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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 7:38:43 PM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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A fool and his gold are soon parted.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 7:48:37 PM

Toysinbabeland

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His box is shy a few crayons

The barefoot boys with shoes on stood during on the hill.
Back to back they faced each other, they took their swords and shot each other.

Her circus left town without her.

Once an asshat, always an asshat.

all over me like fat on a mother in law

she had her legs wrapped around his face like a cheap turban.

Sweating like a whore in church

if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy (must've been a Domme)

&

It was so cold I made crab eyes.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 7:50:35 PM

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As my mother used to say, "I'll slap you so hard your ears will clap."

My aunt would say, "Keep a man in your life but not in your home."

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 7:57:45 PM

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I brought you into this world; I can take you out!

The softer the bed, the sweeter the lie.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 7:57:50 PM

Hillwilliam

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Ugly enough to scare a bulldog off a meat wagon

I wouldn't fuck that with your dick.

Colder than a brass tampon.

He's got a face for radio.

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Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 7:59:29 PM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're gone.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:00:31 PM

Toysinbabeland

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More chins than a chinese phone book

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:00:46 PM

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"I had her walking back and forth like a flight attendant."
"He was happier than a hooker in a dick tree."

Courtesy of my very Southern parents.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:02:32 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreasureKY

My favorite aphorisms have always been, "a bird in hand is worth two in the bush"

I've always considered a hand in a bush worth more than a bird in the hand.

But leaving that aside, I like "one cup short of a tea set".

K.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:06:28 PM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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Does anyone know how this one goes? "_____" is, as "_____" does.

Crazy as a Hatter. (Mad Hatter)

Look for the silver lining.

Shit on a shingle. (creamed corn beef)

The eagle has landed. (pooping)

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:06:37 PM

NuevaVida

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TwoHeartsBeatOne

I brought you into this world; I can take you out!

Ha! Bill Cosby said that a lot.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:07:52 PM

Toysinbabeland

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http://www.esquire.com/_mobile/features/funny-slang-language-dictionary/euphemism-generator-1109

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:37:09 PM

jlf1961

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A word to the wise is not necessary, it is the stupid people that need the word.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:42:05 PM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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Pure as the driven snow (after it's been dipped in horse shit).

Easy come; easy go.

Making a mountain out of a mole hill.

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― Anaïs Nin

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:50:47 PM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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That went over like a lead balloon.

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.

He's pushing up daisies.

He bought the farm. (died)

If I had a brain: I'd be dangerous.

A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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― Anaïs Nin

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:51:20 PM

Duskypearls

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TwoHeartsBeatOne

Does anyone know how this one goes? "_____" is, as "_____" does.

Crazy as a Hatter. (Mad Hatter)

Look for the silver lining.

Shit on a shingle. (creamed corn beef)

The eagle has landed. (pooping)

Pretty is as pretty does.

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 8:54:19 PM

Duskypearls

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

His box is shy a few crayons

The barefoot boys with shoes on stood during on the hill.
Back to back they faced each other, they took their swords and shot each other.

Her circus left town without her.

Once an asshat, always an asshat.

all over me like fat on a mother in law

she had her legs wrapped around his face like a cheap turban.

Sweating like a whore in church

if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy (must've been a Domme)

&

It was so cold I made crab eyes.

Oh Toys, that reminds me of us kids saying:

One black day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they called out a dummy for a referee
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot those two dead boys
If you do not believe my story is true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/21/2013 10:19:17 PM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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@ Duskypearls - thank you for the pretty...
and your poem is hilarious!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

His box is shy a few crayons

The barefoot boys with shoes on stood during on the hill.
Back to back they faced each other, they took their swords and shot each other.

Her circus left town without her.

Once an asshat, always an asshat.

all over me like fat on a mother in law

she had her legs wrapped around his face like a cheap turban.

Sweating like a whore in church

if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy (must've been a Domme)

&

It was so cold I made crab eyes.

Oh Toys, that reminds me of us kids saying:

One black day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they called out a dummy for a referee
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot those two dead boys
If you do not believe my story is true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too

And, here's another one...
That's the pot calling the kettle black.

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"Anything I can not transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.”
― Anaïs Nin

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/22/2013 1:32:22 AM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

Monkey see - monkey do.

If looks could kill...

Don't judge a book by its cover.

A day late and a dollar short.

Beauty is only skin deep.

You can't put an old head on young shoulders.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

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"Anything I can not transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.”
― Anaïs Nin

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RE: Euphemisms - 1/22/2013 4:51:09 AM

Moonhead

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Busier than a one legged man at an arse kicking contest.

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