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jlf1961 -> What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/27/2013 10:33:04 PM)

Actually for me it is two things,
Conservative politics
and
Opera.

I cannot stand opera. Hate it with a passion equaled only with my passion for very rare steaks, and irish red heads




SoulAlloy -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/27/2013 11:44:04 PM)

Well a common one is "greetings paypigs", that usually prompts the hide button. Financial Dommery is fine, but I have my son to support, and of course I'd rather buy a partner nice things after I've met them and know their likes...

If we're talking vanilla stuff, not sure really - possibly a love of ice skating with an insistence I would have to join them... I look more like a dispractic tap dancer than graceful on the ice...

Everyone has their hobbies




LadyPact -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/27/2013 11:52:17 PM)

Anybody using the word "clitty".




goodgirlmary -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 7:38:02 AM)

I hate when I cant understand what is being said.
If I read something that is a knowlege issue on my end, that is fine.but profiles like this:


..thanx 4 do deezies ...hodhdydyd...boah bkah blah i aing git no... i best master...on yokneezif uz real.....




The thing is, accidents happen in posts.but your profile? Take a little time to form a coherent sentence!




tommonymous -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 7:47:01 AM)

LP, is "clitty" an adjective, verb, noun, or something else? Or is it like "fuck", some kind of all-purpose-english? [;)]

I agree about the composition style of the profile. It's a reflection of yourself, and if it looks like you just don't give a shit I'm going to assume you don't. What kind of sub would that make you for me? (But, on the other hand, I also don't expect that profiles be composed using a style guide and I'm more forgiving of journal entries than the "about me" section.)

I also really don't like tobacco smoking in a partner. It's almost a physical reaction for me, so I made that clear in my profile.




searching4mysir -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 7:53:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tommonymous

LP, is "clitty" an adjective, verb, noun, or something else? Or is it like "fuck", some kind of all-purpose-english? [;)]

I agree about the composition style of the profile. It's a reflection of yourself, and if it looks like you just don't give a shit I'm going to assume you don't. What kind of sub would that make you for me? (But, on the other hand, I also don't expect that profiles be composed using a style guide and I'm more forgiving of journal entries than the "about me" section.)

I also really don't like tobacco smoking in a partner. It's almost a physical reaction for me, so I made that clear in my profile.



It is a childish way of saying clitoris.

For me, it was married or discrete/discreet. I'm monogamous and don't share well. Those things say cheating asshole to me.




ShaharThorne -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 8:23:38 AM)

Must be discreet, tells me he is married. I refuse to be the other woman.

Bad spelling and grammar. I had a sadistic English teacher when I was in high school but I loved her to death for trying to straighten me out. She also let me take over the Greek Mythology section since I have been studying it since I was 5.

I guess that's it...will probably come up with more as time goes along.




goodgirlmary -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 8:34:25 AM)

I thought discreet meant they didnt want people to know their lifestyle smh.




Rawni -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 8:47:11 AM)

Come here little girly... let me be your mentor. (Evil eye brow doings and I would tweak my mustache if I had one.)

Anyone that includes anything oral or sexual service, however long they can do these things.
No limits
Complains about the fakes that only want money, yet only want to explore and have fun... like for free man.

I have more, but... these are a good start as to why I don't contact many people and why I can't hook up. [:D]




goodgirlmary -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 2:38:28 PM)

I totally always believe evil eyebrows,seems legit! Lol






freedomdwarf1 -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 3:13:07 PM)

One of my fave pet hates is really bad grammar, text speak, chronic spelling, a complete lack of punctuation or a wall of text.
Other stupid things like "i" instead of "I"; "im" instead of "I'm" or "I am".
People who use a comma (,) instead of an apostrophe (').
Every computer, tablet and phone has these so there is no excuse - it's just laziness or lack of education.

That shouts laziness to me because if they can't/won't do things properly, what hope do they have of doing what I ask of them properly??
If they really are that dumb, lazy or think it's 'cool' then they aren't the one for me.

