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Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:14:25 PM

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Okay, so I'm gone for a little while and now we have "Forum Minotaur's" running around the labyrinth that is CM! WTF is up with that? Every body is getting a warning label but me?

Admittedly, I do see your point... bull headed monsters lurking around the dark corners of CM waiting to gore someone. In all fairness, shouldn't most of us come with a warning label? I'll give a short list:

Forum Dickhead or the more PC; Forum Dick Head, or we could use a - to appease the grammar Nazi's.

Forum Emperor God. I went with Emperor God because I didn't want to sound too self important.

And finally, I will consider Moderator 667, the neighbor of the beast, but I want my mail to arrive in a box in black, cuz they should know they're in deep shit when they get black mail.

I HAVE SPOKEN! (technically I typed, but you know what the fuck I meant)
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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:20:31 PM

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I haz spoken too!

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:24:11 PM

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Those nice forum mentors? They are protecting the new folks from people like us.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:26:04 PM

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The collarme message board powers that be wont let me release man eating lions and tigers into the forums, and they said komodo dragons were out of the question as well.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:33:49 PM

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I haz spoken too!

Okay babe, people are going to talk... so you might as well go pick out those panties anyway.

Jus sayin
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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:33:59 PM

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Those nice forum mentors? They are protecting the new folks from people like us.

It ain't always easy...

~sigh~

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:36:16 PM

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Those nice forum mentors? They are protecting the new folks from people like us.

It ain't always easy...

~sigh~

Oh shit. LP, if you don't move it can't see you... stand very still.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:40:37 PM

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Funny. I seem to recall saying something very similar the last time I had a whip in My hand.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:42:58 PM

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Ohhhh. LP. I would PAY to see that!!!!!

Shit. I think I'd show my boobies as a fair trade for THAT site!!!

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:44:17 PM

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Ohhhh. LP. I would PAY to see that!!!!!

Shit. I think I'd show my boobies as a fair trade for THAT site!!!

Them thar boobies is well worth see in too!

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:45:54 PM

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You do realize, that like everything else on here, new people aren't going to READ it, or USE the help. Most people prefer the Dive-Right-In-and-Insert-Foot-Into-Mouth approach.

Sink or swim, whatever.

Anyway, yes, it's a good idea, in theory.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:51:39 PM

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You do realize, that like everything else on here, new people aren't going to READ it, or USE the help. Most people prefer the Dive-Right-In-and-Insert-Foot-Into-Mouth approach.

Sink or swim, whatever.

Anyway, yes, it's a good idea, in theory.

A tube of Athletes Foot Cream and a Tooth Brush should be the first thing the Minotaur sends them.

Jus sayin
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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 5:57:47 PM

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You do realize, that like everything else on here, new people aren't going to READ it, or USE the help. Most people prefer the Dive-Right-In-and-Insert-Foot-Into-Mouth approach.

Sink or swim, whatever.

Anyway, yes, it's a good idea, in theory.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 6:03:31 PM

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Ohhhh. LP. I would PAY to see that!!!!!

Shit. I think I'd show my boobies as a fair trade for THAT site!!!

I'm sorry to disappoint. I was just thinking Me and the whip. There's a reason that tk is addicted to crack.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 6:03:51 PM

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But seriously, is it that hard to test the waters and learn your audience?
This is the most heavily modded forum I've ever been on. While I appreciate what they do, I think this is going way above and beyond for newbs, like...either you sink or swim- no water wings allowed.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 6:07:45 PM

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But seriously, is it that hard to test the waters and learn your audience?
This is the most heavily modded forum I've ever been on. While I appreciate what they do, I think this is going way above and beyond for newbs, like...either you sink or swim- no water wings allowed.

Is that like a hard line, shifty? Cuz I've been working out this water-wing scenario in my head for awhile now, and I've narrowed it down to you either in pink water wings or lavender.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 6:08:44 PM

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Psh- I swim very well!
But pink is my favorite color.

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 6:12:11 PM

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Psh- I swim very well!
But pink is my favorite color.

Pink it is! I'll fine tune the details of the scenario.

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P.S. out of curiosity, does anyone know if attaching a laser beam on a sharks head reduces the feet per second it can swim?

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 6:49:49 PM

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RE: Forum Minotaur... WTF??? - 3/13/2014 7:36:51 PM

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Psh- I swim very well!
But pink is my favorite color.

Pink it is! I'll fine tune the details of the scenario.

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P.S. out of curiosity, does anyone know if attaching a laser beam on a sharks head reduces the feet per second it can swim?

They'd never give the likes of you the proper permits for that anyways. And from what I hear- black market sharks and lasers can be hard to get a hold of, which gives me plenty of time to practice my freestyle in water wings and up that speed a little bit.

Also, I just googled this:
http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/13812/can-laser-weapons-work-under-water

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