What you might say after bad sex

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ruggedangel -> What you might say after bad sex (1/18/2014 5:52:45 AM)
...... what was that meant to be?

StrongSpirit -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/19/2014 11:59:42 AM)
"Have we started yet?"

ExiledTyrant -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/19/2014 9:28:45 PM)
For the record, I faked mine.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/19/2014 9:33:21 PM)
Are you guys all on the same team?

Rawni -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/19/2014 9:48:16 PM)
Never again, again. Then I dance around the room, jump on my broom and ride off.

anniezz338 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/19/2014 10:07:55 PM)
Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

ShibsStories -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/19/2014 10:16:19 PM)
I don't say anything. They might hear some buzzing from my crotch area though.

hlen5 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/20/2014 12:01:21 AM)
Don't worry, that happens to everyone, sometimes (hug, hug).

DaddySatyr -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/20/2014 1:17:32 AM)
"I *knew* I should have hit on your girlfriend more!" "Have you been paralyzed since birth or just since the fifth drink?" "You *really* don't know why your husband left you? I have an idea ..." "Of all the sexual experiences I've ever had, that was almost one of them" "Honey, I know no one is ever going to mistake me for Johnny Holmes but being with you was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

ExquisiteStings -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/20/2014 3:24:21 AM)
Gee, I could have had a V-8!

ruggedangel -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/21/2014 5:41:20 AM)
Shut the door on the way out ;)

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/21/2014 6:07:26 AM)
I could have been reading my book.

Greta75 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/21/2014 6:09:12 AM)
"You're done already?"

ruggedangel -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/21/2014 8:08:43 AM)
Well there's 2 minutes I will never get back

DOM68005 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/22/2014 12:10:04 PM)
Forget the concept of fifteen minutes of fame.

Estafania -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/23/2014 4:26:18 AM)
Is that it? Time for the dildo..

MsLadySue -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/23/2014 4:39:41 AM)
Is it in yet? That's your idea of big? Your nickname is Tiny, right?

Estafania -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/23/2014 10:02:29 AM)
So babe there's this "Learn to give a woman an orgasm" class tomorrow, you should go baby.

ruggedangel -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/23/2014 10:15:58 AM)
Lol ^^ Do you have a brother by any chance?

DebTheBrunette -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (1/23/2014 11:51:44 AM)
Need a map?

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