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Kirata -> News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 9:52:39 PM)
I think it's sad that outrages like this don't get more exposure, so I've decided to help... which white man high in power decided international women's day will be daylight savings and 23hrs long and when can I kick his balls https://twitter.com/nelsonat0r/status/574610850956214272 National Women's Day and Daylight Savings Time, because giving women a full 24 hours would've been a little to much. https://twitter.com/nikkifaceful/status/574611922105987076 If you're in a region with Daylight Savings Time it means that International Women's Day is a 23 hour day. Can't catch a break. #Patriarchy https://twitter.com/archiducissa/status/574612786791256064 Be socially responsible and join the effort! K.

Aylee -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 10:20:03 PM)
I actually had no idea it was International Women's Day. I also had no idea it was Daylight Savings either until I noticed that my iPad time did not match the clock on the stove. I have never felt that I needed a "special day" to celebrate being a woman, being proud of women's accomplishments, or for doing what I want for the day. I have much more been looking forward to Saturday for Pi day. With some fear and some joy. Meh, that is life.

RemoteUser -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 10:23:13 PM)
How were they able to determine this from the kitchen? Yet another of Life's great mysteries.

DaddySatyr -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 10:25:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser How were they able to determine this from the kitchen? Yet another of Life's great mysteries. All microwaves and most stoves have clocks on them so the wenches know when to have the man's meal ready! [:D] Michael

RemoteUser -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 10:39:10 PM)
quote: All microwaves and most stoves have clocks on them so the wenches know when to have the man's meal ready! [:D] Michael Dang. They can read? What is this world coming to?? (Oh, right. Instagram.)

DaddySatyr -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 10:43:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr All microwaves and most stoves have clocks on them so the wenches know when to have the man's meal ready! [:D] Michael Dang. They can read? What is this world coming to?? (Oh, right. Instagram.) I had to teach mine to read so they could find the right coupons in the Sunday paper. I am having an issue, though. My kitchen is on the first floor, in the back of the house. The Master bedroom is on the second floor, in the front of the house. If I make the chains long enough for them to service me in both rooms, it, effectually gives them run of the house. What a conundrum! Michael

DerangedUnit -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 10:56:23 PM)
A zip line bar across the ceiling attached to a short lead, just lock it into place in the room you want her in, the runners have bearings so pulling them to another room is a lot easier on the back.

DaddySatyr -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 11:01:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit A zip line bar across the ceiling attached to a short lead, just lock it into place in the room you want her in, the runners have bearings so pulling them to another room is a lot easier on the back. That would require me to do the work of moving them from room to room? How does that work? [:D] Michael

DerangedUnit -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 11:04:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr quote: ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit A zip line bar across the ceiling attached to a short lead, just lock it into place in the room you want her in, the runners have bearings so pulling them to another room is a lot easier on the back. That would require me to do the work of moving them from room to room? How does that work? [:D] Michael Maybe a cart you can just kick? I'm trying to be helpful here you have no clue how annoying long chains are for people who roll a lot in their sleep haha you wake up pretied

DaddySatyr -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 11:09:45 PM)
I'm looking into buying a new place, anyway. I'll have to make sure the floor plan is set up, correctly or that I can bring in a builder and remodel. I don't think I've ever seen a true Master Bedroom, right off the kitchen. Michael

Kirata -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 11:11:24 PM)
Get yourself a nice studio. Then everything is right off the kitchen! K.

DerangedUnit -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 11:14:21 PM)
Or just do what mine does and keep me stashed in a hotel, got a microwave next to the bed.... the only improvement that's been discussed is attaching the remote to me since I can never seem to remember where it is.

DaddySatyr -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/8/2015 11:26:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata Get yourself a nice studio. Then everything is right off the kitchen! K. I DETEST studio apartments (and I'm looking to buy). They don't do a whole lot of "selling apartments" out here like they do, back home in Noo Yawk Ciddy. I have a plan. Who needs a formal dining room, anyway? Michael

hlen5 -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/9/2015 12:15:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata I think it's sad that outrages like this don't get more exposure, so I've decided to help... which white man high in power decided international women's day will be daylight savings and 23hrs long and when can I kick his balls https://twitter.com/nelsonat0r/status/574610850956214272 National Women's Day and Daylight Savings Time, because giving women a full 24 hours would've been a little to much. https://twitter.com/nikkifaceful/status/574611922105987076 If you're in a region with Daylight Savings Time it means that International Women's Day is a 23 hour day. Can't catch a break. #Patriarchy https://twitter.com/archiducissa/status/574612786791256064 Be socially responsible and join the effort! K. This isn't funny!! . . . . . . . . . . Yes, I'm kidding!

CreativeDominant -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/9/2015 4:44:50 AM)
Good stuff: http://manofewords.com/2011/02/01/im-offended/ http://mobile.wnd.com/2014/07/the-perpetually-offended/

Sanity -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/9/2015 5:06:01 AM)
Women are such weak, pathetic, dainty little victims that they really do need that special day to lean on (Bless their hearts)

Lucylastic -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/9/2015 6:05:17 AM)
Lol turns out that its a whinge fest whinging about women .how speshul......yay .on a kink site too. poor darlings

Aylee -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/9/2015 6:21:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Lol turns out that its a whinge fest whinging about women .how speshul......yay .on a kink site too. poor darlings Dammit Lucy, I thought for sure you would point out that this is Bush's fault!

Lucylastic -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/9/2015 6:28:40 AM)
HAH im waiting for someone to blame it on the first lady, AND waiting to see the domestic violence stats on womens day go up to the rates of Superbowl sunday before I get offended, Im having the irony pointed out to me with every post...its hillarious

Lucylastic -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (3/9/2015 7:08:03 AM)
OOOOOOOOH today is 9 March International Barbie Day Maybe we can all take da piss out of why there is a barbie day Where is GI Joes special day?

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