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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 8:48:44 AM   
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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 8:55:32 AM   
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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 9:00:25 AM   
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is it even possible to get a trout up ones bottom ??

I would think it depends how big said trout is, wether it is alive, dead, raw, cooked, coated, battered or filleted?
just a thought


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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 9:06:34 AM   
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For a short time I worked as an aide in a major hospital, and once a month someone would come in with either something up their ass or they put something around their penis they couldn't get off. The two notables I'd say was the guy whose mom and aunt brought him in suffering from dehydration and severe stomach cramps from trying to use a laxative to remove a vibrator that was still going after three days (I wonder if Everready wanted to use that as an ad?) and more seriously, a dude who stuck one of those decorator bulbs up there and had it break inside. Another fella tried to use his key ring as a cock ring, with the expected results. And there were a few geniuses who discovered how effective suction is when they stuck their Johnson into glass bottles.



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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 9:16:54 AM   
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"Only if you "slip and fall on it in the shower"



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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 9:27:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was thinking of trout encrusted with rock salt sliced almonds actually but, thought it was too long winded..
As an ex nurse yes, I can think of a few strange things, vaccuum hoses, beer bottles, garden skittles, bubble wrap dildos without retaining string, from the weird to the criminal(unpleasant) of course there is that chap who used cement, or was it plaster of paris? probably both in the history of the world.


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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 10:00:45 AM   
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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 11:50:34 AM   
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And here are some things Americans stuck up their butt hole!! http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx They saved the best till last



Actually, one was in the UK, the guy with an artillery shell up his ass was in London

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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 12:04:33 PM   
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And here are some things Americans stuck up their butt hole!! http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx They saved the best till last



Actually, one was in the UK, the guy with an artillery shell up his ass was in London


Yeah that would be the one

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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 12:56:19 PM   
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And here are some things Americans stuck up their butt hole!! http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx They saved the best till last



Actually, one was in the UK, the guy with an artillery shell up his ass was in London


Yeah that would be the one

Talk about explosive diarrhea...

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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 1:27:03 PM   
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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 1:45:28 PM   
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is it even possible to get a trout up ones bottom ??

Ask Led Zeppelin. I believe they're the experts on fish based shenanigans.


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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/30/2013 1:45:31 PM   
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.....If they have a trout stuck up their ass or their balls in a toaster, the time for thinking carefully has clearly passed.


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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 7/31/2013 8:11:52 PM   
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is it even possible to get a trout up ones bottom ??


I am certain this friend the ER nurse tells the truth. Getting it stuck UP isn't the problem, it's pulling it back out that creates the need for surgery (since the concern that the scales pulled backwards would tear the guy up and cause infection). She tells the story with much gusto.

Also, the number of car accident victims wearing unexpected underwear happens a lot in her ER.

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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 8/2/2013 10:02:13 AM   
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is it even possible to get a trout up ones bottom ??


I'll let you know Jola, I'll message you in an hour from A&E...if I'm able !


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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 8/2/2013 11:46:21 PM   
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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 8/3/2013 1:34:07 AM   
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Find an ER doc or nurse and ask them about the variety of stuff removed from people's rectums. I thought it was a gag but a friend showed me the very clearly bagged and tagged items in their storage.


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RE: Seems there is a problem in London England.... - 8/3/2013 2:50:18 AM   
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