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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:12:45 PM

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:13:31 PM

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Then I would get shit about one-liners, so its all pretty fucked, don't you think?

How about... Get on your knees now you sl... No, I have the feeling that has been tried and failed before as well. Hmmm, what about, I am a wealthy prince in an unheard of african nation in need of a... No? This is proving difficult

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:15:58 PM

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You're so ugly your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dogs to play with you under the porch, but you got some damn fine hair ma'am.

Am I catching on here yet, or do we need to flog this some more? Everybody loves a train wreck.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:19:16 PM

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Am I catching on here yet, or do we need to flog this some more? Everybody loves a train wreck.

Everybody? I'm telling you, this mod is going to need a hot bath, candles and unmentionables after this lesson in comedic timing and interpretation.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:23:08 PM

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It has indeed degenerated into comedy.

Hey Mod...how do you take your coffee?
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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:26:16 PM

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You're so ugly your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dogs to play with you under the porch, but you got some damn fine hair ma'am.

Am I catching on here yet, or do we need to flog this some more? Everybody loves a train wreck.

Ok come on now, this thread has been very informative. You can send an email to pretty much any woman saying you would put your john thomas in the eye cavity of your computer, and they would get the humor. You can send an email to pretty much any woman saying you would commit mass murder to win their attentions, and they would get the humor. But god-fuckin-dammit, don't you mess with the hair or the devil himself will grind your bones to mince meal. Pretty much sums that one up

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:27:37 PM

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I like my coffee like I like my women; black, strong, and bitter.

I AM DOMINEERING.
I AM MODERATE.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 12:47:29 PM

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Except she said he apologized after- so her upset WAS NOT brushed aside- instead- met with an apology- which she chose to ignore, and then bring his message into the forums...

Shifty, I didn't mean to ignore your post about this, but yea, as OP said, some things are just really faux pas that can't be rescued lol.
One of the biggest faux pas I get from men is this stupid question of asking if my pussy is tight or loose, after he ask that question and no matter how he tries to justify that it isn't a mean question, and apologise profusingly, which usually happens when they realise I am offended, that it cannot be recovered lol. And BTW, my answer to that question is often, "Depends on the size of your cock!" Some men don't take the hint that I'm annoyed and even carry on to describe the size of his cock and then ask again if it would feel tight or loose with his cock size lol. Men men men! They are incredible sometimes!

I'm sorry but there is a big difference between suggesting a women has hair braids and asking her how tight her pussy is. I've had people ask me what kind of hair dye I use and I don't start long rants about how they should automatically know I don't dye it, nor would I jump into a rant like that and keep it going for 5 pages. He told her he was sorry, that should be all that needs to be said.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 1:02:17 PM

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Omfg. An ENTIRE thread dedicated to Ron's brilliant, offbeat, and oft times indecipherable to lesser mortals, sense of humor????

Long overdue, I say. He's been thread worthy for a long time. I adore the man. And no Ron, I'm not paying a dollar to give you a blowjob. Blowin' ya a kiss, though ....

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 1:09:16 PM

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Omfg. An ENTIRE thread dedicated to Ron's brilliant, offbeat, and oft times indecipherable to lesser mortals, sense of humor????

Long overdue, I say. He's been thread worthy for a long time. I adore the man. And no Ron, I'm not paying a dollar to give you a blowjob. Blowin' ya a kiss, though ....

Blowjobs, and I get paid a dollar, where do I sign up?

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 1:14:07 PM

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Ja, well no, not exactly. I daresay that Beautiful Lotus did have a point no matter how mordantly made and no matter that I took so little notice of it.

I daresay that if I had not outted myself and went my usual quiet, stoic way, this thread would have died at 5 or so replies.

As it is, we got to meet some people who don't usually post here, in their altogether, and I couldn't have given out my hair conditioners links.

So, its all good. Its all good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 1:53:32 PM

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She didn't get the memo that every chick on here has to give Ron a bj before they can label them self real?

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 1:55:27 PM

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Omfg. An ENTIRE thread dedicated to Ron's brilliant, offbeat, and oft times indecipherable to lesser mortals, sense of humor????

Long overdue, I say. He's been thread worthy for a long time. I adore the man. And no Ron, I'm not paying a dollar to give you a blowjob. Blowin' ya a kiss, though ....

Blowjobs, and I get paid a dollar, where do I sign up?

Hmm. I'm not acquainted with you yet, so I'd have to lower payment to .50 for you.

:)

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 1:58:16 PM

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So, if Ron sent me a message about how fucking hot I am and he has eyefucked my profile a gazillion times, and the first thing he will do with me is get me to eating great and exercising to make me look better, I can say Ron you stupid motherfucker, you have never lived as a fat chick and you cannot tell me what to do.

Seriously, this seems like a buncha hoopla over nothing.

IMHO all that jazz

eta if he did send me that message, I would know he had fell and hit his head!!!

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So, I pissed off a girl, wouldn't be the first, and I can fuckin guarantee you, it won't be the last.

Now, as for you Greta, where the fuck do you get off interpreting what I said, and criticizing it? Isn't that a little shabby, considering the gravamen of your remarks?

Oh, yeah.............I ain't all that serious about that up there ^^^^^^

I could give a glimmer of a fuck less, its mirthful stuff; this. This is looking more and more like an inside CIA job, everyone in the room is killed but the intended target.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 2:03:09 PM

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Got that Soul Glo!

Rather have a Soulshine

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 2:35:08 PM

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Omfg. An ENTIRE thread dedicated to Ron's brilliant, offbeat, and oft times indecipherable to lesser mortals, sense of humor????

Long overdue, I say. He's been thread worthy for a long time. I adore the man. And no Ron, I'm not paying a dollar to give you a blowjob. Blowin' ya a kiss, though ....

Blowjobs, and I get paid a dollar, where do I sign up?

Hmm. I'm not acquainted with you yet, so I'd have to lower payment to .50 for you.

:)

Hmm, a lot better than a handshake, and I get two bits... You got a deal :)

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 2:40:17 PM

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ling with a black woman is a whole nother art form

I have never had a bit of problems with black women.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 2:42:52 PM

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It has indeed degenerated into comedy.

Hey Mod...how do you take your coffee?
lol

You do understand how unfair it is of you to take down your pics

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 2:44:41 PM

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I like my coffee like I like my women; black, strong, and bitter.

I AM DOMINEERING.
I AM MODERATE.

I prefer "hot strong and black"

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/14/2014 2:47:54 PM

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I guess you can assume that being a 'strong black woman', but you don't speak for non-AA folks, and I do not believe it is her remy and her makeup girls that make Beyonce good looking. See, you've never been a white man either. And I do not think that universally, non-AA people hold her up as the 'concept' of 'black beauty.

I am a grace jones fan.

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