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Galacia -> Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (1/10/2014 9:58:21 PM)

Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks
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mummyman321 -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (1/10/2014 10:13:00 PM)

Poor man. He did not realize he is supposed to drink the contents of the bottle instead of shoving it up his ass. I can see a law suit in the works now as the bottle probably did not have specific directions on how to use.

Next you know bottle will come equipped with a large warning label that states "Warning, do not shove up you ass. May be hazardous to your health"




Blonderfluff -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (1/10/2014 10:23:59 PM)

OMG. I have a best friend who is an ER doc. You cannot BELIEVE the things he has pulled out of peoples asses!!!




Dvr22999874 -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (1/10/2014 10:41:10 PM)

Irish beer bottles are better............they all have 'Open other end' on the base




KYsissy -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (1/11/2014 6:53:35 AM)

And it looks like a coat hanger was used to try and fish it out.

Im sure he was just walking along, tripped, pants fell down and he landed on the bottle JUST right.
Just a freak accident, again.




VeryMercurial -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (1/11/2014 7:12:28 AM)

I hope he felt the sensation he was seeking.




absaeulm -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (1/19/2014 9:05:04 AM)

Ho...ly..,,...shit.,..........




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Man dose not understand......
Get the stick!!!!




MasterJimmi -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/12/2014 4:59:40 PM)

He did it wrong. You take a tampon, soak it in alcohol and then you put the tampon(not the bottle) up in the ass. That's how you get drunk [:D]



Please don't do it. It's extremely dangerous and you can die from doing it.




Tantriqu -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/12/2014 5:01:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MasterJimmi

He did it wrong. You take a tampon, soak it in alcohol and then you but the tampon(not the bottle) up in the ass.


Nice Freudian slip with 'but' for 'put' ;-)




ElectraGlide -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/12/2014 5:26:46 PM)

Looks like The Jackass movie. Except they used a toy car.




MasterJimmi -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/12/2014 7:16:28 PM)

It looks like I was too slow to change it. I do love a good butt [:D]




MasterCaneman -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/13/2014 8:00:26 AM)

Obviously, he was taking a shower and slipped. "Million to one shot, doc, million to one..."




LadyConstanze -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/13/2014 8:53:50 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Obviously, he was taking a shower and slipped. "Million to one shot, doc, million to one..."



Yeah, I was working as a post grad student at a university hospital (nothing medical) and I loved going to the ER on Monday morning because they came off the weekend shift, no joke, I used to greet them with "How many shower slips?" The usual excuse of guys having large objects (mainly HUGE candles) up their rectum was "Taking a bath by candlelight to relax and slipped while getting out of the bath!" Can't help but admire their aim!




AlexisANew -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/13/2014 12:16:09 PM)

Curiosity got the better of me so I looked and found some more http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx

They include a peanut butter jar and liquid cement!




SwitchBloke -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/13/2014 9:51:24 PM)

Hey this is awful to admit but last year I was admitted to the ER for something like this. My partner tied me up and used a dildo on me without a base to stop it entering. He went too deep, lost control of it due to lube, and soon enough I was at the ER getting threatened with surgery so much I just had to say "there has to be an easier way!" That type of surgery is difficult to recover from as it affects digestion for years afterwards.

Long story short I had to tell my partner "grab me some lube" and got myself a room... Had to fist myself to retrieve it, or lose my digestive functionality all cos someone used a toy on me not designed for that type of use.

Do NOT use any toy or object without a properly designed base specifically designed for anal use.

And boy oh boy that at is the most embarrassing thing I've ever admitted. Sitting in an ER telling a doctor another guy shoved a toy into me like that was SOOO embarrassing tho, but I'd rather have the strength of character to admit it outright than bullshit about "slipping onto it".

And I'd never used anything more than a standard penis size. Only way I knew fisting was possible was due to online. Pain beyond imagining, but I had no choice but to do it and do it quick or I'd end up getting surgery for it. So unless you plan to experience fisting against your wishes, please, DO NOT DO THIS.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/14/2014 3:16:38 AM)

I recall that they used some forceps, almost like the stuff an OB gyn has to remove stuff, sometimes they just filled people up with water (as in massive enema) to help them expelling, sometimes the guys and girls (if something got "lost") were sedated, then dilated and it was removed. In most cases surgery wasn't required, was there a complication (but then you couldn't just have grabbed it yourself), because they hesitate to perform surgeries if there is any other way, due to complicated healing...




MasterCaneman -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/14/2014 8:24:41 AM)

I should just write these two up and paste them whenever the 'odd stuff that ends up in private places' thread comes up. I worked in a hospital in SLC, and we'd always get the 'good' gossip about the 'interesting' things that came into the ER. #1 was a teen who had taken one of those mail-order 'massagers' you get out of the 'old folks catalogs' and gotten it stuck up there. That wasn't unusual, it was his reaction and attempts to get it out. Somehow, he thought laxatives would help, and didn't tell anyone for three days until dehydration and toxicity laid him out. The second was an older gent who got one of those decorative bulbs broken inside of him, which was much more serious. Emergency surgery, colostomy bags, and reconstruction of the rectal muscles is nothing to laugh at.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/14/2014 8:46:52 AM)

Not that I plan to put anything where it doesn't belong and lose it, but the ER used a lot of enemas for expelling, wouldn't laxatives work along the same lines or would they possibly move the things in a way that it doesn't glide out?




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/14/2014 8:50:52 AM)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Lady C.

This thread has gone all to shit.




eulero83 -> RE: Shocking X-ray image shows bottle man rammed up own buttocks (2/14/2014 12:59:09 PM)

I've not found a source in english about this so I'll translate form the italian

quote:

Rome - A 60 years old roman couple planned a rough sex night on the coast between the Circeo's area and Terracina, with two odd ingredients: a lemmon for him and a living eel for her, used in an inedited version. But the ending was not one of the happiest. After the private sexual performance – about which nothing is known - the couple needed medical aid to extract the two objects from their private parts. Not without difficoulties they reached Terracina's Hospital by car to show up in front of the ER doctors, her with the eel in the vagina and him with the lemmon in the rectum. Doctors and nurses had to quickly get to work due to the seriousness of the situation. The animal had produced lesions to the internal organs of the woman that was bleeding. Experts are aware eels are carnivorous and wouldn't dislike a bite. The experts, the couple probably not. Four medicitians took part in two surgeries. While two were extracting the lemmon, in order to free the 60 years old lady it's been necessary to anesthetize the animal that didn't want to come out. After the intervents many stitches and two days of recovery for both of them. On top of the embarassement to admit in front of the medical staff and relatives it was an erotic game




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