RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile

RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid

Message

Level -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 7:32:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full LMFCAO That is exactly what I did. Shirt, pants, floor. She look horrified, which made me laugh even harder. It all washes off, well I made her wash it off [8D] But there were no sprinkles... [:D]

LizDeluxe -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 7:56:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Day 5: This sucks. I want out. Most posters who criticize people's profiles are usually just whiners but I have to admit this one gave me a chuckle.

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 10:47:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full LMFCAO That is exactly what I did. Shirt, pants, floor. She look horrified, which made me laugh even harder. It all washes off, well I made her wash it off [8D] But there were no sprinkles... [:D] Oh, you didn't let me finish the story [8D]

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 10:51:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full LMFCAO That is exactly what I did. Shirt, pants, floor. She look horrified, which made me laugh even harder. It all washes off, well I made her wash it off [8D] Holy crap (no pun intended) I think I would give up sex for life if I were the woman in that story. LilSquaw - so do you actually find the sensation of gagging to be pleasant? It makes me panic. Pish posh, you just have to think of that most awesome song from The Life Of Brian... Always look on the bright side of life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

Switcheroo1983 -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/1/2013 10:53:38 AM)
I know this is going back a ways, OP, but you have a damned good point. I met a man offline months ago who wanted to play. We are both bondage and tickle fetishists (no, this is in no way wank fodder) and he wanted to play. Ok. Fine. Upon meeting he tells me he wants to be tickled and spanked for one full-hour, no safe-word. No. I always play with safe-words, and the safe-word is always "safe-word", as nothing else sounds like it. He relents. Great. Now remember, he was adamant about a solid hour and swore he would not safe-word....EIGHT MINUTES IN he is screaming "safe-word". I didn't "scold" him or rub in it, I gave him some dignity, but Jesus, imagine if he had "got what he wanted". I'm sure we can all share stories like this, but the I've noticed people who that have the most unrealistic lists of wants watch A LOT of porn.

MasterJohnSteed -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/3/2013 3:53:56 PM)
Oh my God You have hit the nail on the head. I am so tired of these women that say they want to be modified into something sub human, or a pig, cow etc. What people want more than anything else is LOVE, True Honest and wonderful love. I have always said a relationship is like a cake, it takes time, patience, takes time to grow and to be complete. Sex is nothing more than the icing on the cake. If the icing sucks it can ruin a cake, but honestly if a cake really sucks, no matter how great the icing is it won't make the cake better!

jlf1961 -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/3/2013 3:58:24 PM)
gee what would be so bad about me getting a nice subbie girl that has a nack for picking winning lotto numbers and likes Cajun and Mexican food?

TheLilSquaw -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (2/9/2013 5:07:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders LilSquaw - so do you actually find the sensation of gagging to be pleasant? It makes me panic. I LOVE how feeling gagged makes me feel. Yes, but then to ME it is def. another form of breath play. Gagging on a cock while he holds my nose! swoons

Page: << < prev 1 2 [3]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

2.929688E-02