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I wanna talk about sex! - 8/30/2014 7:22:05 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/30/2014 8:23:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have (very) particular opinions about the topic but.....frankly....I just wanna talk about sex.


Triple it and add 37.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/30/2014 8:47:01 PM   
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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/30/2014 9:00:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have (very) particular opinions about the topic but.....frankly....I just wanna talk about sex.


Triple it and add 37.


Triple and add 37. That is a LOT!!!

I was pretty much at double, x's19, with paid valet parking, with an interior detail done while I had dinner.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/30/2014 9:01:37 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

I much rather do...than just talk about it. Hey, I am THE universally recognized, internationally certified professional kinky sex instructor...first lesson free.


I think you're a giver.

Selfless.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/30/2014 11:39:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 9:42:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

I much rather do...than just talk about it. Hey, I am THE universally recognized, internationally certified professional kinky sex instructor...first lesson free.

Care to divulge where you got your certification from? (As in the Master's Degree Program at [fill in the blank])

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 9:59:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have (very) particular opinions about the topic but.....frankly....I just wanna talk about sex.

Those that can, do. Those that can't, talk about it.

Soz.... too busy for chatting

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 12:10:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.


When I was still married, one evening I was watching some football and my wife announced she was going to go to bed. I said, "Hey Hon, how about a goodnight fuck?" She looked at me, smiled enticingly and said, "OK. Goodnight, Fuck." and went upstairs.

< Message edited by Gauge -- 8/31/2014 12:12:07 PM >

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 1:37:09 PM   
GreedyTop


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ONCE UPON A TIME I knew what sex was. somehow, I don't think my current definition would be found in any tome. I guess the ex kinda skewed it for me.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 5:19:42 PM   
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I have a list I tack to the headboard...the only time I get to talk is when she changes the ball gag.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 5:51:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.


When I was still married, one evening I was watching some football and my wife announced she was going to go to bed. I said, "Hey Hon, how about a goodnight fuck?" She looked at me, smiled enticingly and said, "OK. Goodnight, Fuck." and went upstairs.



Yall are too funny!!!! :-)

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 5:54:26 PM   
FieryOpal


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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 8:00:41 PM   
MrRodgers


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ORIGINAL: FieryOpal


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

I much rather do...than just talk about it. Hey, I am THE universally recognized, internationally certified professional kinky sex instructor...first lesson free.

Care to divulge where you got your certification from? (As in the Master's Degree Program at [fill in the blank])

That's it...no free lesson for you. Gotta have a sense of humor.

Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 8:08:47 PM   
FieryOpal


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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

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ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

Care to divulge where you got your certification from? (As in the Master's Degree Program at [fill in the blank])

That's it...no free lesson for you. Gotta have a sense of humor.

Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.

Oh, I thought it might have been a correspondence course chalk full of Jay Wiseman's BDSM "text"books. You know, the ones on rope-tying safety.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 8:35:58 PM   
smileforme50


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.


When I was still married, one evening I was watching some football and my wife announced she was going to go to bed. I said, "Hey Hon, how about a goodnight fuck?" She looked at me, smiled enticingly and said, "OK. Goodnight, Fuck." and went upstairs.


hehehe.....I like her!


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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 8:41:59 PM   
smileforme50


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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers


Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.


Hmmm....I always heard it called the Florida University of Carnal Knowledge ....but I guess back in my day they tried to use "polite" names.....

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 9:21:35 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

hehehe.....I like her!



That makes one of us.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 8/31/2014 9:22:59 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

Does the Sam Houston Institute of Technology count ? Oh wait...it was the Fucking University of Carnal Kink.

It was a long time ago so I forget where but...not what.


I went to the Falkland Islands University. Good Ol' Falk U.

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RE: I wanna talk about sex! - 9/1/2014 7:18:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

I had some hallway sex a little while ago. I'm quitting smoking (again), and when the wife and I passed in the hall, she said, "fuck you."

I think it was good for her, too.



LOL

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