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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 9:33:08 PM   
litleone8620


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ORIGINAL: SpankMuhButt

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About three minutes ago, i learned that just because you tell a person you're invloved with another person, the first person isn't going to necessarily leave you alone.
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How long have you had internet use? YOU JUST LEARNED THAT 3 minutes ago? lol


Hmmmmmmmmmm very true. Learned that lesson a while go for the internet. Learned my RL lesson today. Stupid HRLG (horny real life guys).

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 9:46:20 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Today I learned that being an advocate for a loved one in the hospital is always the right thing to be, no matter what anyone else tries to tell you.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 9:53:14 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Today I learned that no matter how quicka  trip it is oging to be between the drug store and the grocery store, or how short your trip in for groceries is going to be... when deoderant melts the car STINKS...
DV

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 5:49:05 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Today i learned if you want to look out the window it is much safer to open it first. Ouch......

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 5:56:58 AM   
SirCumsSlut


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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Today i learned if you want to look out the window it is much safer to open it first. Ouch......



Today I learned, that when two puppies share your space, look before rising from bed.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 5:58:50 AM   
twicehappy


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Today I learned, that when two puppies share your space, look before rising from bed.


Eewwww......... yes i'd remember that one too......

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 10:58:04 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Today i learnt that my rabbit sees me as his terrotary and he keeps peeing on me to show everyone else i'm his. How nice !!

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 12:02:15 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		Today I learned girls dont like it when you joke about eating thier pets. [another rabbit]

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 12:41:10 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: SpankMuhButt

Today I learned my grandma (who is 82) never tongue kissed. and was married for 6o something years to my grandpa


after the piercing story, this made me laugh hard......AGAIN!!!


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 12:41:12 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		* giggles* Oh my gosh Rum that tickled me!  You don't have a craving for pussycats do you? Master wouldn't enjoy you eating his pet!

Today I learned that I should always check my bath tub for spiders before getting in.
* whimpers*

~dancer


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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 12:42:20 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Today I learned that ho matter how hard you try, your friends white cat will love you if you are wearing dark clothes and his black cat will love you if your wearing white.

DV


OMG, no kidding......had a white cat and a black lab at the same time.......how stupid was I??


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 12:43:29 PM   
Rumtiger


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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

* giggles* Oh my gosh Rum that tickled me!  You don't have a craving for pussycats do you? Master wouldn't enjoy you eating his pet!


I have a feeling we're both getting the same thoughts. lol

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 12:44:05 PM   
litleone8620


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Status: offline 		Today i learned that even if you haven't watched one episode of a soap opera you can almost always figure out what is going on. And you can stop watching for a couple of weeks, and STILL know what is going on.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 1:06:08 PM   
desertdancer


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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

* giggles* Oh my gosh Rum that tickled me!  You don't have a craving for pussycats do you? Master wouldn't enjoy you eating his pet!


I have a feeling we're both getting the same thoughts. lol


Mm-hmm I thought so * nod nod, wink wink then mews*


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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 1:06:39 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		Today I learned I am not getting better.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 1:09:29 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Today I re-learned how to paint

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 1:12:33 PM   
irishbynature


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Status: offline 		Today...? Take a book with you before going to the local DMV.

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What seems nasty, painful, or evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, for those who have the vision to recognize it as such. Henry Miller


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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 3:33:39 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		Today I learned that not getting my way, makes me mad....nope, I didnt really learn that today..I already knew that. 

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 3:37:37 PM   
impishlilhellcat


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Status: offline 		Today I relearned that sometimes biting your tongue instead of sending off a smartass comment is the best course of action.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/11/2006 3:50:37 PM   
acissej


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Status: offline 		Today I learned about rogue waves.  Thank you, NYT Science Section.

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