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DerangedUnit -> Super Powers!!! (3/30/2015 6:23:34 PM)
No, this is not a political thread don't worry [;)] I'm curious to know what super powers you kinky people have [:)] Could be anything. got a hobby you're really good at? a pro at..... finishing people's sentences? could be the ring master of a cat circus? What are some of the things you're really good at? I would post mine but I want to give other people a chance to brag before I steal all the glory [:D] Anti heroes feel free to post to... though I'll assume every gift is equally matched with a curse ominous sounds

shiftyw -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/30/2015 8:44:49 PM)
Baking Horseback riding I'm pretty good at art too- drawing, photo, film, ceramics are the highlights

GoddessManko -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/30/2015 9:01:11 PM)
Dancing embarassingly (and really amazingly when out in public), making children love me through methodical and consistent brainwashing, sarcasm, looking directly past someone's head even when they're standing right in front of me, making weird faces, powerlifting, obstacle courses, trying new stuff, anything outdoors, putting dishes in the dishwasher, laughing loudly and obnoxiously, talking loudly and excitedly, not becoming an alcoholic. [:D]

DaddySatyr -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/30/2015 9:24:21 PM)
I have an uncanny ability to feel what others feel. Not just anyone and I can't turn it on and off. I was watching TV, one night, years ago. I was laughing, enjoying a comedy and, suddenly, I felt deep, bitter, anger. I had no idea why. I also don't know why I took notice of the time but I did. A couple of weeks later, I was talking with my youngest son and he told me he had broken up with his paramour. One thing led to another and it turns out that roughly around the time that I'd had my "anger episode" was when he had lost it with this other person and started raising his voice (to the point where his friend dragged him away, forcibly to keep him out of trouble). Some people tell me this is empathic ability. I don't know. I just know that it happens, sometimes. Drawbacks? Yeah, I "felt" my eldest son get shot which was what caused his death, thirty-six hours later. Michael

DerangedUnit -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/30/2015 9:26:14 PM)
Shifty- ceramics class was where I learned I'm pretty good at blowing stuff up [:D] Manko- children all love me too.... but it's because I dress like a princess and let them hit me with sticks(and I play dead awesomely) I'll add my "serious" ones now :P 1. When I first meet people they almost always tell my their life story within a few minutes of hello.... I mean what they went to prison for, childhood trauma, war stories, dead friends..... I should be an interrogator I could just walk in the room. 2. I'm half of wolverine, I have a radically awesome immune system and my sister has a metal spine. 3. I can escape almost any situation or device. If my joints weren't so bad because of all the dislocation I might consider becoming shedini 4. I can slip into any accent someone speaks in(it's just automatic can't stop it)

GoddessManko -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/30/2015 11:02:08 PM)
Hahaha, I last got the flu when I was 10, last time I was ever truly sick. How funny we have that in common and go figure I go to the gym where it's pretty much a cesspool. We might have #3 in common but it's more that I can be a mental ninja. I move stealthily and before you know it, Bam! I'm there, embedded in your psyche FOREVER! Also I can ninja my way out of any situation (and probably in but I can't be arsed). No but really, I'm up because I got a week's worth of work done in one night. Literally just now that happened. Which means MORE WORK for the next month or so but progress is really picking up so I'm happy. [:D] So in a nutshell I'm part Xman and part ninja. I think I'm gonna play dead tomorrow to amuse my neighbor's kids.

DerangedUnit -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/30/2015 11:36:41 PM)
I got invited to this kids birthday party last month and they didn't even know what a ninja was! I had to grab a pink scarf and educate them.... sadly a ninja is no match against lightsabers. My empathic powers are limited to being able to transfer my emotional state... which is a double edged sword because if i get angry they get angry, if I'm tired they are.... but it does have some uses like being able to break up fights(and if I get punched I heal within a day or two), keeping dogs calm(even if other people are shouting and acting frantic the dogs will come lay their head in my lap), stopping kids from moping, making people think they look wonderful if not makeup I'm selling(back when i did that) broken fingers heal in about a week for me and the nose in 2-3 days... I only got a flu/cold type thing once and that was because I was working 24/7 and hadn't had more than an hour or 2 of sleep for a couple weeks(and was working in a pharmacy) as soon as I got some sleep it went away... downside is I have strong autoimmune reactions. Anytime I lean against something or someone touches me I get raised red marks in the shape of the object(hives) and my white blood cells attack any iron that is in my blood so I'm often anemic.... but the healing factor is much needed so I'm happy for it.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 12:29:02 AM)
Finding things, empathy and just getting a cold feeling when something is about to happen to me. That last one is why I have not been in an accident. Lizard is better at finding things than I am so I told her NOT to tell people about the way she is. She sure can find bargains though...LOL! My dad was a medium...he used to work in a haunted nursing home back in the late 70s before moving here and becoming an ER nurse. The ghosts in that home were a bit of funny...when one of the ghosts made the metal bedpans fall off the shelving, Dad yelled at it to put them back up.

DerangedUnit -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 12:39:07 AM)
I could use someone good at finding things... I have a habit of leaving one item every new place I go..... I have collections of electronics, shoes, glasses, even a skirt I've left various places... no clue how it happens. How did I not notice I wasn't wearing shoes? On the plus side if anyone needs to bug someone's house just pin it to me and I'll probably end up leaving it there ;)

dcnovice -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 10:13:53 AM)
FR Thanks to my colostomy, I finally have a superpower: I can stalk criminals, open the bag, and release silent but deadly gas, stopping them in their tracks. Evildoers far and near: The jig is up. Gasman is here.

Rule -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 10:33:48 AM)
I am a super-genius.

sexyred1 -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 11:35:37 AM)
Super powers? Sales Speaking easily to anyone Telling stories Accessorizing Super fast reader Dancing

DesFIP -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 2:47:51 PM)
Not a super power per se, but I've been called the best child advocate they ever met by several of the top professionals in the field.

GoddessManko -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 2:51:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Not a super power per se, but I've been called the best child advocate they ever met by several of the top professionals in the field. Very cool! My sister from another mother has been working in child welfare for over 15 years and is also an advocate against violence against women. Good to know! Pretty awesome super power.

Kaliko -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 2:55:24 PM)
I can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" backwards.

Kana -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 3:28:23 PM)
I've been called a major Asshole by more women than I can count. Does that work?

DerangedUnit -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 4:01:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko I can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" backwards. Oh damn... now I can't stop trying... WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED!!!!! quote: ORIGINAL: Kana I've been called a major Asshole by more women than I can count. Does that work? Only if it's a super asshole ;)

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 6:03:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko I can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" backwards. put a sound bite on your profile or you are just punking us......[8\|]

MrRodgers -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 7:07:46 PM)
Site reading sheet music and also...musical phraseology. Pool playing...getting out.

GoddessManko -> RE: Super Powers!!! (3/31/2015 8:11:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko I can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" backwards. put a sound bite on your profile or you are just punking us......[8\|] MasterG2kTR I'm thinking both you and DerangedUnit attempted it like I did. Shenanigans I say woman, shenanigans!

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