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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/29/2013 6:01:32 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
When a lovely young lady says "I like older men" and I eagerly scroll down to find out that "older men" means 35.

That's what you get for surfing 18 year olds!

just sayin'

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/29/2013 6:38:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

So greetings paypigs, I'm a newbie sadist that wants to train your clitty to enjoy pain isn't a good opening line?


Will you have "La Boheme" playing in the background?

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 6:52:25 AM   
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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 6:53:27 AM   
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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 7:00:16 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		That my dear, that is some airy fairy castle realm bullshit about SSC and how BDSM also includes D/s (which it doesn't) . . . and the romantic notion that all leather folk have high moral standards believing in love, honor and etc. That is about as far away from a groping pile of guys in a leather bar flying the hanky code to queue for potential partners. . . . that is a romantic novel reading barracuda that thinks if someone spanks her, she's gonna' hook a white knight for a husband.

Oh, I could go on and on about what is really wrong with that.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 7:03:54 AM   
goodgirlmary


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Status: offline 		Im even more confused now. But if I see it, Ill just avoid it lol.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 7:13:41 AM   
ResidentSadist


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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 7:18:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

My mums photo............

Gentlemen, we have a winner.

This would stop me cold in my tracks, absolute zero percent chance I would contact.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 7:21:26 AM   
ThatDaveGuy69


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Status: offline 		In the Interests section:
conservative politics, expert in everything, any religion, contrary hard limits, scientology

In the general text area:
Any reference to being a fem domme, any domme under 25, "god fearing", distance mismatch ie: in my state but 1,200 miles away, lists a state but then in the test explains she is in another country and wants someone to relocate her, any story about how her dom/master died, looking for a "dominate" male, unlikely photo(s) - not many supermodels on this site, any profile that reads as though it had been copied from match.com or christianmingle.com,

In a sort of related note, I came across a woman who listed "soap making" as a hard limit. We had a fun conversation about the horrors of Lever Bros.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 7:37:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I tell ya what, I am going to start a new thread about the answer to that.



Good thinking.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 7:58:23 AM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


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Status: offline 		Turn-offs?
Not necessarily in this order but,
Emo
"I have no Hard Limits" (yeah right, I've got a CHAINSAW, how do you feel about Limits NOW?)
Conservative politics/religion
"Vegan" or "Vegetarian"
"I only listen to Country music"
"I'm looking for sex/orgasms"
"I hate spicy foods"
Doesn't like lobster/seafood.
List of performances/appearance expected of a potential Domme.
Racist/misogynist slant
Scat/children/animal involvement
Cock/asshole shot for a profile pic
An "EXPERT" under age 24
Alcohol/Drugs/criminal record
Boob fetish
"Must not tell wife" (actually, I COACH vanilla wives to be more involved)

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 9:34:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		1- Lesbian with (NO MEN) all over her profile ..

2- if you don't do ...... or if you are not ...... don't contact me ..

3- the "grammar Nazi" which .. I mean I am not a native English speaker but I will do my best.

& my personal favorite

4- Locals only ...

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 9:49:42 AM   
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When they're listed as living in Hawaii-and the mileage counter says they're only 9 miles away from me.


This might not be their fault if they dont know they not only have to change the city and state in the profile, but got to the my account section to update the zip code as well...

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 12:44:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SpiritedRadiance


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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

When they're listed as living in Hawaii-and the mileage counter says they're only 9 miles away from me.


This might not be their fault if they dont know they not only have to change the city and state in the profile, but got to the my account section to update the zip code as well...

True, but the one that had that one listed was clearly a scammer profile, the usual "I can't talk here, you have to go to www...blablabla". And the pic was of an underage girl lifted from FB, and there was nothing in the essay section expect the same short copypasta "she" put in the cmail. I suppose it's easy to make that mistake when you're doing dozens, if not hundreds of profiles.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 12:51:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		One of my personal favs is when Little Miss Lilly White lists herself as Native American.


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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 12:56:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
When a lovely young lady says "I like older men" and I eagerly scroll down to find out that "older men" means 35.

That's what you get for surfing 18 year olds!

just sayin'

Hell, RS, that was the 30 year olds doin it.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 2:26:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
When a lovely young lady says "I like older men" and I eagerly scroll down to find out that "older men" means 35.

That's what you get for surfing 18 year olds!

just sayin'

Hell, RS, that was the 30 year olds doin it.



I think i saw the same profile.

Of course there is the 18 and 19 year olds that prefer men over fifty and everyone of their "live for" and "loves" interests involve considerable money.

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 3:37:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kana
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ORIGINAL: Politesub53
My mums photo............

Gentlemen, we have a winner.


I was thinking the same thing. Great response politesub!

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 3:43:49 PM   
Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: ThatDaveGuy69

One of my personal favs is when Little Miss Lilly White lists herself as Native American.



I'd love your honest opinion. Am I too white to be thought of as Native American?

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RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you fro... - 6/30/2013 4:44:34 PM   
lizi


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Status: offline 		Anyone posting 'erotic' writing, fantasies, or song lyrics.

The supposedly erotic fiction writing is always horrible and tells me that you're here to get laid. I don't care about your fantasies if I don't know you, and song lyrics is like letting someone else more creative speak for you. Nothing says "I'm lame" to me more than those things.

Oh, lol, almost forgot, a picture of a naked woman on a guy's profile or any porn pictures. I don't need the picture book attempt to show me what you want to do, and I don't need to know that you had sex once in your life either. No penis pictures either

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