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ResidentSadist -> RE: Euphemisms (2/2/2013 11:29:04 AM)
^ true that. Euphemisms are to guise sensitive subjects like death, sex etc. Like: Kick the bucket Polishing the hood ornaments Pinching the peaches Pumping the prop shaft Grabbing Magellan’s prize Shaving the badger Squeezing the lemon Choking the chicken And etc

everhope -> RE: Euphemisms (2/2/2013 4:41:02 PM)
built for comfort not for speed. give up the ghost passed away celestial discharge hide the sausage knocked up powder your nose

Duskypearls -> RE: Euphemisms (2/3/2013 7:56:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist ^ true that. Euphemisms are to guise sensitive subjects like death, sex etc. Like: Kick the bucket Polishing the hood ornaments Pinching the peaches Pumping the prop shaft Grabbing Magellan’s prize Shaving the badger Squeezing the lemon Choking the chicken And etc Then there's "Bought the farm."

myotherself -> RE: Euphemisms (2/3/2013 8:12:34 AM)
Most of the euphemisms I hear tend to be 'nice' ways to describe bodily functions... Powder my nose Shake hands with the baby's daddy wring out a kidney or... going to lay a cable going to drop the kids off at the pool going to squeeze a malteser On second thoughts, none of these is really nicer than the real meaning! [8D]

Switcheroo1983 -> RE: Euphemisms (2/3/2013 8:24:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Most of the euphemisms I hear tend to be 'nice' ways to describe bodily functions... Powder my nose Shake hands with the baby's daddy wring out a kidney or... going to lay a cable going to drop the kids off at the pool going to squeeze a malteser On second thoughts, none of these is really nicer than the real meaning! [8D] My friends and I were always found of "drop a deuce".

piccante -> RE: Euphemisms (2/3/2013 8:36:19 AM)
Let's see... "Flicking the bean" (female masturbation). "Going for some fresh air" (disappearing for a smoke). "Shuffled off their mortal coil" (died). "The beast with two backs" (sex). "A little fond of forgetting" (alcoholic). "Sprinkling the lawn" (peeing). "Pam and her 5 sisters" (a man's wank-hand). "He bought it" (died). "A bun in the oven" (pregnant). "Up the duff" (as above). "A bicycle made for 6" (the local tart). "Getting his leg over" (having sex). "Getting his end away" (as above). "Out to lunch" (of somewhat reduced mental capacity). "Away with the fairies" (as above). "Dancing on pink silk" (female masturbation).

Hillwilliam -> RE: Euphemisms (2/3/2013 11:37:51 AM)
Bombing the pond. "Going to the bathroom"

KMsAngel -> RE: Euphemisms (2/4/2013 10:47:06 PM)
flat out like a lizard drinking (almost always shortened to 'flat out' - very busy)

Duskypearls -> RE: Euphemisms (2/5/2013 12:04:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Most of the euphemisms I hear tend to be 'nice' ways to describe bodily functions... Powder my nose Shake hands with the baby's daddy wring out a kidney or... going to lay a cable going to drop the kids off at the pool going to squeeze a malteser On second thoughts, none of these is really nicer than the real meaning! [8D] quote: wring out a kidney Oooh, I love that "Wring out a kidney!" Good one.

jlf1961 -> RE: Euphemisms (2/6/2013 3:09:49 PM)
Respect is earned, not given... Uh, tell that to your average drill Sargent.

TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: Euphemisms (2/18/2013 2:41:47 PM)
Don't let 'em get your goat! (does anyone know the origin of this one?) Don't let them catch ya with your pants down. Get down off of your high horse.

deathtothepixies -> RE: Euphemisms (2/18/2013 4:34:24 PM)
strangling Kojak giving Ronaldo a rub down taking Captain Picard to warp speed and "she's a Tokyo optition" euphemism for a slag. ie. she's seen more Jap's eyes than a........

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