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-=Girls Don't Poop=- - 9/30/2013 2:11:56 PM

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It's a real product. A pre-poop spray that creates a film on the water trapping the odors. You have to see the video commercial for this, it is hilarious.
Visit their web site. To see the video and products like "Party Pooper", "Trap-A-Crap" and packages like 'Getting to know poo" or "Tried & True Poo".
Visit YouTube to see the outtakes and bloopers.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 9/30/2013 2:57:00 PM

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I saw this on QVC a few months ago...thought it hysterical.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 9/30/2013 3:03:08 PM

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We prefer that you don't know we poop, yes that would be correct LOL.

I remember being a kid up until my early twenties, and I would POOP NO WHERE except home. If I thought anyone might get wind of it, Id hold it until the whites of my eyes turned brown.

THese days I poop and I don't care who knows it or smells it. How is that for growth?

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 9/30/2013 4:47:02 PM

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^ So you are saying that over the years you have increased your anal attitude and fortitude? I always liked girls with anal fortitude.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 9/30/2013 4:59:27 PM

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Everyone knows ladies don't shit or fart; they just hit 50 years old and explode.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 9/30/2013 7:43:58 PM

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My poo and farts just go in the bag.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/2/2013 2:17:30 AM

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I work with farts, does that count?

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/2/2013 12:08:26 PM

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Wait, is this REAL??????

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/2/2013 4:50:12 PM

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eh i have better things to spend my money on.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/2/2013 5:13:32 PM

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hahahahahahah had to share, LMAO

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/2/2013 7:27:50 PM

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Wait, is this REAL??????

Yes, that is a real product. It was created by a Texas company in 2008. It started becoming popular and now they have sold over 4 million of them.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/2/2013 7:32:29 PM

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Hahaha! Omg!

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/2/2013 7:38:42 PM

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Wait, is this REAL??????

Oh, yes, it's real. George Takei has just been having a blast with it on Facebook for a couple of weeks now.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/4/2013 4:14:57 PM

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Oh, yes, it's real. George Takei has just been having a blast with it on Facebook for a couple of weeks now.

Not literally, I hope . . . .

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/4/2013 7:21:53 PM

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Wait, is this REAL??????

Yup!

Poopouri on QVC

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/4/2013 9:13:56 PM

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Oooooh, a package deal on QVC!

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/13/2013 4:06:32 PM

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Getting the poo below the waterline is what stops the smell. There is still that iffy moment when it descends from your butt through the air into the water. No spray can help that. If someone figured out a way to poop into a vacuum, that would probably work.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/13/2013 7:43:31 PM

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Getting the poo below the waterline is what stops the smell. There is still that iffy moment when it descends from your butt through the air into the water. No spray can help that. If someone figured out a way to poop into a vacuum, that would probably work.

NASA figured that one out years ago. From the description therein, folks here may be up for a go with this contraption. "...Restraining devices are provided so you don't drift off at an untoward moment..." Sorry, but there are no pictures, but maybe that's a good thing.

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/13/2013 9:05:55 PM

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i dont poop i got to the bathroom and as a matter of fact it does smell like roses... wahahahaha

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RE: -=Girls Don't Poop=- - 10/13/2013 9:13:29 PM

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Getting the poo below the waterline is what stops the smell. There is still that iffy moment when it descends from your butt through the air into the water. No spray can help that. If someone figured out a way to poop into a vacuum, that would probably work.

NASA figured that one out years ago. From the description therein, folks here may be up for a go with this contraption. "...Restraining devices are provided so you don't drift off at an untoward moment..." Sorry, but there are no pictures, but maybe that's a good thing.

Well, now I know how they shit in space. Thanks for the link.

I imagine the Poo-Pourri doesn't work as well on floaters?

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