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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 4:52:11 PM

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Alright square footage of the break room please?

After all if it is a break room, it will need a pool table, poker table, black jack table, foosball, air hockey, half pipe for the skate boarders not to mention the coffee bar, which will have espresso machine, cappuccino machine, coffee brewers for specific blends, not to mention a kitchen to prepare fresh donuts and danishes.

Oh yeah, indoor shooting range, 12 lanes 25 yard target intervals out to 300 yards.

What, no indoor climbing wall? Or skydiving simulator? How are we gonna keep up with Google?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 4:54:16 PM

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Break rooms at Google:

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 4:57:21 PM

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They need one for 'suck and pulsate using tongue and lip pressure.' Shows how much they DON'T know!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 4:58:39 PM

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Yup, that's what we have at the office - the cooler with hot and cold spring water, and a Keurig. And a foosball table.

Who's watching House of Cards? (No spoilers; I'm in Season 1.)

Have you seen the original version?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:08:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Alright square footage of the break room please?

After all if it is a break room, it will need a pool table, poker table, black jack table, foosball, air hockey, half pipe for the skate boarders not to mention the coffee bar, which will have espresso machine, cappuccino machine, coffee brewers for specific blends, not to mention a kitchen to prepare fresh donuts and danishes.

Oh yeah, indoor shooting range, 12 lanes 25 yard target intervals out to 300 yards.

What, no indoor climbing wall? Or skydiving simulator? How are we gonna keep up with Google?

Alright, in addition to the sky diving simulator and climbing wall, we extend the break room to a length of 1 mile, a width of 300 yards, increase the far wall to 600 feet and install an indoor bobsled and luge course.

Satisfied?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:11:32 PM

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Noooo
We are supposed to talk, gossip, and laugh!!
This isn't fricken Disney land!!!
That's it!
We have in the break room
Water cooler
Table and chairs
Sink
Counters
Keurig

That. Is. IT!!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:15:21 PM

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Refrigerator!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:19:42 PM

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YES! We need a fridge.
Anything not labelled in said fridge is fair game.
Coffee cakes are done... Enjoy!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:20:49 PM

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A firefighters calendar?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:21:30 PM

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Did you remember to make the nut-free ones for the no-nut crowd and the gluten free ones for the GF crowd?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:23:50 PM

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I made traditional cardamom coffee cakes. No nuts
Those with gluten free diets must take care of their own dietary restrictions.
My nana would turn over in her grave if I mucked with her recipe...

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:27:30 PM

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Noooo
We are supposed to talk, gossip, and laugh!!
This isn't fricken Disney land!!!
That's it!
We have in the break room
Water cooler
Table and chairs
Sink
Counters
Keurig

That. Is. IT!!

So the Dungeon Furniture is out?

I am not sure i can return the orgy mats....

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:30:48 PM

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LadyP. You can't just stand here and grin...
C'mon. Spill it !!

(Um..please..?). :)

One of those incredible, whirlwind play type three days weekends. The ones where you have to remember to make food because you realize that you'd better be able to put some nutrition in you if you're really going to be able to keep going. Lots of orange juice and still having endorphin reactions in the brain the next morning. By "morning" I mean afternoon because there was no getting out of bed early........

Since we're in the break room, just assume that I'm not going to be worth a damn for work productivity today.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:32:27 PM

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Hmmm.
Gonna hafta rule "no" on the dungeon furniture.
If they won't let you return the orgy mats, we can just toss some throw pillows onto them, and I'll cancel the order for a sofa.

Are we done decorating ? This is exhausting.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:34:36 PM

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Woo hoo!
Sounds awesome.
Not to be nosy, but since this is the break room and all, what are you gonna do when you all move in a few months ? Can tk relocate?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:34:37 PM

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Is this an exclusive breakroom?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:36:40 PM

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Annie
NO!! Not exclusive at all! Come on in

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:49:22 PM

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I think I'll take my break at my desk - it'll be a lot more peaceful

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:52:40 PM

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Good! I'm bringing the never good for you Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/10/2014 5:58:06 PM

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I think I'll take my break at my desk - it'll be a lot more peaceful

Aww. C'mon. Don't be so grouchy.
You need a break from P&R...stay and play

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