Another pet hate (and sorry guys'n'gals, I see it all the time on here and I cringe every time I read it), is the use of the wrong word, typos aside.
Things like: there/their, loose/lose, bare/bear, to/too, where/were, whether/weather etc etc.
The crazy Anglo-American spelling differences you can make allowances for, but some of the stuff I read on here and other forums/profiles are enough to make me close the window without reading any further.
Sure, we all make mistakes and typos but they tend to be a typo rather than use of the wrong words all the time.

Another pet hate is..... seeing a virtually empty profile that says "if you want to know more, ask".
WTF?? Surely that's the wole purpose of a friggin profile - to tell people about yourself, what you seek, and who would be your ideal person!


Sheeesh! I must be having a bad hair day. lol.




DesFIP -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 3:55:05 PM)

Sadist. Anybody who contacted me telling me they would teach me to enjoy pain. I don't enjoy it and I don't want to. I'm a bondage bottom not a masochist.

And anyone who said anything disparaging about their ex and having to pay child support. I'm passionate about being a good parent. Which means being involved with them. A guy who complained his ex turned them against him when he wasn't willing to have them on a weekend because it interrupted his skirt chasing is a guy who isn't worthy of respect. I've ripped men like this a new one in r/l. No fucking way would I tolerate it in someone who wanted a relationship with me.




goodgirlmary -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 4:08:57 PM)

I wont contact anyone whose profile inclydes the words best, greatest,etc. Im sorry crazies, but heman is already the master of the universe and you are crazy crazy
I Also avoid mommysearchers.you can be my daddy.heck some could be my mommy.but I dont care if you are hungry or wet, nope.I am not your mommy. I avoid "goddess" too, seems to be misused by the youngers on the board.




Killerangel -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 4:11:01 PM)

The word training used in any way.

Textspeak.

Anyone mentioning a need for being discreet or even worse...discrete.




slaveluci -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 6:39:02 PM)

It would really depend on the overall profile. I'm not sure one word or term would mean there's no chance I would want to communicate with someone. However, here's a few I definitely don't care for:

The use of words like "newbie," "subbie," "wifey" - basically anything with "ie" or "y" added on that doesn't belong there. It just sounds stupid to me.

Either men or women proclaiming the dominance of their sex as a whole. Puh-leez.

Anyone demanding or trolling for cash or gifts from strangers. Everyone is entitled to their own kink as we all know but I personally find that tacky, cheap and disgusting. It is my own personal (and therefore, valid) opinion that someone thinking they "deserve" or are entitled to such things from people they don't even know and probably don't care to know comes off as being greedy, selfish and arrogant. Those are all traits I loathe. It's one of my biggest "pet hates" - a term I just learned here tonight and would, frankly, add to my list of yuck words[;)]

Anyone who appears to believe they are an expert at everything. Smacks of being an arrogant know-it-all and life is too short to put up with that. Basically, the common thread here seems to be that when someone is convinced they are the "end all, be all" of knowledge and rank over everyone and are therefore entitled to things they really aren't - that just turns me off completely.

There's more, I'm sure, but those are the ones off the top of my head...........luci





ResidentSadist -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 6:56:46 PM)

So greetings paypigs, I'm a newbie sadist that wants to train your clitty to enjoy pain isn't a good opening line?




goodgirlmary -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 7:05:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

So greetings paypigs, I'm a newbie sadist that wants to train your clitty to enjoy pain isn't a good opening line?
lol




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 7:07:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

So greetings paypigs, I'm a newbie sadist that wants to train your clitty to enjoy pain isn't a good opening line?

It would be perfect if you add "expert in the 50 Shades protocols" [:)]




tommonymous -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 7:12:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

So greetings paypigs, I'm a newbie sadist that wants to train your clitty to enjoy pain isn't a good opening line?


AAHHHHH! MY EYES! [:D]

Jeff, this has been a fun topic. Thank you.




jlf1961 -> RE: What one thing in a profile that would stop you from contacting someone (6/28/2013 7:15:32 PM)

Anyone that types up a profile that makes no sense and seems to be a random jumble of words, phrases, tenses and what not is an instant do not touch..

Also any location that is a city in the wrong state, or a state in a state.




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