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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:20:35 AM

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Bisexual too? Well you ARE the bees knees.

While I'm not into competing with the likes of Tyrant- if you need help escaping his clutches- he only thinks I follow the rules- I'd be happy to help you escape. With no selfish or ulterior motives whatsoever, I promise. Mostly.

Pffftttt.... Mated Pair Only. All else is just sport.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:22:05 AM

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I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:23:49 AM

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Bisexual too? Well you ARE the bees knees.

While I'm not into competing with the likes of Tyrant- if you need help escaping his clutches- he only thinks I follow the rules- I'd be happy to help you escape. With no selfish or ulterior motives whatsoever, I promise. Mostly.

Hehehe well thank you :) Of course, my own motives would be.... ah fuck it, they would be very selfish :D

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:28:25 AM

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I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:31:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:33:03 AM

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I like her. Can we keep her?

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:34:29 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

Hey! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Heeeeyyyy... Moments ago you bequeathed upon me every victory and now you say I will have to purchase such victories with duct tape? Wtf is up with that?

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:36:52 AM

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I like her. Can we keep her?

Yep... Until, if, and or when she is a mated pair of breedabe um loving lesbians that ultimately will live in Hawaii with a Tyrant that shall always and forever win at RPS.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:37:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

Hey! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Heeeeyyyy... Moments ago you bequeathed upon me every victory and now you say I will have to purchase such victories with duct tape? Wtf is up with that?

Well, you denounced the gift of winning everything forever. So, yes, now you have to purchase duct tape. That's the deal :)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:38:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

Hey! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Heeeeyyyy... Moments ago you bequeathed upon me every victory and now you say I will have to purchase such victories with duct tape? Wtf is up with that?

Well, you denounced the gift of winning everything forever. So, yes, now you have to purchase duct tape. That's the deal :)

I prefer rope.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:38:35 AM

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I like her. Can we keep her?

Yay!

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:39:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

Hey! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Heeeeyyyy... Moments ago you bequeathed upon me every victory and now you say I will have to purchase such victories with duct tape? Wtf is up with that?

Well, you denounced the gift of winning everything forever. So, yes, now you have to purchase duct tape. That's the deal :)

I prefer rope.

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Rope, duct tape, zip ties, boxing gloves, plastic wrap, tin foil - whatever works for winning rock-paper-scissors. :D

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:41:17 AM

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We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P

I'm mightily impressed that you can tune a guitar by ear. I generally just use my fingers.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:42:31 AM

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Rope, duct tape, zip ties, boxing gloves, plastic wrap, tin foil - whatever works for winning rock-paper-scissors. :D

You're so good to me

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:42:39 AM

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We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P

I'm mightily impressed that you can tune a guitar by ear. I generally just use my fingers.

I nearly spat out my coffee heheheh

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:45:07 AM

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Rope, duct tape, zip ties, boxing gloves, plastic wrap, tin foil - whatever works for winning rock-paper-scissors. :D

You're so good to me

I aim to please

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:45:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear
We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P

I'm mightily impressed that you can tune a guitar by ear. I generally just use my fingers.

I nearly spat out my coffee heheheh

Well fuck. So much for being perfect. She spits :(

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:48:10 AM

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"Nearly" being the operative word
I'm still perfect, right? right?!?!

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:49:19 AM

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"Nearly" being the operative word
I'm still perfect, right? right?!?!

Well, your perfection is suspect because you "nearly" lost all credibility.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 10:49:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

"Nearly" being the operative word
I'm still perfect, right? right?!?!

Well, your perfection is suspect because you "nearly" lost all credibility.

Jus sayin