cane like, whistling riding crop? Or anything else for that matter.

It's abominably painful. Any ideas?

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RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. - 6/16/2006 7:08:37 AM

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Saying NO might be a good first step.

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RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. - 6/16/2006 7:09:13 AM

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LOL....sorry I am amused, I know where you are coming from because I have a very fair complexion and burn at the mere thought of the sun (yeah, that's a bit exaggerating...lol...but I do burn very easily).

You either suck it up and say ouch! LOL
Or just say no. (is that allowed though? LOL )

Bon Chance! (My newly learned phrase for the day)

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RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. - 6/16/2006 7:26:34 AM

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Hey steff and OBMM. 'No' isn't an option, no. I guess I'll just have to grin and bear it (bare it? haha!).

I am a sucker for punishment: hitting the beach again right this minute. The weather is far too fair for me not to take advantage of it. Poor weather.

Wish me luck: I am doing the other side today!

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RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. - 6/16/2006 9:01:58 AM

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ya little cutie-patootie-glutton-for-punishment-masochist!!!!!!

Just a few words of advice......protect the nipples!!!

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RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. - 6/16/2006 9:39:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
Hey steff and OBMM. 'No' isn't an option, no. I guess I'll just have to grin and bear it (bare it? haha!).

I am a sucker for punishment: hitting the beach again right this minute. The weather is far too fair for me not to take advantage of it. Poor weather.

Wish me luck: I am doing the other side today!

Well, if "No" isn't an option, how about "Please be gentle with my sunburn?"

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RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. - 6/16/2006 12:23:11 PM

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OhBMM, alas, this is not the Cote d'Azur, but America. In this neck of the woods they frown upon bare breasts as if they were objects of satanic worship.

Thus I reluctantly kept my halter neck on.

The bikini bottoms too.

My girlfriend smothered my bum with Ultimate Sun Protection for Babies With N.1 Fair Skin and I tried to swim as much as possible: a difficult feat in the freezing, Gulf Stream free West side of the Atlantic! Now, my nose is pink, and I look like a local tart. Thinking of investing in some zinc alloy face potion to make it go white again rofl (Queen Elizabeth I liked doing that, and she was a fellow Virgoan, so perhaps it's historical). (Why did I just write that? lol)

I made it though: thank you for your cute words :-)

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