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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:35:33 PM   
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Isn't 'Farfanoogen' that thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat?   ...she add's helpfully.
 
 



No, that's called the thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat.

Yours,


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No, thats a penis - when im lucky

< Message edited by missturbation -- 7/2/2006 5:36:44 PM >

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:39:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

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ORIGINAL: Bearlee

Isn't 'Farfanoogen' that thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat?   ...she add's helpfully.
 
 


No, that's called the thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat.

Yours,
benji


Throat thingy = uvula
farfegnugen = german for driving pleasure
Fukingruuvin = a different kind of pleasure 

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:40:58 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:43:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation
 
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  ORIGINAL: Bearlee

Isn't 'Farfanoogen' that thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat?   ...she add's helpfully. 

  
No, thats a penis - when im lucky 



OMG...... of course!  I love it........
..............................................................I DO!
 
 
<edited to fix the quote thang> 

< Message edited by Bearlee -- 7/2/2006 5:48:18 PM >

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:45:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: Bearlee

Isn't 'Farfanoogen' that thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat?   ...she add's helpfully.
 
 



No, that's called the thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat.

Yours,


benji


No, thats a penis - when im lucky


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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:46:32 PM   
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* strips off her grass skirt and coconut bra*

~dancer




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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:52:56 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:54:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Bearlee

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation
 
quote:

  ORIGINAL: Bearlee

Isn't 'Farfanoogen' that thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat?   ...she add's helpfully. 

  
No, thats a penis - when im lucky 



OMG...... of course!  I love it........
..............................................................I DO!
 
 
<edited to fix the quote thang> 


did i type that out loud?

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:57:58 PM   
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sheesh i thought sum1 was gonna b stupid enuff to marry me in this thread lol.
Damn


Does chaining to the bed count?

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:58:22 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:58:54 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 5:59:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok... penis's in the throat, farfromnookie's, throat danglies, wow wide selection here, but I am with Champagnewishes, it's hot out, I DO want a/c and I DO want some ice cream...  right now that would be heaven and all the "I DO's" I'm willing to do lol
 
and...  Congrats Angel

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:00:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

OK, I want to meet one of the boys or men missturbation is meeting. I have yet to meet someone who's penis would hang down the back of my throat... I feel deprived now!

DV


Hang it wouldn't.....  Mine would be more like wedged, or jammed, or anything not implying limp & roomy.....

Yours,


benji

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:01:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

sheesh i thought sum1 was gonna b stupid enuff to marry me in this thread lol.
Damn


Does chaining to the bed count?


Yes and the girl from yorkshire she does say YES

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:02:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

OK, I want to meet one of the boys or men missturbation is meeting. I have yet to meet someone who's penis would hang down the back of my throat... I feel deprived now!

DV


u do? ok i can give u my exes number - all 11.5 inch of him *winks*

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:06:18 PM   
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Yes and the girl from yorkshire she does say YES


Ding!!! Get your ass over here.

*starts measuring chain*

Have to make sure you can reach the necessities;

Bathroom
PC
Log splitter
Garden

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:08:21 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:11:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yes and the girl from yorkshire she does say YES


Ding!!! Get your ass over here.

*starts measuring chain*

Have to make sure you can reach the necessities;

Bathroom
PC
Log splitter
Garden


Bathroom for those lovely bubble baths with petals and champagne lokis gonna give me.
Pc so i can erm watch porn all day.
Log splitter so i can watch him sweat splitting logs.
Garden so i can sun bathe
All gooooooooooooood

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:13:17 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:18:44 PM   
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