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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 11:32:19 AM

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I have 30 years experience in BDSM

Now who would say they had 30 years experience in BDSM?

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 1:59:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: goodgirlmary

Some experience, sure,not expertise though

Interesting. Expertise I think is an actual demonstration of how you feel yourself...an expert.

'You say you are an expert. Show me an example of your...expertise.'

It feels to me now like a job interview scenario.
Hmm.
Still fun.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 2:01:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: AWingedGuardian

I am sure some Dom/Domme is secretly letting out a maniacal laugh to themselves.

Rubbing their hands together and everything.

A sub who doesn't have "expertise" in blowing/oral? Well that has to be remedied.

But alas, I'll leave you to your musings, my dear.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 4:46:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: goodgirlmary

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ORIGINAL: AWingedGuardian

I am sure some Dom/Domme is secretly letting out a maniacal laugh to themselves.

Rubbing their hands together and everything.

A sub who doesn't have "expertise" in blowing/oral? Well that has to be remedied.

But alas, I'll leave you to your musings, my dear.

Lmbo

Shouldn't that be Lmdo?

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 5:10:35 PM

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Not if she meant "Laughing my butt off" and she takes yours to mean "Laughing my dick off"

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 7:08:43 PM

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I thought the exact same thing! Lol

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 8:08:57 PM

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Bahahahahaahaha omg dusky!I just woke up the cat!

Lmdo=laugh my dupa off.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 11:19:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: crazyml

[EDITED TO REMOVE SNARK]

Hello,

I've just checked your profile out, and you're indeed not from the UK or the USA, so I'm assuming that English is indeed your second language.

Which makes me look a little bit like an asshole for taking the piss out of you.

I'm really sorry.

So... Can I offer you some genuine help with the idiom?

So you assume quite simple that when a word is in English, it does not exist in other languages, it's good that I'm bilingual, so I can explain to you in your language, when a word is in English, then it is also in other languages, it makes it very easy to translate, and especially old Latin or Greek words are spelled the same way regardless of the actual languages they are in, and the meaning is strangely enough also the same, but to know that, you properly need to be bilingual.

And since you only read the grammatical error and not the content, I assume that it is very hard to communicate with you, and that you do not understand much of what you read. I would guess that's why you need an intelligent submissive, to help you, I'm sure you probably will find a cute little submissive who think it's sweet that you can only read the grammatical errors.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/8/2013 11:31:02 PM

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Depending on who one wants to attribute the quote to, either Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain said something that has to be...without a doubt...the sound track to your life...

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"

You're welcome

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 12:13:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

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I have 30 years experience in BDSM

Now who would say they had 30 years experience in BDSM?

Now it was only one example, from real life.
But you can be sure that when someone says “I have so many years of experience” then they can write their experience and knowledge behind on a post it
Was it more clear to you now.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 12:16:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity

Depending on who one wants to attribute the quote to, either Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain said something that has to be...without a doubt...the sound track to your life...

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"

You're welcome

I would not expect you understand much of it, I guess that's why there is an IQ scale

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 12:35:25 AM

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Now it was only one example, from real life.
But you can be sure that when someone says “I have so many years of experience” then they can write their experience and knowledge behind on a post it
Was it more clear to you now.

The bs line was clear from the first time you tried to pass it off.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 2:31:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
Fast reply......

This thread has now left Me with the ridiculous image of tops everywhere starting a time clock at the beginning of every scene so they can get an exact amount of time in hours, days, months, years, etc that they've spent engaging in BDSM.

Now I want a punch clock for the cage!

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 3:35:14 AM

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RIGINAL: LadyPact
Fast reply......

This thread has now left Me with the ridiculous image of tops everywhere starting a time clock at the beginning of every scene so they can get an exact amount of time in hours, days, months, years, etc that they've spent engaging in BDSM.

You mean you don't hafta have one?
And here I thought that shit was obligatory.

F$#%&*g Castle Realm and their bad advice.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 8:25:40 AM

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Not if she meant "Laughing my butt off" and she takes yours to mean "Laughing my dick off"

Nay, remember Tazzy, she told us her arse was called a "dupa" How precious.

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 8:26:49 AM

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Bahahahahaahaha omg dusky!I just woke up the cat!

Lmdo=laugh my dupa off.

There ya go, you got it girl. Queen Dupa rules the day!

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 8:41:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: hrxxx

I would not expect you understand much of it, I guess that's why there is an IQ scale

Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and everyone at MENSA could all take a look at your body of work...and not know what the fuck you were babbling about either. So your point was?

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 9:24:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Fast reply......

This thread has now left Me with the ridiculous image of tops everywhere starting a time clock at the beginning of every scene so they can get an exact amount of time in hours, days, months, years, etc that they've spent engaging in BDSM.

>insert sounds of intense scene here< Top checks watch and stops. "Sorry, hun, it's break time. Union rules. I'll be back in fifteen..."

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 12:56:08 PM

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^ Oh yeah, coffee breaks. I like that!

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RE: "experts" everywhere - 7/9/2013 1:05:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

I was once mocked for having things in which I was expert marked as "Hard Limits". What the brainiac didn't know was at 49 years old, I'm not running to jump out of planes, anymore.

It is entirely possible to be expert in more than one thing as long as we're not talking about diametrically opposed things or, if we're not looking to be qualified as an expert witness in a court of law.

I also play a mean guitar and speak four languages fluently. If I can speak four languages, am I not expert in them?

When I see such things, I tend to ask questions (if it's something in which I'm also interested). Try having a bit of faith in things people say and investigate and you might be pleasantly surprised.

Peace and comfort,

Michael

You also have a very nice singing voice. I think I still have a file somewhere of you singing a song from Phantom of The Opera.

OK, I'm signing off now because I'm probably guilty of a half dozen thread jackings.

Oh wait! ON TOPIC: If I see a profile with a long list of "EXPERT" I usually ignore it.

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