jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods James Bond doesn't need to waste money on prophylactics: somebody will kill whoever he's been shagging before the end of the film. Shagging? Really? Anyway, some of the Bond girls have lived at the end of the movie, which brings up the point, that man must have one hell of a child support bill or he was sterile to begin with. And to continue with lessons The hero will always pulls some plan out of his ass while under fire, underwater, about to be eaten by a shark, or killed in some equally gruesome manner that will actually work (even though any one with scuba training knows that air tanks do not explode, they just vent violently when punctured.)
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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