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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:20:23 PM   
Bearlee


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OK, I want to meet one of the boys or men missturbation is meeting. I have yet to meet someone who's penis would hang down the back of my throat... I feel deprived now! 


I'm thinking you meant 'depraved'.....


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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:23:19 PM   
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I guess i can live without the porn


Live without porn? WTF are you thinking? You are going to be porn!

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:25:40 PM   
missturbation


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Hmm do i need lessons in porn?


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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:29:04 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:32:13 PM   
missturbation


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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:34:18 PM   
Wulfchyld


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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:35:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: Bearlee

Isn't 'Farfanoogen' that thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat?   ...she add's helpfully.
 
 



No, that's called the thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat.

Yours,


benji


No, thats a penis - when im lucky


Hey my penis will hang down on the inside of your lip, does that work?? LOL 

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:36:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Bearlee

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

OK, I want to meet one of the boys or men missturbation is meeting. I have yet to meet someone who's penis would hang down the back of my throat... I feel deprived now! 


I'm thinking you meant 'depraved'.....


I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived.  Oh wait, since I have an interest in chastity, I guess that would make me deprived on account of I'm depraved.

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:37:03 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:39:15 PM   
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I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived.  Oh wait, since I have an interest in chastity, I guess that would make me deprived on account of I'm depraved.


*cracks up*

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:42:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: Bearlee

Isn't 'Farfanoogen' that thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat?   ...she add's helpfully.
 
 



No, that's called the thing that hangs down in the back of one's throat.

Yours,


benji


No, thats a penis - when im lucky


Hey my penis will hang down on the inside of your lip, does that work?? LOL 


Hmm let me think.
No
Gets back to porn with Loki

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:42:24 PM   
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Hope ur starring opposite me loki


Yup yup yup! *big wicked grin*

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:45:02 PM   
missturbation


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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:56:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have been reading these forums for a while now and I just have to give everyone here a thumbs up.  I have started taking turns using my laptop and desktop, so at least when I'm spending hours on end cleaning them from spewing whatever I happen to be drinking at the time,  at least it isnt the same ol keyboard.  LOL I find myself anticipating who is gonna one up the next person.

And since this is obviously a blatent hi-jacked thread...I thought it appropriate  to post here.

Keep up the laughs.

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 6:56:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wow, talk about hijacking a thread. Not that there was much of a thread to hijack in the first place. I'm not sure what pahunkboy had in mind when he started this thread.

I've missed out on a lot.

I wanted to thank CT for including me on her list. I FEEL very special.

And congratulations are in order for angelface. I am so envious!

BTW how do i get in on the porn thing? That sounds like fun!

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 7:00:12 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		truth is hun a home movie is fun to make porn however is not. Its technical and involves hours of holding positions ur grandma wud not want to see.

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 7:03:43 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 7:03:44 PM   
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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 7:07:36 PM   
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Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Will you marry me? - 7/2/2006 7:09:42 PM   
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them's the smelly bubbles in the bathtub



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