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My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. - 6/17/2006 8:34:46 AM   
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Yep, she told me I wasn't a very good lover.  I asked her how she could form that opinion in 30 seconds?


Then she told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt...We had sex 10 times and I slapped her.


Worst of all she goes around all the time singing "glow little glow worm glimmer, glimmer", then looks at me and smiles.  She's giving me a damn complex.


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RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. - 6/17/2006 8:35:50 AM   
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Worst of all she goes around all the time singing "glow little glow worm glimmer, glimmer", then looks at me and smiles.  She's giving me a damn complex.





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RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. - 6/17/2006 8:51:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: xxmstrchasxx

Yep, she told me I wasn't a very good lover.  I asked her how she could form that opinion in 30 seconds?


Then she told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt...We had sex 10 times and I slapped her.


Worst of all she goes around all the time singing "glow little glow worm glimmer, glimmer", then looks at me and smiles.  She's giving me a damn complex.



At least she isn't singing "Inch worm, inch worm. Measuring the marigolds...."!!

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RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. - 6/17/2006 8:57:35 AM   
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At least she isn't singing "Inch worm, inch worm. Measuring the marigolds...."!!


LMAO I was going to write that first then thought no one heard of it before.

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RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. - 6/17/2006 9:01:33 AM   
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LMAO I was going to write that first then thought no one heard of it before.


  I loved that song as a kid. Never had any reason to sing it to a man before though!!! Not sure I'd have the guts to even if it fit!

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