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List the psych disorders that you think you might be su... - 7/6/2013 4:13:53 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		I think I am developing multiple personality disorder:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.

And it is giving me a migraine.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/6/2013 4:47:37 PM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/6/2013 4:53:03 PM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/6/2013 5:01:04 PM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 6:10:43 AM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 6:21:13 AM   
jlf1961


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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 7:33:18 AM   
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but on the plus side I am getting old enough to blame it on my age.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 7:34:54 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: captainblack

I suffer from CRS. Can't Remember Shit!

CB



I would accuse you of stealing that from me, but you posted it first. At least I think you did. Maybe I posted it somewhere else before this and just can't remember.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 7:40:21 AM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 10:47:15 AM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 11:20:53 AM   
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quote:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.


I went looking for your thread about your niece and her boyfriend to see if you've updated it but couldn't find it. Sup?

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 11:46:13 AM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 2:37:33 PM   
jlf1961


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.


I went looking for your thread about your niece and her boyfriend to see if you've updated it but couldn't find it. Sup?



Actually, the problem right now is extreme stupidity. Tire blows out, just got paid, solution, buy a used tire.

That would be fine, but the tire that was bought looks like it may have about 5 or 6 thousand miles left on it.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 7:26:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I think I am developing multiple personality disorder:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.

And it is giving me a migraine.


Oooo! I wanna come to your party!


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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/7/2013 7:29:42 PM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/8/2013 2:19:27 AM   
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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/8/2013 11:43:29 AM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

The only thing I'm suffering with is celibacy.



I'm the cure for that. *Leer*

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/8/2013 1:40:26 PM   
kalikshama


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quote:

Actually, the problem right now is extreme stupidity. Tire blows out, just got paid, solution, buy a used tire.

That would be fine, but the tire that was bought looks like it may have about 5 or 6 thousand miles left on it.


Some people will eventually learn "penny wise; pound foolish" and some never will.

My (now ex) husband used to shop around for the best price, then put it on his credit card, which he never paid in full, and often did not pay in time, incurring interest and late fees.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/8/2013 7:07:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Actually, the problem right now is extreme stupidity. Tire blows out, just got paid, solution, buy a used tire.

That would be fine, but the tire that was bought looks like it may have about 5 or 6 thousand miles left on it.


Time to explain what road hazard protection is and why they should buy it. If they go to a reputable shop, and all of you take your cars there, they'll get pro-rated at least.


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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/9/2013 1:41:02 AM   
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