RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile

RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid

Message

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 1:10:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full LMFCAO That is exactly what I did. Shirt, pants, floor. She look horrified, which made me laugh even harder. It all washes off, well I made her wash it off [8D]

ARIES83 -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 1:13:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ServosCor Yea.........but it works so well in my fantasys!.................. It's like anything else.........people 'think' they know what they want but they don't have a clue! ( I get this often due to my business.... folks want a "high drive bad ass protection dog"..... when what they can handle and what they need is a big teddybear dog who will woof and look the part. > Ooo what's your job? Police dog breader or something? Darkfeather , I think you mean "speaking for yourself" I'm sure some guys don't care about the vomit, but I don't even like bad breath, and the thought of vomit trying to make it's way down my pee hole isn't sexy.

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 1:18:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 quote: ORIGINAL: ServosCor Yea.........but it works so well in my fantasys!.................. It's like anything else.........people 'think' they know what they want but they don't have a clue! ( I get this often due to my business.... folks want a "high drive bad ass protection dog"..... when what they can handle and what they need is a big teddybear dog who will woof and look the part. > Ooo what's your job? Police dog breader or something? Darkfeather , I think you mean "speaking for yourself" I'm sure some guys don't care about the vomit, but I don't even like bad breath, and the thought of vomit trying to make it's way down my pee hole isn't sexy. Heh, that does sound unpleasant. "Speaking as a guy" works there because it only references myself, not all males. As for your reverse trombone image, I'll just leave that alone, just imagining the ball-sac inflating like a balloon... shudder

TNDommeK -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 3:22:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Or this one... I have just been kidnapped, my mistress is taking me down to Mexico to have my penis cut off and making me a real sissy. But that got interrupted by the police arresting her because my family filed a missing person report and she was charged with kidnapping. Are the mexicans some really expert peener parters; or what? Apparently they know how to split em and quit em.

mnottertail -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 3:26:04 PM)
Dios Mio!!!!! The old sealclubber will not be going with me to Mazatlan this fuckin year, I tell you.

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 3:33:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Or this one... I have just been kidnapped, my mistress is taking me down to Mexico to have my penis cut off and making me a real sissy. But that got interrupted by the police arresting her because my family filed a missing person report and she was charged with kidnapping. Oh come on, this is a typical Saturday night round these par... I mean, I am shocked and appalled that this kind of behavior

TNDommeK -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 4:07:29 PM)
Hahahaha! So you're saying a trip to Mexico isn't in your future, Ron? DarkFeather, I just can't believe some of the fucking language that comes out of their mouths. And these horrid sex scenes! What smut! kicks door to dungeon close

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 4:13:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Hahahaha! So you're saying a trip to Mexico isn't in your future, Ron? DarkFeather, I just can't believe some of the fucking language that comes out of their mouths. And these horrid sex scenes! What smut! kicks door to dungeon close Well, not many people would write up a profile saying "I want to spend all day soaking in a hot calgon bath, then eat warm fresh baked chocolate chip cookies"... Hmmm, I just might have to change my profile...

TNDommeK -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 4:15:55 PM)
Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm.

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 4:17:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm. Is there any other way?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 5:26:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl There are times when I read a profile, that I wish they could actually experience what they're looking for....and realize what it really is. It would be something like this: Day 1: Woohoo! I found someone that wants to keep me caged 24/7 and just be taken out for sex. I'm so excited that it's making me insanely horny! Day 2: I slept in my cage last night and have spent most of the day in here. I was out for a little bit to perform oral sex, but didn't get to have an orgasm. But, that's okay cuz I'm still really excited. Day 3: I'm still in the cage. My knees and back are really starting to hurt and the bucket that I go to the bathroom in is starting to really stink. I was let out to perform oral sex again, but I didn't get anything. I'm kind of disappointed. Day 4: I'm cold, sore, and the bathroom smell is making me sick. Plus all I do is give that asshole oral sex and not once have I had an orgasm. Day 5: This sucks. I want out. Wimmens and mens are different. I wish they were more alike. I'm running for Congress and I believe in you. Let's make this happen.

TNDommeK -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 5:32:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm. Is there any other way? Never!

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 5:38:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm. Is there any other way? Never! I would make some reference to warm and gooey, but in this place it would sooo be blown out of proportion [:)]

TNDommeK -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 5:39:02 PM)
lol

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 5:48:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK lol See, now that you have the image... [:)]

TNDommeK -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 5:49:26 PM)
As I said, always helpful. Lol

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 6:03:05 PM)
That is an admirable quality [:)]

stephINca -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 1:59:33 AM)
[/quote] Oh, I could tell you stories of the many things I have been covered in, all in the pursuit of sexual gratification [/quote] New Thread!

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 3:25:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full LMFCAO That is exactly what I did. Shirt, pants, floor. She look horrified, which made me laugh even harder. It all washes off, well I made her wash it off [8D] Holy crap (no pun intended) I think I would give up sex for life if I were the woman in that story. LilSquaw - so do you actually find the sensation of gagging to be pleasant? It makes me panic.

EsotericLady -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 7:17:05 AM)
LMAO HAVE to have those sprinkles...! : ) quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather And don't forget the sprinkles, everything tastes better with sprinkles

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.046875