joybaby
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this has been my favorite joke for years…i hope you all find it funny =) A small town newspaper reporter is out driving through the country one day. As he passes a farm, he happens to notice a 3 legged pig in its pen. Thinking it would make a good story, he pulls in the drive to interview the farmer about his unusual pig. When the farmer answers his knock at the door, the reporter asks about the pig-what happened that left it with only 3 legs? "Oh! Let me tell you about that pig! One time, my kids were lost in the woods, and no one could fine them. That pig not only found them, but brought them safely home. He is the greatest pig in the world and i love that pig!" The reporter agreed that that was amazing, but asked again…why does the pig have only 3 legs? "And another time," the farmer said, "our house was on fire during the night. We were all sound asleep. That pig ran up on the porch, and jumped against the door until we woke up. He saved our lives! He is the greatest pig in the world, and i love that pig!" "That IS a great story," agreed the reporter, "but it still doesn't explain why he has only 3 legs." "And ANOTHER time," the farmer said, "my tractor overturned on top of me. I couldn't get out, and i would've died if that pig hadn't run up to the house and alerted my wife. He saved my life, and he is the greatest pig in the world and i LOVE THAT PIG!" "But why does he only have 3 legs??" the reporter asked yet again. "Well," said the farmer, "A pig that great, you don't eat all at once."
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