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The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 6:15:49 PM

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Forget the bible....
Forget the Maya....
Forget Nostradamus....

Last night the final nail in the coffin for humanity was placed and the world will end this weekend.

Thing is that every one that follows baseball realizes this.

For the rest of the poor souls who are going to die, and have no clue as why the rest of us are prepared for the event....

The Chicago Cubs won their first world series in 117 years.

Its over.

The fork has been stabbed and the world has been deemed done.

Once the curse was broke, that was it.

We be doomed.

Now granted, when I tried telling the various people this fact when I paid bills today, they still wanted their money, although one woman at the cable/internet company did agree that the world was going to end for the same reasons I postulated.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 6:18:09 PM

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108, not 117 so you got time for a beer and a smoke before we tip over.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 6:32:37 PM

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Bummer .. I had plans for this weekend too

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 7:12:08 PM

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I thought maybe it was because that abomination, Daylight Savings Time, ends this Sunday.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 7:42:16 PM

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Nope, the Chicago Cubs had to go and break the curse and doom humanity.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 7:46:25 PM

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What odds were the bookies giving on this happening I wonder ? It sounds like, if you had $5 on the cubs, you would be a very wealthy man now *smile*

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 7:59:38 PM

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What odds were the bookies giving on this happening I wonder ? It sounds like, if you had $5 on the cubs, you would be a very wealthy man now *smile*

actually, given the Cleveland Indians injured list, the Cubs were going to have a fight, but would have taken the series in 7 games. The Indians were short pitchers, so they were rotating them on short rests (3 days.)

So, by game seven, the Indians pitching staff would have been sore and tired, even with 3 days between games.

I pitched high school ball, and trust me, sometimes five days is not enough time.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 8:01:15 PM

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I'll take your word for it Jeff..................the only pitchers I know much about, contain an amber fluid that makes one's boots go all wobbly after a while.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 8:07:22 PM

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And if the world is going to end this weekend, that gives us a mere one or two days to rid the world of as much of that evil fluid as possible. I'll start right away.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 8:33:56 PM

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The Vegas line had the Cubs winning, so betting on them would not have gotten you much.
No idea sure was the game count was. Cubs in 4 was probably the highest odds; Cubs in 7 was probably the lowest.

I think the Cubs winning is just the 1st of the Four Horsemen.
The 2nd would be if Trumpasaurus Wrecks wins the White House.

After that, all bets are off.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 8:41:35 PM

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Nope, the Chicago Cubs had to go and break the curse and doom humanity.

When they started the 10th it occurred to me that it was one thing to make the Cubs fans miserable for a century, but now the Indians, and Cleveland will be known as the team that lost to the cubs.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/3/2016 9:01:14 PM

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I wonder if our government will open refugee and re-housing camps for Americans wanting to get as faaaaaaaaaaaaar from the last Trump of Doom if he wins ?

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/4/2016 1:34:49 PM

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The world will end again?
That's four times this year: none of them have stuck so far...

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/4/2016 10:39:21 PM

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And the Cubs have sworn that from now on, any goat with a ticket will be allowed entry into the stadium. The curse of the billy goat has ended.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/4/2016 11:32:45 PM

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Actually, it ended last week.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/5/2016 5:55:00 AM

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And the Cubs have sworn that from now on, any goat with a ticket will be allowed entry into the stadium. The curse of the billy goat has ended.

The goat thing actually happened, then? I always thought that one was an urban myth.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/5/2016 8:00:44 AM

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I was gonna' clean up a bit around the house... but how that I know the world is ending, I'm just gonna' have a beer and relax.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/6/2016 6:57:51 AM

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Hasn't ended yet.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/6/2016 9:45:46 AM

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With world ending and all... I can't believe my slave and her sister are going out to play bingo.

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RE: The world will end this weekend.... - 11/6/2016 10:32:37 AM

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Half six in the evening, and still here.
This is the most disappointing failed apocalypse yet: at least a few people were talking about the others offline.

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