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How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 12:17:47 AM

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 1:34:20 AM

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True story.

MP was one of those men who honestly couldn't fold a fitted sheet worth a damn when I met him. (Yes, that's after being raised by his mother and a rather long marriage to his first wife.) Wanna know how I taught him? I told him to start with the corners/seams as though he was flipping a double bird. Everything after that, smooth sailing.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 2:56:45 AM

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Huh, you mean I shouldn't just screw it up into a ball and stuff it into the drawers under the bed?

No wonder I've not won sub-of-the-month yet.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 3:33:20 AM

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If you semi fold it small and fold the unfitted part of the set large, it looks just fine with the goober fold hidden underneath.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 5:49:04 AM

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"one of the biggest challenges you're going to face in your life is how to fold a fitted sheet"

If that's true, the woman has led a truly charmed life.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 6:12:42 AM

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That video would have worked a lot better with Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades' playing in the background.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 6:57:20 AM

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Set it on fire, that's how you fold it. Fitted sheets are sent from the devil.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 10:48:59 AM

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That was my thought exactly..

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 1:18:34 PM

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I just get both ends, and bring them together an then do my best to have it not look wadded up.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 3:51:48 PM

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quote:

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I don't get it.

Her entire point was...if you don't fold your sheets, you'll run out of room.

(Seems to me, buying a bigger house would solve that problem).

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 4:02:50 PM

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Oh my god. I think this video has just changed my life.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 4:05:15 PM

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Set it on fire, that's how you fold it. Fitted sheets are sent from the devil.

I thought I was the only one...

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 4:06:59 PM

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I'm going to try that next time.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 4:41:58 PM

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I'm not.

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 4:47:18 PM

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My mom taught me to do it slightly different than that.

She (and now I) only tuck opposite corners on the long side into each other (so 2+2, instead of all 4 into each other). Doing it that way squares off the sheet, which I can then fold the same as the top sheet.
It also makes for a nice crisp edge, of the sort you get on bath towels.

I find that if I tuck all 4 corners, the middle/inside of the fold tends to not be a 100% straight, which creates bumps. It also makes the fitted sheet be folded in a different pattern than the top sheet, which drives me nuts.

(And yes I know I'm WAAAAAAAAAY to anal about folding sheets... and other stuff...)

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 5:19:26 PM

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You need to get out more, Ishtar. *Much* more. ;-)

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 5:28:32 PM

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Oh my god. I think this video has just changed my life.

Lemme see if I can grasp this.....a video on how to properly fold one's sheets has changed your life.

(I clearly need to pay more attention).

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RE: How to fold a fitted sheet - 3/7/2013 5:29:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar

My mom taught me to do it slightly different than that.

She (and now I) only tuck opposite corners on the long side into each other (so 2+2, instead of all 4 into each other). Doing it that way squares off the sheet, which I can then fold the same as the top sheet.
It also makes for a nice crisp edge, of the sort you get on bath towels.

I find that if I tuck all 4 corners, the middle/inside of the fold tends to not be a 100% straight, which creates bumps. It also makes the fitted sheet be folded in a different pattern than the top sheet, which drives me nuts.

(And yes I know I'm WAAAAAAAAAY to anal about folding sheets... and other stuff...)

I do it this way too!