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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:12:28 AM   
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Nightmare, shmightmare
I have narcolepsy and nightmares every night. I'm hard to scare


Narcolepsy!!!! You're perfect!!!! I hate to drive, the job shall be yours. I'm already stenciling the "Narcolepyic Driver" signs. I would go with the black and yellow, but I don't want it confused with a student driver car, so I'm thinking cautionary neons... Gosh, I can already hear the screams, horns, sirens and the shouts of terror as the pedestrians flee the sidewalks... It's a happy day.


Oh, happy day! WEEEEEE!!! *CRASH* *SMASH* *DESTRUCTION* *BLOODSHED* *light snores* *SCREECH*
The cataplexy only really happens when I'm angry or being confronted or about to confront someone :) Get my rage going and I fall like a sack of potatoes.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:13:48 AM   
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but... I'm adorable

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:19:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear


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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

Nightmare, shmightmare
I have narcolepsy and nightmares every night. I'm hard to scare


Narcolepsy!!!! You're perfect!!!! I hate to drive, the job shall be yours. I'm already stenciling the "Narcolepyic Driver" signs. I would go with the black and yellow, but I don't want it confused with a student driver car, so I'm thinking cautionary neons... Gosh, I can already hear the screams, horns, sirens and the shouts of terror as the pedestrians flee the sidewalks... It's a happy day.


Oh, happy day! WEEEEEE!!! *CRASH* *SMASH* *DESTRUCTION* *BLOODSHED* *light snores* *SCREECH*
The cataplexy only really happens when I'm angry or being confronted or about to confront someone :) Get my rage going and I fall like a sack of potatoes.


Alrighty, the radio shall be tuned to politics on each outing. If that doesn't create uncontrollable rage I do t know wot will.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:20:57 AM   
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*bats eyelashes*
but... I'm adorable


You'll find no argument here.

P.S. I replied to your mail.

< Message edited by ExiledTyrant -- 5/10/2015 9:22:36 AM >

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:22:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Damn, how did you know about my refusal to listen to the radio? Especially political radio?

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:23:43 AM   
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Welcome! You should probably know that your search is over. You flirted with THe Tyrant and are now owned by him. That's just how it works. I don't make the rules. :)


Thank you :)
Uh, oh... I wasn't aware of the rules....


Ignorance of the law is no excuse. You should've read the TOS.


I see, making me be mean and point out that TOS may be in part about you, but I haven't found that part... yet.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:25:55 AM   
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Damn, how did you know about my refusal to listen to the radio? Especially political radio?


I cannot reveal my secrets... So I shall just leave you with this catchy little tune... http://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:28:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Welcome! You should probably know that your search is over. You flirted with THe Tyrant and are now owned by him. That's just how it works. I don't make the rules. :)


Thank you :)
Uh, oh... I wasn't aware of the rules....


Ignorance of the law is no excuse. You should've read the TOS.


I see, making me be mean and point out that TOS may be in part about you, but I haven't found that part... yet.


Okay, cleopatra, just because you've never seen a billion dollars in cash does not mean that it does not exist either. But just so you feel better, I'll let you know that your wifi signal is streaming well from D'Nile.


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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:30:12 AM   
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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:31:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

Damn, how did you know about my refusal to listen to the radio? Especially political radio?


I cannot reveal my secrets... So I shall just leave you with this catchy little tune... http://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts


Godspeed, Tyrant. :) Here's one in return https://youtu.be/u5qlF0SgFMU

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:41:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

Damn, how did you know about my refusal to listen to the radio? Especially political radio?


I cannot reveal my secrets... So I shall just leave you with this catchy little tune... http://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts


Godspeed, Tyrant. :) Here's one in return https://youtu.be/u5qlF0SgFMU


I suspect that song has much significance... Yet to be revealed, if ever. So I shall see your song and raise you http://youtu.be/EH-SWKNAWN0

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:52:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Plus it's fairly catchy. Unfortunately, I'll have to adjust the chords if I ever hope to be able to play that one.
Music war, on. https://youtu.be/4MojFIwIWCw

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:03:31 AM   
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Plus it's fairly catchy. Unfortunately, I'll have to adjust the chords if I ever hope to be able to play that one.
Music war, on. https://youtu.be/4MojFIwIWCw


I'm detecting a theme here, being the prick I am, I will turn you onto an artist you may want to really explore... And read your mail. http://youtu.be/0k6mQyu2GxM

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:10:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

*bats eyelashes*
but... I'm adorable


You'll find no argument here.

P.S. I replied to your mail.



I don't think I got it. Boo..

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:13:11 AM   
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Plus it's fairly catchy. Unfortunately, I'll have to adjust the chords if I ever hope to be able to play that one.
Music war, on. https://youtu.be/4MojFIwIWCw


I'm detecting a theme here, being the prick I am, I will turn you onto an artist you may want to really explore... And read your mail. http://youtu.be/0k6mQyu2GxM


I love Cat Stevens :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq36YD1ESM

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:13:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

*bats eyelashes*
but... I'm adorable


You'll find no argument here.

P.S. I replied to your mail.



I don't think I got it. Boo..


That's because you have "old" and "ugly" filtered out of your mail. I may be able to sneak past one or the other, but not both.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:15:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

*bats eyelashes*
but... I'm adorable


You'll find no argument here.

P.S. I replied to your mail.



I don't think I got it. Boo..


That's because you have "old" and "ugly" filtered out of your mail. I may be able to sneak past one or the other, but not both.


lmao
Ah, I see. Other countries was selected.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:17:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

Plus it's fairly catchy. Unfortunately, I'll have to adjust the chords if I ever hope to be able to play that one.
Music war, on. https://youtu.be/4MojFIwIWCw


I'm detecting a theme here, being the prick I am, I will turn you onto an artist you may want to really explore... And read your mail. http://youtu.be/0k6mQyu2GxM


I love Cat Stevens :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq36YD1ESM


Hmmm.... You seem quite trixie... I need to check your feet for fur. Now, have you ever heard the S&M D/s theme song? http://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:18:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Bisexual too? Well you ARE the bees knees.

While I'm not into competing with the likes of Tyrant- if you need help escaping his clutches- he only thinks I follow the rules- I'd be happy to help you escape. With no selfish or ulterior motives whatsoever, I promise. Mostly.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:19:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

*bats eyelashes*
but... I'm adorable


You'll find no argument here.

P.S. I replied to your mail.



I don't think I got it. Boo..


That's because you have "old" and "ugly" filtered out of your mail. I may be able to sneak past one or the other, but not both.


lmao
Ah, I see. Other countries was selected.


I see you've mastered the art of polite subterfuge:)


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