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RE: Collarme users suggestions to end the Budget shutdown. - 10/14/2013 10:28:37 PM

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Years ago, Dave Barry asked his readers to suggest methods to reduce the deficit. Of course, "Bomb the Capitol Building" was a common suggestion. However, the winner made a unique suggestion which was to connect (electrically) the Congresspersons' "naughty bits" to a deficit meter. As the deficit grew, so would the charge. If the deficit decreased, so would the electricity.

Since the current crisis (See what I did there? Well played, Lance) revolves around the debt ceiling which is a crisis only in the sense that the US Gov's debt is too high, we simply connect the debt level to a debt meter...... That way, the debt falls and no longer approaches the ceiling.

Oh, and since the Congress (Representatives and Senators alike) can only leave their descks for a distance equal to the electric leads, we get those above suggestions regarding restroom facilities built in.

Then, we will have a new meaning since our "leaders" will have electrical leads attached. (Well played, Lance!)

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RE: Collarme users suggestions to end the Budget shutdown. - 10/19/2013 8:12:04 PM

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Why didn't anyone say the obvious?

Just annex yourselves to Canada.

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RE: Collarme users suggestions to end the Budget shutdown. - 10/21/2013 9:01:42 PM

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quote:

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Why didn't anyone say the obvious?

Just annex yourselves to Canada.

Oh, yeah. Like they would have us.....

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RE: Collarme users suggestions to end the Budget shutdown. - 10/21/2013 10:56:31 PM

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My Suggestion would be to place a pole-tax on every non kinky fake kinky outfit sold at Frederick's of Hollywood and K Mart and other places at Halloween.

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