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littlewonder -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 8:52:10 PM)

their looks and being married....and soooo many other things I can think of but you only asked for one but since you listed two......




dcnovice -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 8:59:42 PM)

Claiming to be an "expert" in more than a few things.




MasterCaneman -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 10:33:30 PM)

When they're listed as living in Hawaii-and the mileage counter says they're only 9 miles away from me.




DaddySatyr -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 10:41:03 PM)

"My submission is a gift" (which is almost always accompanied somewhere by:) "I am not a doormat" (so, it's really just one thing).



Peace and comfort,



Michael




myotherself -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 12:44:52 AM)

Whining about fakes and wannabes. I don't care whether it's the whole of the profile or just one line in a journal - it's an instant turn-off for me.

And someone who is so insecure in his dominance that he has to issue orders in his profile - "you will kneel nekkid on the floor with an 18 inch butt plug up yer ass while you beg for permission to message me, slut!" and similar nonsense.




JstAnotherSub -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 1:34:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

So greetings paypigs, I'm a newbie sadist that wants to train your clitty to enjoy pain isn't a good opening line?

It would only work for you. From anyone else, it would just sound cheesy!




Bstardsbitch1 -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 1:51:21 AM)

The "outing" of so called "fakes" in lists on a profile.
Funny, I found my own name on one once lol
x




ResidentSadist -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:08:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr
"My submission is a gift" (which is almost always accompanied somewhere by:) "I am not a doormat" (so, it's really just one thing).

Peace and comfort,

Michael


Yuppers, that'll stop me from reading another word.




ResidentSadist -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:10:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself
Whining about . . . .

Yup, that stops me in my tracks. Any kind of whining about anything.




Phoenixpower -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 1:11:28 PM)

folks who are into sex with animals




Hillwilliam -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 1:52:46 PM)

When a lovely young lady says "I like older men" and I eagerly scroll down to find out that "older men" means 35.[&:]




DarkSteven -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:04:19 PM)

Her pic’s not attractive to me
Not local or willing to relocate
Wrong orientation (Domme instead of sub, or vice versa)
Lesbian
Lists my must-haves as hard limits, or vice versa
Whiny in her writing





masmiss -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:17:14 PM)

When a guy goes on and on listing all his kinks and how he is soooo willing to do these things for me. Most of the time it's porn-based fantasy.

Yikes.




PeonForHer -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:36:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Anybody using the word "clitty".



I don't know why, but that did make me chortle. [:D]




Baroana -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:38:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Anybody using the word "clitty".



I don't know why, but that did make me chortle. [:D]



I didn't know that was a word, and now I hate you for telling me.




PeonForHer -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:46:54 PM)

Apart from the obvious (any sign of a bait 'n' switcher): a British woman who tries to look "cultured" and "elegant" and think that these two quantities are best revealed by her make up, clothing and home decor (as exhibited in the background of her pics). I just think, 'Daily Mail reader, mindlessly conservative; stupid without realising it, stuffed full of prejudices, twee, fussy, prim, snobbish, desperately boring and a killer of the soul'. You get that type in Britain and it's always terrified me. If you've never seen 'Abigail's Party' - that is an example.




PeonForHer -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 2:48:24 PM)

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I didn't know that was a word, and now I hate you for telling me.


Tut. All you poor overseas people who were deprived of those fine British comics, The Beano and The Dandy, when they were kids. [;)]




MasterCaneman -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 3:05:55 PM)

Twee?




PeonForHer -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 3:15:56 PM)

Affectedly dainty or refined. Pronouncing 'refined' as 'refained' is a dead giveaway. [;)]

There was once a femsub who used to post on these forums regularly - a pretty little thing, I suppose - who held strident views on the absolute rightness of males paying for their female dates. Possibly an Aussie, if memory serves. In support of her argument, she claimed that her make up and clothing were both very expensive; that's what he wanted to see, so he should in effect pay for it.

She made me think of a primped-up candy-floss doll, sprayed with perfume. Pull her string and she'll tell you how splendidly big your dick is . . . .

. . . I don't know. And I don't care. Any woman who comes across as though she really aspires to be a Stepford Wife both depresses me and, sometimes, actually scares the living shit out of me.




Politesub53 -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/29/2013 4:38:08 PM)

My mums photo............




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