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TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 7:38:43 PM)
A fool and his gold are soon parted.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 7:48:37 PM)
His box is shy a few crayons The barefoot boys with shoes on stood during on the hill. Back to back they faced each other, they took their swords and shot each other. Her circus left town without her. Once an asshat, always an asshat. all over me like fat on a mother in law she had her legs wrapped around his face like a cheap turban. Sweating like a whore in church if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy (must've been a Domme) & It was so cold I made crab eyes.

NuevaVida -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 7:50:35 PM)
As my mother used to say, "I'll slap you so hard your ears will clap." My aunt would say, "Keep a man in your life but not in your home."

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 7:57:45 PM)
I brought you into this world; I can take you out! The softer the bed, the sweeter the lie.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 7:57:50 PM)
Ugly enough to scare a bulldog off a meat wagon I wouldn't fuck that with your dick. Colder than a brass tampon. He's got a face for radio.

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 7:59:29 PM)
May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're gone.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:00:31 PM)
More chins than a chinese phone book

absolutchocolat -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:00:46 PM)
"I had her walking back and forth like a flight attendant." "He was happier than a hooker in a dick tree." Courtesy of my very Southern parents.[;)]

Kirata -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:02:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreasureKY My favorite aphorisms have always been, "a bird in hand is worth two in the bush" I've always considered a hand in a bush worth more than a bird in the hand. But leaving that aside, I like "one cup short of a tea set". K.

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:06:28 PM)
Does anyone know how this one goes? "_____" is, as "_____" does. Crazy as a Hatter. (Mad Hatter) Look for the silver lining. Shit on a shingle. (creamed corn beef) The eagle has landed. (pooping)

NuevaVida -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:06:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TwoHeartsBeatOne I brought you into this world; I can take you out! Ha! Bill Cosby said that a lot.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:07:52 PM)
http://www.esquire.com/_mobile/features/funny-slang-language-dictionary/euphemism-generator-1109

jlf1961 -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:37:09 PM)
A word to the wise is not necessary, it is the stupid people that need the word.

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:42:05 PM)
Pure as the driven snow (after it's been dipped in horse shit). Easy come; easy go. Making a mountain out of a mole hill.

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:50:47 PM)
That went over like a lead balloon. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. He's pushing up daisies. He bought the farm. (died) If I had a brain: I'd be dangerous. A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Duskypearls -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:51:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TwoHeartsBeatOne Does anyone know how this one goes? "_____" is, as "_____" does. Crazy as a Hatter. (Mad Hatter) Look for the silver lining. Shit on a shingle. (creamed corn beef) The eagle has landed. (pooping) Pretty is as pretty does.

Duskypearls -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 8:54:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland His box is shy a few crayons The barefoot boys with shoes on stood during on the hill. Back to back they faced each other, they took their swords and shot each other. Her circus left town without her. Once an asshat, always an asshat. all over me like fat on a mother in law she had her legs wrapped around his face like a cheap turban. Sweating like a whore in church if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy (must've been a Domme) & It was so cold I made crab eyes. Oh Toys, that reminds me of us kids saying: One black day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight One was blind and the other couldn't see So they called out a dummy for a referee Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise And came and shot those two dead boys If you do not believe my story is true Go ask the blind man, he saw it too

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/21/2013 10:19:17 PM)
@ Duskypearls - thank you for the pretty... and your poem is hilarious! quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland His box is shy a few crayons The barefoot boys with shoes on stood during on the hill. Back to back they faced each other, they took their swords and shot each other. Her circus left town without her. Once an asshat, always an asshat. all over me like fat on a mother in law she had her legs wrapped around his face like a cheap turban. Sweating like a whore in church if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy (must've been a Domme) & It was so cold I made crab eyes. Oh Toys, that reminds me of us kids saying: One black day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight One was blind and the other couldn't see So they called out a dummy for a referee Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise And came and shot those two dead boys If you do not believe my story is true Go ask the blind man, he saw it too And, here's another one... That's the pot calling the kettle black.

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (1/22/2013 1:32:22 AM)
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. Monkey see - monkey do. If looks could kill... Don't judge a book by its cover. A day late and a dollar short. Beauty is only skin deep. You can't put an old head on young shoulders. The grass is always greener on the other side.

Moonhead -> RE: Euphemisms (1/22/2013 4:51:09 AM)
Busier than a one legged man at an arse kicking contest.

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